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William Wallace (insert) and the Scottish dream. Photo: Lost Shore Surf Resort
William Wallace (insert) and the Scottish dream. Photo: Lost Shore Surf Resort

William Wallace’s dream finally a reality as Europe’s largest wave pool opens in Scotland!

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our 3 - 4 ft mechanical rights and lefts!"

Many centuries ago, in the 1200s to be more precise, there lived a brave knight up in Scotland’s highlands named William Wallace. Little is known about his background, only that he came from noble stock. Scotland was enjoying a relatively peaceful period but then the king died thus breaking all hell loose. England’s king, Edward I, saw an opportunity to rule the north which led to Wallace gathering troops and fighting back for their sovereignty. After a stirring victory at Stirling Bridge, things took a turn for the worse at Falkirk and the brave Scots suffered heavy losses. Wallace was eventually captured and taken to London where he was drawn, quartered, emasculated and eviscerated before being beheaded.

His dream of Europe’s largest wave pool being built in Scotland dying with him.

You can imagine the thrill in Alba today, then, with the official opening of the Lost Shore Surf Resort but days away.

Located just outside of Edinburgh and featuring Wavegarden Cove technology, Lost Shore’s owners are hoping to see some 160,000 visitors come and barrel and also, possibly, the development of gold medal talent.

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Founder, Andy Hadden bullishly declared, “We believe Lost Shore will make surfing accessible to everyone, whilst also showcasing Scotland as a top destination for adventure tourism. I can’t wait to see more people realize the mental and physical benefits of surfing. Who knows – this could be the training ground for Scotland’s next Olympic surfing champion.

Paul Stark, the chief executive of the Scottish Surfing Federation, added, “Not only will this facility support our Scottish athletes to excel on a world stage, but it will also open up the sport to a much wider audience, safely encouraging more people to give it a try and experience all mental and physical benefits that surfing can bring.”

Brave and free Scots coming to surf can stay in Hilltop Lodges, Waterfront Lodges or Waterfront Pods while mocking their hated southern neighbors who don’t have a surf tub, much less Europe’s largest one.

The memory of Wallace’s last powerful speech floating in the air.

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“Aye, surf and you may die. Run and you’ll live — at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our 3 – 4 ft mechanical rights and lefts!”

Freedom.

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Bacon Bonzer

Ah, so the one in Munich that literally just opened wins the medal for shortest duration of „biggest wavepool in Europe“!

Gil Gunderson

Aye, surf and you may die. Surf, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your pools, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the surfs, from this surf to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back to the pool and tell other surfers that they may take our pools, but they’ll never take… OUR SURFS!

Keep Work

Sorry to lower the tone Chas but our southern neighbours do got a tub. The Bristol Scale? https://beachgrit.com/2020/01/val-update-bristol-scale-revealed-in-response-to-english-wavepools-anti-kook-test/

Dogsnuts

Wavegarden is super gay VAL friendly tech.
Xox

k55

Tanks a poppin up everywhere.
A shallow soul-less misrepresentation of da real Ocean.
Fences and security to keep you (Chas) in line.

A drain on your wallet.

And you might never look at the real Ocean as quite the same.

“We’ve traded the magic for perfection—and it is pathetic”.

and you call that freedom?
Ha.

tim_nelsen

go seek out TheOCean…and review willya?
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astro

they sure stayed dead back then, ay Chas.
No chance to jump on the ski and reset.

Gil Gunderson

So…. Boardies and vest?

Tom

t shirt no vest!!

Gil Gunderson

No t shirt just kilt

Stick man

Sick little rights and lefts bouncing off the Wallace…

Board Barnacle

Would have to be cheap as Scottish people are the biggest tight asses on the planet.

Beef & Beer

Word around the tubs is that Ivanka Trump, the rightful Queen of Scotland (and the nations top surfer, man or woman), has designed a range of wetsuits, beachwear and neoprene kilts which will all feature the traditional Trump tartan, and will no doubt make waves in Scotlands flourishing surf-fashion industry.
Poolside boutiques open soon…

@surfads

Maybe JP can run some laps around it.

Skippy

And lament his torturous existence

Dogsnuts

Are we taking bets?
Xox

tim_nelsen

dog races…the one’s with the spots…dailmations? 100 or mas

tim_nelsen

while running high? still ran hs track and finished at 1000 meter race…on my chin~adidas deerskin cleats meant nothin

Noncompetitor

Sounds freezing AF

RJ

might be time to rebrand to “Wave Pool Grit”

Com Turren

found out recently that Com’s family who came over to America during the colonial period from England was actually mostly of Scottish descent. not sure how I feel about that

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Beef & Beer

There ain’t no hillbillies (or moonshine) without the Scots…

tim_nelsen

got carrot juice? orange?

c4

Cheer up, McEwans scotch ale is good beer and you might be related to famous writer JP Currie!

Com Turren

I’ve always liked expensive Scotch, and in particular, other people’s expensive Scotch rather than anything I pay for

tim_nelsen

what’s w/ maker’s mark? I’d rather have a Bailey’s & Creme. puked. TWICE.

tim_nelsen

his work on…that British thriller w/ James Bond. er.The Empire…

Noncompetitor
Sean Connery

Seeing that you went to PSSC multiple times it seems you didn’t get the Scottish propensity for cheapness.

Com Turren

nor the propensity for allying with the French

Barrelled

Can’t wait to see Ivanka and her fucked up version of “surfing” hit up the tank on her way to Turnberry. Hands out to sides, eyes strangely focused in the flats, stiff as a fucking board, smile painted on as to look comfortable while feeling very uncomfortable.

Picard Madeoff

Just be glad it won’t be Tim Walz sashaying across the waves…

Barrelled

To be clear, that wasn’t meant to be a political comment. I truly find the way she “surfs” to be fucking hilarious. It is some sort of straight out of a book way to stand on a board.

Picard Madeoff

I didn’t take it that way but for some reason my twisted mind immediately drifted to Tim Walz possibly due to political season induced PTSD.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I resent your comment

Picard Madeoff

Can I offer you a tampon?

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Not funny.

Picard Madeoff

Since I am the arbiter of all things funny, I say it is indeed funny

tim_nelsen

NOAA sat map and netflix continental divides and aerilas crashed…sent you a aerial photograph from SantaBarbara and a NatGeo map. it was e-buffed. the oceans aren’t warming. the ice isn’t melting.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

I’m sure she will be devastated by your judgement

tim_nelsen

bad body language from all stations ‘cept fox. SHE LOOKED FINE TO ME!

Sean Connery

In other news…… The Australian treasure Raygun has officially retired!
‘I still break, but that’s like in my living room with my partner’- Raygun
God Bless Her

Barrelled

Ok, I didn’t watch the Olympics and had never seen her do her thing until yesterday when I saw a video. I don’t know what the hell you call what she is doing but it sure as hell isn’t an Olympic worthy deal.

Sean Connery

Just bummed she won’t be in in LA in ’28.

Fig Jam

Can’t believe they relegated the sport to The Special Olympics

Sean Connery

Anyone who thinks that is a sport is special.


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