"How can you leave out the greatest Pipeline surfer of all time?"
The Vans Pipe Masters, not to be confused with the used-to-be-prestigious Pipe Masters of yore, has been plunged into controversy after the wave’s best surfer Jamie O’Brien failed to make the invitee only event.
Pipe local Josh Moniz posted a scathing take on what is, however you slice it, a terrific injustice.
I usually keep my opinions to myself, but I’ll speak up if no one else will. This isn’t about me trying to get a invitation—it’s about what the Pipeline Masters represents to surfing and the respect that this wave and event deserve. Even if it means I may never surf in this event at Pipe again, I’m okay with that. I’ve had my moments winning events at Pipe, and I’m grateful for all of them. If speaking out helps even one person who deserves a chance but might never get it under the current system, then it’s all worth it.
I remember growing up and watching only the best Pipe specialists and world tour surfers go head-to-head. That’s what made this event so special. It’s shocking to see how, in such a short time, Vans has nearly ruined what it means to be a Pipeline Master. The way this event has been handled in recent years, since Vans bought the rights to it, feels disrespectful to one of the most iconic waves and events in the history of surfing—right here at OUR home in Hawaii. Excluding a significant number of local and international surfers who have put in the time year after year to earn their spot in the lineup doesn’t sit right with me.
When I heard that JAMIE was given an ALTERNATE spot in the event, that’s when I felt something has to be said. How can you leave out arguably the greatest Pipeline surfer of all time? To suggest that he doesn’t deserve a spot in an event he has helped define is baffling to me. Many surfers who have barely surfed Pipe have been given spots over the years, which feels like a slap in the face to the locals and internationals who show up season after season without ever being invited. It’s nothing personal against these surfers—they are simply accepting an opportunity that any surfer would take. But the way these decisions are being made feels unfair to those who have truly earned their place.I understand that with invitational events, it’s hard to make everyone happy. However, making sure that the spots go to those who deserve them and have put in the time is all anyone can ask for.
Jamie O’Brien, who is forty-one, and so damn comfortable at Pipe rides a soft-top out there, responded.
I’ve been processing how the Pipeline Masters has become a joke. Whoever is making these decisions clearly doesn’t understand what’s happening in the water pipeline on the day today! Or season two season It’s long overdue to speak out, and trust me, they won’t hear the end of it. It’s so sad see such a prestigious event mishandled like this, with no regard for the athletes putting in the work every day, has completely lost my respect. It’s time for a change – this event deserves to be taken over by someone who truly understands and respects the sport and the surfers
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Now, a little history about the Pipe Masters and how the WSL and Vans wrecked it.
Once upon a time, the most prestigious surfing contest in the world was the Pipeline Masters, a tuberiding event held at Pipe on Oahu’s North Shore.
The Pipeline Masters was created in 1971 by the wonderful Fred Hemmings, one of the pivotal figures in surfing whose contribution to the game was largely ignored ‘cause of his conservative bent, and won that year by Jeff Hakman, followed by two years of dominance by Mr Pipe Gerry Lopez.
The Pipeline Masters was a contest whose crown was almost as gilded as a world title. Slater would win it seven times, as a twenty year old in 1992, and aged almost forty-two in 2013. Andy Irons won four times, 2002 through 2008, and it hosted multiple world title showdowns, the most precious Andy v Kelly in 2003 and Italo v Gabriel in 2019.
In a wild and fitting last breath, it gifted victory to John John Florence in 2021. The Hawaiian took his iron hard-on and blew the achey pressure in his balls into his first, and only, Pipe Masters crown. Fitting that his little brother Ivan, who also grew up at Pipe and who looks like a roughed up Mason Ho, scored a ten in the event and finished third.
Then, and as you may recall, a hammer was taken to this precious cultural relic when the WSL, and Vans who own the intellectual property rights to the Pipeline Masters, couldn’t swing a mutually satisfying agreement with Billabong for ‘em to continue as naming sponsor of the event.
See, because the WSL’s wanted to start the 2022 season in Hawaii and end it at Trestles in September, they had to run the 2021 Pipe Masters in January. Therefore there couldn’t be two events in the same year so the usual December slot wasn’t used.
This meant that for 2022, the WSL had to juggle the events and come up with new dates and names.
The Volcom Pipe Pro got dropped in favour of Billabong taking over that slot, renaming it, awkwardly, Billabong Pro Pipeline.
The Pipeline Masters still runs on its usual dates, December 8-20, 2022, but it’s an invite-only event with a focus on Vans-sponsored surfers. Cash is good, broadcast is fun, the gals get their share of the waves and loot, but it ain’t no Pipeline Masters.
