Champ says roadworks in front of his unsold mansion should take two weeks not two years!
Regular readers will know the epic tale of Kelly Slater’s sprawling beachfront mansion at Laniakea on Oahu’s North Shore that has languished unsold for most of the year, even after the surfing great dropped the price by a staggering $3.5 million.
The eleven-time world champion who recently came out of retirement to compete in an exhibition event in France last month bought the six-bedroom, 7.5-bathroom house for a little under eight mill in 2017 and, earlier this year, perhaps to buy his unnamed son pretty things, put it on the market for twenty mill.
Despite the sprawling beachfront compound’s myriad delights, its Balinese theme a very good selling point for those with a taste for the exotic east and the joys of Hinduism, the joint has failed to generate any serious interest hence the wild 17.5% discount.
Now, in a wild screed posted to Instagram, Kelly Slater has slammed Hawaiian authorities for their bungling surrounding the realignment of the Laniakea Highway.
If you live in these parts you’ll know it ain’t much fun driving the strip on weekends, or during events, and that little cord of bitumen can be your home for hours.
Real simple: the parking lot at Laniakea is going to be shifted to the ocean side of the road thereby ending the traffic jams caused by people crossing the road and stopping cars for flying on through.
According to Kelly Slater the work is going to take up to two years, construction happening from morning to mid-afternoon Monday to Friday, and some Saturdays.
But, says the Champ, “This project if done privately could take one to two weeks and be done at night.”
Crazy if true!
Anyone who relocates parking lots for a living wanna chime in here?