"Young children, aged between eight and 15, out late at night, entering homes with machetes and axes, stealing cars and money.”
The octogenarian mastermind behind the sheepskin boot, Shane Stedman, also a top-tier swordsman, surfboard shaper and recipient of an Order of Australia medal it has to be added, was robbed last week by a gang of teen thieves inside his Crescent Head house.
His new Landcruiser Sahara 300, $150,000 of almost-unbreakable Japanese muscle with only ten thousand k’s on the clock and which was getting set-up to take him and his gal Jenny on Australia-wide adventures was stolen, thrashed and then burned.
Crescent Head, if you didn’t know, has a weak and unchallenging, but very pretty point break. It is real popular with longboarders and Great White sharks, sometimes both at the same time. There are occasionally good beachbreaks although it is verboten to speaketh the name of that Hossegor-like stretch.
The joint’s location twenty clicks off the main highway and the hellhole rural town of Kempsey, that joint gives me Wake in Fright vibes every time I fly through it, meant that, for a long time, it was spared the crime that comes from hopeless people living hopeless lives in hopeless and bleak little towns.
“It wasn’t that long ago we wouldn’t lock up, the windows were open, you’d never think about locking up at night. Times have changed. If people have got dogs they poison the dogs, if people have got security lights or cameras they unscrew ‘em, or paint ‘em black,” Shane tells me.
“Now I’ve got this place locked like Fort Knox! You’d need a jackhammer to get in here!”
Sleepy little surf town like Crescent Head and nearby South-West Rocks where Chris Davo’s life ended, has been labelled an easy mark by kiddy crooks egged on, says Shane, by “elders who are telling the kids, ‘These white buggers stole your country. Go and steal from them.’”
“Some of the stories you hear are horrendous,” Kempsey Shire Council deputy mayor Julie Coburn told the press.
“Children have always been involved in petty crimes, but we are talking about young children, aged between eight and 15, out late at night, entering homes with machetes and axes, stealing cars and money.”
Shane Stedman reckons of the two crims who busted into his joint, two were about twelve with an older man telling ’em what to take and what to leave.
All of ‘em in hoods and wearing gloves.
“They’re quite innovative,” says Shane. “If they put their minds to doing good, they’d help the world instead of hindering it. If they want to do something in Crescent they go down to South-West Rocks to cause a disturbance and then when the cops go there they know they’re free to come to Crescent and do what they want. They’re not silly. Just sad. I feel sorry for ‘em to be honest.”
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News flash, Beach Grit’s favourite stoner ju jitsu aficionado making an ass of himself on Instagram Should be able to get a few 1000 comments on that back of it Derek!
does Kinchela mean anything to the people who are now deciding that Crescent is the new Byron and moving there unaware that Kempsey has a very dark underbelly , pun intended, the incarceration of Koori children from 5-15…..dispossession /raped/murdered…..and still the ongoing search for hundreds of kids who ,ah, just went missing….
No worries of civil war…All the people armed, work out and train won last night.
“from a hawaiian point of view”
Laughing so hard I can’t f breathe. More theater…..the popcorn has many flavors.
This sort of shit going on in Crescent is uggbelievable
Jesus christ. I just came back here to poke fun at all the MAGA winners but you came through with this gem. Vote Law and Order… if you’re a fucking weak cunt like Bexxy.
Ill reply later.
Doubt it
I’m going anyway. Just wanted to have a go at you cunts
Cheer up
Albos next
speech! speech! speech!
Im shy
let’s find a bar and a surf in Dubai? mineral water and spirulina and tampons…
Give A Fuck. . Below Deck is on
Here’s another Kelly Slater article for you cunts. Jeremy Jones (big mountain snowboarder) Instagram
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A 0 here a 0 there. It all adds up to nothing in the end.
This election confirms the last one was stolen
This comment confirms you’re an idjit
This one was stolen dickhead – get it right. No one had thought of it beforehand.
😘
haha thought about that one for a long time didn’t you
My gif wouldnt load
20 million dims just “disappeared”? Seems fishy,…if you hover around 80ish. For those above there to about 100ish it proves the steal. Over 130, you don’t even care you just want to be left alone because you self sustain. But yeah, that pretty much explains why it took 4yrs for some(frontal lobe). This also explains how some will be confused, and still not be able to consume the facts/data.
Sounds like most of the mid size cities/towns in the hillbilly states that President Bonespur will win tonight. Undereducated and lots of drugs. Pro Israel even though they can’t find Israel on a map. Anti socialist even though the benefits they receive are funded by taxpayers. Bitch about taxes even though they receive more tax benefits than they pay. God bless America! At least Bonespur might win the popular vote on his third try.
Democracy wins!!
Finally! I’m just happy my taxes will go from 37% down to 10%, all the illegals that produce 90% of the food I buy at grocery stores or restaurants will finally be deported and I don’t have to worry about some trans kid taking my daughters spot on her high school soccer team. As long as Mexican produced fentanyl and meth made with Chinese supplied precursors continues to flow I’ll be good.
Sweet!!
I came here to laugh at your win but it looks like you’re laughing at yourself
Sorry fella lots of their folks work in demo and have jackhammers by the truckload. . . .they’ll be back
SWR to Cresso is a fair hike.
A lovely scenic hike! But more its proximity to Kempsey, ground zero of the hoodlums.
Kempsey does have a lovely new jail though?
Can hoon through the bayou pretty quick when required
A bloke down the pub reckons it’s all bullshit, and that Shane faked the whole thing and burnt his own Landcruiser so he could get the insurance and replace it with a new Hilux Surf (as seen here a couple of days ago).
Oldest book in the trick…
I get all my info from bloke down the pub.
Xox
am in peukeepsies and waiting for the grounghawg…round on me!
You’d be a mug not to…
An i hate suurfing mug
Ol Shane-o’s smarting ’cause he’s out ten grand on the market value.
It is as much bullshit as him inventing the UGG boot when in reality it was John Arnold and a friend of his in South Oz in the late 60s.
ugg boot poem…
we walk in your footprints and there’s no more bottle cuts…
way ahead of those comps displaying bottle openers…
and buying cheap sheep…
Can’t believe it happened again.