"Who cares about expensive watches now freedom is being taken away."
Kelly Slater is out there living his best life. The winningest surfer of all-time, still not officially retired, is currently in Rome, Italy on behalf of luxury watch maker Breitling which just so happens to be celebrating its 140th year in business which, coincidentally, fell on the same date as Slater and his longtime girlfriend Kalani Miller’s anniversary.
The 56-year-old took to Instagram, as he is wont to do, in order to toast both parties, writing:
Great to be in Rome this past week with @breitling celebrating 140 Years in 140 Stories and The Breitling Book of Surfing with @rizzolibooks. @georgeskern is an amazing host, and it’s been a real pleasure to work with Breitling designing watches and take part in their depiction of Air, Land, and Sea stories as part of the Surf Squad with @stephaniegilmore and @sally_fitz. I hope in 10 years to be celebrating 150 years with such a great brand! ⏱️ By chance, it also coincided with me and @kalanimiller’s anniversary so it was a welcome two day getaway in one of the most idyllic cities on earth for some great food and gelato. 🙂
A heartstring tugger if there ever was one except, apparently, it was also a portal into an apocalyptic abyss. The chaos kicked off with a Kelly Slater fan declaring, “Who cares about expensive watches now freedom is being taken away.” Slater, ever curious, wondered, “Which freedoms and by whom?” thus breaking hell loose.
A sampling:
“The G20 nations have the digital Currency and the digital id’s ready. 4 everyone. End of freedom.”
“You’re all hacked, you do anything for money. You’re not bright, so the rfks and quiky etc easily hack you. Davo was that out there it only half worked on him. Pagey is full tragic too. What were seeing now is the truth, we can see the geno cide, ecosystem destruction, dmb millennials. The kids are very very dmb. Humans have been wrecking soils. Can’t keep doing it, the soils are leached. The people are minerally deficient. The future is going to be sht. But it’s still pretty healthy here. P did it exposing how sick you all are, it’s is rael behind it with usa behind is rael with Europe creating usa. We’re at the end. Look how you’ve all been behaving. Which doesn’t make you happy. The people want a loving connection. But money prevents us coming together. I still miss davo but I go to bed early so I don’t miss him keeping me up like he was the energiser bunny. I’m sick of the suffering. I just feed the animals and avoid the people. They’re all sick and rowdy..”
“Chemtrails in Rome look superb this time of year.”
Thought it was Joe Rogan.
Etc.
Slater’s very good friend Shane Dorian tried to ebb the flow, posting that the 11x champion looked “slick” but gates of hades already well open.
Back to you, though. Chemtrails: yay or nay?
More as the story develops.