"You could fully shoot a zombie movie here"
The Australian surf coach Kale Brock is well-known for his excellent technique and travel videos on YouTube, a rare talent who avoids the usual tendency to overdramatise his encounters.
Of middle height and with a lightly portly body, Brock, who turns thirty-three in one week, has amassed an impressive almost quarter-of-a-million subscribers on his channel.
He is a man of formidable force, a dreamer who thinks, a thinker who dreams.
Now, Brock has stunned his fans with a walk-through of a hastily abandoned resort in the Maldives, at one point exposing the grim skeleton of what were going to be five-thousand-dollar-a-night over-the-water bungalows.
“Apparently it’s a major politician in the Maldives who owns this island and construction got underway 12 years ago,” Brock says. “They were building for two years then for ‘political reasons’. We don’t really know, ostensibly maybe they ran out of money. They’ve literally abandoned the project… There’s bathtubs in unopened but deteriorating boxes. There’s literally piles of toilets stood up over one another and ultimately there’s incredible potential for an incredible place here.”
Brock swings by a couple of abandoned cars.
You could fully shoot a zombie movie here… I feel like we’re in Jurassic Park, after they’ve abandoned it.
“Imagine the dinners you could have had,” he “says. “Imagine the surf you could have had 1km that way.”
I’m actually glad this is getting some attention cause when I contacted Mr Brock about illegally trespassing and filming on Raalhuveli he brushed me.
Damn Dez, the YT recommendation algorithm is sending you down some dark paths!
Just go squat. I have a buddy with a sailboat there. I’d go except there are way better surf destinations.
If it’s in the past tense, shouldn’t it be Maldoves?
Where’s the (Mal)-dive bar?
Imagine hearing Otto and Scorn fucking each other all night in the bungalow two down from you.
Fuck, that shit would be RAW
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geez a bit harsh guys. What if he’s a nice bloke with a cunt of an idea
or maybe a cunt of a bloke with no idea
I’ve lost my train of thought
Give A Fuck non
I hope that by opening this story I don’t get any youtube recommendations for this chump. Haven’t noticed him in ages after a long period of my algo throwing him in my direction.
I bet just by reading your comment he starts popping back into mine again.
Was this the soft opening
Monty Python has a great skit about hide and seek Olympics…it only took 14 years, 5 months, 2 weeks, and 69 minutes for the British competitor to find Kale Brock!
Gotta give Kale Brock some credit as Glen Hall’s voice coach.
Did he happen to find $50 at any point?
Just an empty sappo or 2, a orchy bong and a copy of a Waves mag to chop up on. No scissors unfortunately.
The insects are murder there. No, I prefer the boat….
essential?
Not really.
if all you see is cool clear water and a new business opportunity then you don’t believe in global warming…
Fuckin “surf coach” …smh
surf coach to VAL’s
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