Surf stars, including surfer of the year Nathan Florence, celebrate Trump victory and demise of “magic black girl”

“The degradation of morality was pushed too far in one direction and it’s time to return to common sense!”

The election of Donnie Johnny Trump, a seventy-eight-year-old billionaire who holds a bachelor of economics degree from the University of Pennsylvania, defeating the “magic black girl” who ran on an obscure platform of”joy”, has thrilled to pieces some of the biggest names in surfing.

Following the landslide to the Trump/Vance/Dana/Joe/Elon and Tulsi ticket, surfers, “those silent male voters”, have revealed their joy over socials.

The celebrated filmer Zoard Janko, whose master is surfer of the year Nathan Florence, posted a lengthy screed shortly after the result had become clear.

 

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Life Liberty and the Pursuit Happiness

Nice Work USA. The Leader of the Free World.

The degradation of morality was pushed too far in one direction and it’s time to return to common sense!

I voted to end wars that kill innocent people, and could lead to nuclear war

I voted against men in women’s sports

I voted against 13,099 murderers and 15,811 sex offenders being allowed to cross our border (*actual ICE statistic, as of Sept. 25, 2024)

I voted to prevent more innocent women from being raped and killed by illegal immigrants

I voted against taxpayer funded sex-change surgeries for prisoners and illegal aliens

I voted against aggressive lockdowns and forced unproven vaccines

I voted for free speech and against censorship

I voted against a mainstream media that values clicks and rage above truth and accuracy

I voted against the revolving door of food and pharma executives taking positions at what should be unbiased institutions, like the FDA and USDA

I voted against a world where your pets can be taken from you and euthanized for no reason

I voted for those who run the government to be more like Tulsi Gabbard and RFK, and less like Nancy Pelosi and Gavin Newsom

I voted to remove Fluoride from our tap water

Im not just voting for a person, or even a party

I’m voting for sanity, safety, and a better America

If you’ve read this far,

God Bless America, You all, and the future of the world

Among those who liked the post were the surf stars Shane Dorian, Nathan Florence, Mark Healey, Kai Lenny, Matt Meola, Bruce Irons and the Australian slab-slayer Ned Hart.

“Good work,” wrote Nathan Florence, with flame emoji.

“LFG!” wrote Healey, using the abbreviation for Let’s Fucking Go.

Kai Lenny posted four flame emojis.

Bruce Irons, long a considered voice on American politics, wrote “We have to defend our people, congratulations.”

No word yet from Bethany Hamilton, whose slant has long been toward the right nor Kelly Slater, whose public endorsement of Robert F Kennedy one year ago, including a surf session where they held hands on one wave, sent shivers through the Obama-Harris camp. A portent of doom, as it turned out.

In an interview with RFK, Kelly Slater warned listeners about listening to their state masters.

“Maybe we’re not always being told the truth and you need to look into things, talk to people who are there, listen to alternative theories about things, you know?”

A chilling prophecy heeded.