Problem here is the confusion the switcharoo brings to surfing history. A week before his fiftieth birthday in 2022, Kelly Slater, looking like an old-school bull dagger with his thick neck and shaved head, won the Billabong Pro Pipeline.
It should’ve been his eighth Pipeline Masters title, and plenty of newsrooms were labelling it as such.
Between sobs Slater said, “I committed my life to this.”
But it wasn’t a Pipeline Masters title.
And, despite Wikipedia being edited to include Billabong Pro Pipeline titles, it still ain’t and never will be.
They still Have the Backdoor shootout.
wtf is up with peter king calling vans a ‘woke brand’ ? what the fuck does he even mean?
did they use a pronoun correctly one time or something else highly offensive to dummies?
I have just bought some vans for skating, so i need to know whether to burn them on social media.
Burn them unless they’re the original style half-cabs. Or the AVE’s which have amazing board feel.
not sure. seem decent enough. board feel is not high on the list for this old fella.
I hear ya. Skating a rough asphalt spot with those AVE’s is probably what gave me plantars fasciitis.
Pride merch in every corner of their stores.
oh my! *faints*
Maybe Vans doesn’t want someone paddling out on a foamie? At the end of the day professional surfing is an entertainment/marketing business and I guess the wigs at Vans don’t find JOB all that entertaining or marketable for them.
JOB is still at the top of the pecking order out there. Gets any wave he wants etc, so yeah definitely a mystery as to why he’s not getting an invite. :shrug:
Go Josh! A pipe contest for surfers by surfers is needed. I suppose there may always be someone left out but machines like JOB? Fail.
only decent thing left about this particular contest is the women’s session …
Someone from Hawaii help me out here. Aren’t there contests held by locals that favour locals?
Surely that’s all the prestige that’s needed on the north shore, and the locals can feel comfortable just ignoring any corporate clothing event. The corporations have their financial goals, which will never align with Hawaiian culture.
Let’s see the list soo we can make mo’ fun of dees fahkas…
It sure would be terrible if the North Shore locals sabotaged the hell out of this event or heavily regulated the crew or even invitees in the water. No HamSammish for Vans.
What about Gerry and Rory ? surely they deserve a wildcard? TC? Westerly ? Sasha ? Betharmy?
Pipe masters seem to have fallen by the wayside through the 60s – 80’s in preference to simple cigarettes which lack the same studious and tool-attentive fetishistic attention to tobacco consumption.
lost art
Shawn Briley is the best pipe surfer of all time. As far as commitment and poise is concerned.
No one since his time has voluntarily put themselves that far back and paused for those kinds of delayed inverted free fall take-offs.
Saw him a few times in huge Waimea shorebreak!
This is literally the comment I signed in to make. He has in my opinion the best pipe wave ever ridden and possibly ever likely to be ridden out there. I just don’t see how it can be outdone
Does anyone know who “owned the rights” to the Pipeline Masters, why they sold them, how did Vans get them, and why the WSL didn’t buy them.
Yes.
Great questions and seems like ELo was in charge then
Things are gettin’ Biblical muthafuka
https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Like never before
https://uploads.disquscdn.c… How Biblical can it get ?
https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Bibli’muthafukin’cal shit, muthafuka…
Vans wanted to see if he was as faithful and appreciative as the Biblical Job. Looks like he isn’t.
Lets not forget the City of Honolulu Aquatics Permit division was just waiting and holding the WSL’s time slot over anyone else due to limited North Shore permits granted as even they understood the history and prestige of The Triple Crown…and then Elo just fumbles it all away thinking lets do end of year at Trestles or Manhattan Beach Pier. Big round of applause for Elo.
Another shovel full of dirt on his unmarked grave.
Poopoo touch knows no bounds
layin down tracks…
drummers are trending downward…
What Neal Cassady was to the Beat movement and the counterculture, Billy Meng was to California’s proto–surf lifestyle and waterman culture. Although he never won a world title or starred in a surf movie—much less “branded” or “monetized” himself—Meng was one of the most influential surfers of the twentieth century, a hero to our latter-day icons.
Today, the 93-year-old rises with the sun and lives simply, as he always has, in his small trailer in Los Padres National Forest. Never married but never lonely, Meng shares his home with crows, raccoons, squirrels, and the occasional skunk. “I was content because I made the most out of every situation,” he says.
bust out the slip n’ sldes…evil kneivel in the flesh~
marvin beli retired…sign below for an outeard release/_____________________
Who is JOB? Asking for a friend (vans)