Show the world how much you hate surfing!
Several nights heretofore, the master surf-ceramicist Damion Fuller held court, surrounded by dozens of his elaborate creations, urns, plates and paintings, at the relaunch of a once down-at-heel beachside hotel now turned into the sort of lightly flamboyant joint a man would take his lover for meaningless and exhausting sexing deep under the influence of pills and liquor.
Damion Fuller is a wildly regarded actor in the surf game.
He leveraged a degree in Industrial Design into a career that encompasses accumulating surfboards from the late seventies and early eighties (“They’re hydrodynamic, functional pieces of art”), building accessories for Mambo, back when it was the hub of the anti-surrealist art movement in the nineties, who then convinced his old boss at Mambo, Dare Jennings, to turn his next label Deus Ex Machina into a surf-moto brand in the spirit of Bruce Brown’s Endless Summer/On Any Sunday combo.
After, he split for California, for a gig at Nixon, shifted back to Australia five years later for a job at Electric and, later, after he moved the fam to an off the grid farm on the north coast, created the label Aloha to Zen with his wife Fern. The pair make surf themed homewares, the pillows are wild, and spent three years learning the art of ceramics.
And it’s here Fuller has reached his zenith, I think, of beauty and creation. His calling. The urgent need to bring meaning to life and to resurrect a little gentility in surf culture.
“There’s a lot that can go wrong in the pottery game,” says Fuller, his tongue darting in and out of his mouth, licking at his moustache like a pink lizard. “Which is why you love it, right, because it’s a completely uncontrollable medium. Once you apply heat to mud and chemicals anything can happen.
“And, as an industrial designer I love that. I love the fact it’s a combination of the chemicals and I love the three-dimensional form. It became the perfect vehicle for me to express my love of that golden era of surf culture. I’m just trying to really find a little voice in there that speaks to me.”
I tell Fuller that I was thrilled he was open to the idea of the I Hate Surfing capsule, which will also feature clothes from The Critical Slide Society. A follow-up to our I Don’t Need Life I’m High capsule.
Fuller has made an I Hate Surfing ashtray and an oversized mug.
I ask him to describe the process.
“Well, the ashtray was easy. That’s called googling ‘Chunky Glass Seventies Ashtrays’. I knew very much as soon as you said I Hate Surfing but with a joyous edge, I knew what shape it was gonna look like. It had to belong in a sex den in a SoHo apartment in New York with carpeted walls. I immediately knew the size we wanted to do and it needed to have a big thick wall and it needed to really dominate your coffee table.
“So I played around with a few different shapes and methods of construction and in the end we’ve settled on a wheel-thrown piece. It’s about two kilos worth of clay to begin with. We throw that out and form it and fire it.”
And the truck-stop diner mugs?
“I knew I didn’t want a coffee cup. I knew we wanted a truck stop diner mug, something with a big handle that holds a proper 14 ounces of of percolated diner coffee or whiskey.”
We ain’t taking a cut of these beautiful creations to keep ‘em down to an affordable price and this link will take you straight to Fuller’s site.
Eighty-five apiece, Australian shekels.
He’ll pack and send ’em anywhere in the world. Free to ship in Australia, thirty-five dollars, Australian, to Europe and the US.
A little wait too ‘cause he’s gotta make ‘em at his little off-the-grid studio.
So bespoke!



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oh no…mine are love love love and more love , taking some to Israel next mth to show the love!!!
Who’s doin’ the software on the online voting?
Sorry voting is complete and I win
hmmm making money off hate?
making money off surfing /hate?
what about if I made really hate hate hate surfboards?
Elaborate prank or not, I dig it. Good stuff Dez.
A $60 coffee mug, you’re really taking the piss on this one.
So a set of 4 for you then?
BitchGripe should award a mug to the commenter of the year as judged in a peer poll
Start voting!
1 vote for Noncompetitor, commenter of the year
Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.
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Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
oh wait, wrong swayze movie, sorry.
Com’s mug is a third of the price though
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where’s a good IP lawyer when you need one
such a person might, for example, say “Mr. Smith and Mr. Rielly, there’s no ‘I Hate Surfing’ trademark registration on file with the USPTO, and it also looks like you let the ‘Beach Grit’ mark lapse for failure to renew back in 2023”
you’re hired
I would legit buy the ‘born to read, forced to surf’ range
Would need to convince Tyler to be the brand ambassador
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maybe Born Gay , Forced to surf?
but is it made in China at the Trump factory??
Made in Bowraville, Australia!
which part of China is Browville….any relation to monobrow?
I couldn’t pick the right Cypress hill song….
(insert Cypress hill song)
Ceramic bongs were the worst. Always filthy inside no doubt and always shaped the some crook wizard in a tree.
Yuck.
Xox
85.00. What a mug.
Xox
I HATE SURFERS
I hate Chad!
I always thought the premier surf ceramicist would be Martin Potter.
Potter – Marzo collab.
I’d rather buy a shotgun and 1 shell