Lit candles for the win.
Surf fans rejoiced as one, yesterday, as Colin Jost re-emerged after suffering a horror foot scrape in “the most dangerous place in the world.” The funnyman, tapped by NBC to be the on-ground reporter, shared that he had scratched his hoof on the reef then developed a deadly staphylococcal infection then developed an ear infection then disappeared entirely.
Fearing the worst, the aforementioned surf fans lit candles and thought their most positive thoughts.
Massive relief that the collective action had worked as Jost came back to Instagram and wrote, “I’m alive. With journalism.” Adding further context he explained, “rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”
It was accompanied by a bit with Jost interviewing skulls after learning that Teahupo’o might mean “Wall of Skulls” from “a white man in Indiana” though might he have meant Kaipo Guerrero? I can’t post it due the fact that I was kicked off of the platform by a patented Brazilian storm of complaints and have lost my ability to share.
Poop emoji.
In any case, and as post-mortem, did you enjoy the broadcast of Olympic surfing shortboard? Was your coverage better, worse or the same as World Surf League coverage?
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I liked the chickens
this guy isnt funny
Hey Barton ya moron fuck. Maybe he didn’t cop the proper ruling from fuckheads ruling on priority.
Jost:
def:
1) A jail term. Also a jail term as in term as in length of time.
An acronym for, “Joking On State Time”
As stated it mainly means any length of time 6 months or more spent incarcerated. But has several variashons including;
Reference to any time someone is having fun or enjoyment in jail.
Jostmode is when you come to grips with the fact you are not getting out quickly and accept living inside to make the most of it.
2) Jost is a great and loving guy. He is a Dutch guy and likes action movies.His name is not that popular so mostly girls can’t find a boy with the name Jost. Jost is a guy that likes sports and maybe even have abs. He really likes to hang out with his girlfriend and some of his best friends. A man named Jost might change your world.
Ratso reamed Robbo.