Maui surf stud Billy Kemper evolves relationship with adult subscription service OnlyFans

A slippery slope.

Now, if somebody told me eight years ago that what the internet needed was more pornography and they had a plan on how to fill that hole whilst getting rich, I would have openly laughed and stated, “You are wrong.” I suppose that is one of the many reasons Great Britain’s Stokley family did not come to me in late 2016 for advice or investment.

OnlyFans has since been on a tear since its founding, dominating the “adult content” market and generating revenues north of $1 billion a year. There was a push to diversify the product offering, more recently, and athletes, musicians, surfers were invited to launch accounts. Maui big wave stud Billy Kemper was amongst them and declared his “plans to use his platform on OnlyFans to share exclusive content around his training and also share his thoughts on the US Open competition.”

Now, eagle eyed surf fans have noticed Kemper sporting an OnlyFans sticker on his board. The relationship clearly evolving.

I am happy for the 34-year-old though my conservative side worries about the slippery slope. The sticker on the board feels very LinkedIn’s “Open to Work” badge. The curious seeing and reaching out. What if those curious are not completely satisfied with Kemper’s thoughts on the US Open and ask him to take his shirt off. Harmless enough. Then what if they ask for the pants. Not ideal but… Then what if they ask for the underpants too.

Slippery slope.

David Lee Scales and I discussed on today’s program, in any case, while also touching upon Kolohe’s papa Dino Andino wrecking the vibe, post-US election, in the water at Lower Trestles.

Dino….

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