“I love the sea (but) when it comes to the Olympics, wave pools would be the fairest way!"
The two-time world champion surfer Filipe Toledo, who held the crown of King of Teahupoo for a wonderful sixteen hours only one week ago, has launched a stinging tirade at Olympic organisers for holding the event in Tahiti instead of at a man-made wave.
Filipe Toledo, you’ll recall, came into the event with bookmakers listing him as one of the top six favourites, behind Medina, Robinson, Vaast and Ethan Ewing, despite his often conflicted relationship with the dangerous wave known as the Place of Skulls.
As JP Currie painted the scene,
And so what of Filipe Toledo? What did our two-time world champ do on this day of days?
Well, for a long while it looked like he might repeat his infamous zero point heat total, but as it was he notched a 2.46. Three waves attempted, none critical or close, the highest coming in at a 1.43.
He was roundly trounced by the committed Japanese surfer, Reo Inaba, who deserved the victory regardless of Toledo’s no-show.
Inaba charged and grinned throughout. Even when he was ragdolled by the heaviest wave in the world, he still came up smiling.
Toledo, by contrast, was locked back into his familiar grimace, looking like he’d rather be anywhere else in the world. Ideally 24 hours in the past, posting an obscene number of Instagram stories highlighting his waves from yesterday.
But pay for his hubris he did.
With all sincerity, I hope he is ok, because I can scarcely imagine a greater swing from high to low.
Yesterday, his demons had been vanquished, silenced and sent back to that dark chamber in the pit of his soul.
Today, they are back upon his shoulder, wailing and cackling into the shot blood of his eyeballs.
And I fear that when it’s all said and done, it won’t be two world titles and some of the most dynamic surfing ever done that is Filipe Toledo’s legacy, but simply a handful of waves he refused to paddle for.
I love the sea and I don’t think anything beats nature! But, when it comes to the Olympics, I think it would be the fairest way! Everyone would have enough chance to put their best foot forward!
Let’s be honest, if the sea continued as it was in round three, Gabriel would win the gold and we know that! The pool provides this condition from start to finish, and in the end, the best surfer really wins!
If I lost in the wave pool, I would at least lose surfing and giving my best, which wasn’t the case with Gabriel, who in my opinion didn’t even lose, he just didn’t have a chance!
Every four years, I think the athlete needs to be prepared for this unique moment that is the Olympics and be sure that they will deliver their best!
There have been four majors held in a wave pool, Kelly Slater’s famous Surf Ranch, with Medina winning three of ‘em, Toledo one and Griffin Colapinto one, although the American’s win set off a bonfire of hate mail and death threats and claims of racism from Brazilian fans etc.
A common refrain.
Read, Brazilian surf fans apoplectic following Californian Griffin Colapinto’s “shock” win over world title favourite Filipe Toledo, “World Shame League! This event was a joke!” and Latin surf fans vow to create chaos at next World Tour event in Brazil following Filipe Toledos controversial loss to Californian in El Salvador, “The biggest protest in history in Saquarema! Bring banners, balloons, planes, boo all the time! Make them leave due to emotional stress!”)
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According to Fil’s logic ,if the last 2 world title deciding contests had been held in “waves of consequence” similar to round 3 of the Olympics , Pip would have Zip world titles.
Thanks for clearing that up Fil.
Only advantage of Pool Drool would be:
No guilt in not watching the Surfing Olimpdix at all.
None.
Easy to understand Filipee’s POV howevs.
Clear as a bell:
It’s like watching Soccer (w/o the balls).
Same.
One could say the same about every surf comp ever. But the true champs place well in multiple spots under varied conditions.
Been saying it since the first wave pool event , 100% proffesional surfboard riding competition should be held in wave pools, that provide an even playing surface for the athletes , I do not understand how else it can be promoted as a mainstrean accessible sport.
ps I have zero love for what is currently masquerading as proffesional surfing, it’s actually fucked.
Kelly already in discussions with the IOC and the ISA to have the OG 28 surfing event at the Ranch. Or better still at a brand new wave arena near LA designed and facilitated by the great man. However it happens the Games will be in the pool. Toledo will be hailed as a visionary. Alongside my good self.
All those naked buff dudes fondling each other on Mount Olympus back in the day would say wave pools are pretty gay. If the French Olympics can use Tahiti, the LA Olympics should surf in Puerto Rico as the hurricanes get earlier and more powerful. Eddie would go, Filipe would go to the urgent care for a doctor’s note.
So the guy pulling back claims we need more waves. There’s an inverse Eddie Would Go here but i’m not clever enough to find the words.
Eddie: “Phil can shove it and I wouldn’t go (into a f=ing pool).”
another one for the “you bring it all on yourself” bag Toledo has filled quite well in recent months…
YETI has a pouch-sized lunch cooler for him and he can wear it on his hip…or carry as a handbag…
Tempe, 2028!
since Baja is part of Cali…start cleaning up Tijuana Sloughs…aka The Seine of the west. Should that fail, I’m sure Machado would offer Cardiff, while Tudor would offer Old Man’s…anywhere but my El Porto!
“Toledo will be remembered for the waves he didn’t catch”
Silver JP. You’ve got more gold to come.
Toledo channeling Ben Stokes and the English Cric team’s gospel of Bazzball.
If u ain’t first you’re last
i used to do plastic and surfboard repair work…ids & egos…we sub dat shit out/
Toledo seems fine.
I guess he shows up to work next Jan no questions asked and has a few excuses ready to go if swell shows up.
There is something comfortingly familiar in that.
I can’t paddle out at 10ft Pipe because I have sore tummy.
the whining is next level.
If Teahupoo delivered that same waves throughout the event, as it did on finals day(s), Fil would be holding the Gold.
Luckily Gabriel never got waves when he needed them to win any other events
We don’t need wave pools we need a new competition format.
Run the competition in premium waves in a day, preferably 2 hours.
This 40 year old man on man format is well past it’s use by date.
Typical brazos crying when they lose. Why the hell do they even let those arrogant morons compete
I know! But cry is free. Right?
It would be much fairer to the equestrian competitors if instead of real horses, they all had equally constructed, and brightly painted wooden simulacra with wheels, so that they might be safely dragged about a rubber-floored arena by duly-appointed official Olympic Horse Simulacra Technicians. Thus solving the issues of fairness, equality and safety, to the inevitable delight of all spectators!
Haha! Superb
I mean, hobby horse is a real competition and was seriously proposed as an exhibition sport for the 2024 Olympics – No joke
I’ve never seen the word simulacra in real life, nor filipe in a big pit
Horses are athletes as well, not inconstant weather
Horses are not found in nature doing high jumps. Sorry….but thats just achieved thru forced submission
“There have been four majors held in a wave pool, Kelly Slater’s famous Surf Ranch, with Medina winning three of ‘em, Toledo one and Griffin Colapinto one,”
3+1+1=?
Bored with the constraints of the assault by Chaz on grammmmar and spellling, Dez decided to venture into mathematics as an alternative pathway to redefine BG…
Not looking too shit hot for ya, Dez.
Maybe better to stick to alluding to sexual organs etc
I’m never gunna chip someone for dodgy accounting but even I can count to five.
Bidenomics
Well…. He probably surfs better than me….. Can’t add for shit though.