Worry grows as Colin Jost remains missing after brutal foot injury forces funnyman home from “most dangerous place in the world”

"Does his wife, the very famous Scarlett Johansson, know island tricks like aloe and lime juice?"

Any surfer worth her salt knows that reef cuts can be worse than they appear, at first. Various coral naughtinesses are generally left in the wound and can quickly develop into dreaded staphylococcal infections unless quick action from Sam George’s ex-wife is taken.

You’ll certainly recall when Arizona’s Rick Kane made his way to Oahu’s North Shore wherein he became pounded, limped to the sand and might have died if not for the quick thinking of Kiani who rubbed aloe into his sores thereby saving his very life.

Romantic.

Back to funnyman Colin Jost, though. You also have, without doubt, been following the tragedy that befell NBC’s roving stringer when he kicked Tahiti’s deadly shoal. He seemed not to think much of it, initially, marching around in the dirt but then things got worse then worse then so badly that he was sent home from “the most dangerous place in the world.”

Worries Surrounding Colin Jost’s Health

Since, his social medias have remained dark leaving fans extremely worried.

Does his wife, the very famous Scarlett Johansson, know island tricks like aloe and lime juice?

Unlikely as she was born and raised in New York City.

Jost’s last public interaction was a video posted to Instagram (RIP) featuring him getting pulled into a wave, on Tahiti, by the legendary Matahi Drollet. The regular foot fights the chop, riding to the end though it is unclear if this is the moment that led to his foot becoming eaten.

I have no doubt that Johansson has many resources, but if she needs Nia Peeples’ number, the aforementioned surf guru would be a great place to start.

Light a candle in the meantime, though?