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Jesse Watters (insert) checking out Gabbard's goods. Photo: YouTube
Jesse Watters (insert) checking out Gabbard's goods. Photo: YouTube

Fox News host Jesse Watters begs for more Tulsi Gabbard surf footage: “I need some eye candy too!”

Hubba hubba!

Donald J. Trump has now been president-elect for almost one month and what an almost one month it has been. Tariff threats roiling markets, date nights with Elon Musk and cabinet picks that the left finds “troubling.” One of the early stars, of course, is Hawaii’s Tulsi Gabbard who Trump has tapped to lead the Department of National Intelligence.

The 43-year-old, a lieutenant colonel in the Army Reserve, was once a democratic congresswoman though left the party in 2022, describing it as, “under the complete control of an elitist cabal of warmongers.”

Though she was proven wrong, yesterday, by President Joe Biden’s populist and peaceful pardon of his son Hunter, Gabbard will soon be behind the levers of America’s spy machine, pending confirmation of course.

Jesse Watters, popular Fox News host who replaced Tucker Carlson on the network, is very excitado by the prospect of four Gabbard years though wants to see… more. Speaking to a panel, the raven-haired Watters became lightly frustrated that there were so many thirst trap posts of Trump’s heath czar RFK Jr. making the rounds but far fewer of the women in Trump’s orbit.

“I just think it’s unfair that you had to get to see this and we don’t get to see any of the female members of the cabinet,” Watters sighed. “I’d like to see maybe Linda McMahon doing yoga. Tulsi surfing? Charlie and I need to see some eye candy too.”

Linda McMahon, Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Education, is 76-years-young.

And while not new, Watters can enjoy this Gabbard surfing clip from three years ago.

There's nothing like starting the day in the water

I would warn him off re-visiting Gabbard’s The Inertia address, though.

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Occ Topus

* panty-waist

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

pretty sure that was people living on the federal dole in prison for a spot of herb.

tim_nelsen

XNL isn’t funny…shore leave?

Shredy Kruger

Let’s not watch Linda McMahon do yoga. Vote No!….

Fig Jam

It’s a niche market

Happy Camper

Popcorn popping watching the libs melt down and Celebs and Dem donors flee America.
Patel on his way to the FBI.
Epstein and Diddy tapes in the VCR
Reid Hoffman and Bill Gates on their way to the airport.

Rocks local

pandora’s box …

Occ Topus

It Top LEL.

tim_nelsen

collins votes yes

tim_nelsen

only surfers want to see inside my hot box? (discarted contents criminally&potenitally unusable. recycle) comment image?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=zjjrXUGAx-YQ7kNvgGzUvEm&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&_nc_gid=AEKnfzsU4h77nxb97sYsunF&oh=00_AYAt3CLii-uOnU1Ae7bDUVQKL5hQe8TVWYXA4UGVefBUag&oe=6755AACA

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Yeah so what was the alternative according to all of you whiners? Stick with an administration that just gave a blanket 10 year pardon from 1-1-14 until now for Biden’s kid? Obviously meant to cover for all of the Ukraine corruption that we now know most likely really happened?
I say give Trump a chance

Barrelled

Your argument is quite flawed. Not in your support for a narcissistic, rapist, xenophobic, douchebag. The flaw is in the fact that nobody knew of this pardon at the time of the election. Not to mention the pardons given by Trump to his band of criminals are arguably more egregious than the Biden pardon that should not have happened..

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Flawed? Why would Biden pardon Hunter back to 2014?

Chief Hot stuff

Covering his own saggy ass

Barrelled

5th amendment Bexy.

Brutus

ol donny boy did pardon some pretty bad people..237 of them!

Rocks local

mutually assured destruction — one side promises to prosecute the hell out of the other, the other reacts with wild ass pardons, the other freaks out and promises to prosecute harder, etc etc

and yes, both sides do it, sad state of affairs

Barrelled

I didn’t say I agree with the pardon. I said your argument has glaring flaws. Especially in that you are promoting someone who did the same crap, just not to a family member. If you weren’t stuck on the political fringe you would understand.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Not even close to the same. No one is shocked he pardoned Hunter for the gun/tax/drug stuff. Who cares we expect that.
It’s pardoning Hunter for ANYTHING he did saying back to 1-1-14. It basically confirms all of the accusations of Ukraine corruption. He pardoned him for crimes that he hasn’t been accused of!
I acknowledge Trump ain’t no saint. But the true corruption is in the SWAMP of D.C. Democrat party and, even more so, the traitorous Republican establishment.
Dude… the Dems and Harris embraced Liz Cheney! How fuvking hypocritical can you get!!!

Capt Sensible

Both as bad as each other as are the people who’s interests they represent.

add this comment to every self serviced agenda driven political organisation on earth.

Brutus

fact ol donny boy pardoned 237 people and a guy sentenced to 800 years for corporate fraud…some real low lifes!!

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Use some critical thinking skills. Joe pardoned Hunter for anything dating back to 1-1-14 right when the Biden’s started the Ukraine grift. Never been done in U.S. history. Nixon got a blanket 5 years in the closest comparison.

Serious question Brutus. If it comes out that Joe and family were involved in massive corruption in Ukraine and we handed billions of taxpayer money to zelensky for a war that should never have happened…. Will you admit you were wrong? Or will you simply continue hating Don no matter what?

Chief Hot stuff
KnostMalone

He is just getting started…

Rocks local

BO let out all the non violent drug offenders is my recollection for why his numbers are huge — as opposed to pardoning his father in law.

some AI commenter bot can fact check me on that

Durban Poison

So funny that the dumbest sounding president in history wants to appoint someone from the dumbest sport to be head of intelligence.

KnostMalone

Want to know what Ukraine is about? I think the last 35 minutes. Listen to this:

tim_nelsen

tora tora tora…stop making sense. this guy deserves a wider audience! stop the bombing.

Picard Madeoff

It doesn’t get more surf adjacent or misogynistic than this so if Jesse wants surfer girls surely BG will comply. Maybe ask him for an interview while featuring videos of the women of surfing. Legendary surf queens and eye candy like Tulsi, Ellie Goulding, Shakira, Gisele and of course the spicy Sasha Jane frolicking in the waves can be shown during the interview.

Occ Topus

You forgot Bethany, who will surely get the misogynistic lefty whiners here into fits of teeth-chattering fury. 😆

Barrelled

But he used the term eye candy. Tulsi and Bethany are fugly. And then there’s Sasha Jane in the gutter.

Occ Topus

Quack.
Reading comprehension fail. Go back and read it again, son. Having a dictionary at hand may be a good idea.

Barrelled

You lost me boy.

tim_nelsen

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tim_nelsen

santa ana winds again>

justiceminister

Strange days.

Barrelled

Indeed, especially with a Saffa, Canuck, narcissist tripper thinking he’s somehow the definition of American patriot.

justiceminister

They are looking to get their fires lit these carpetbaggers.

Gil Gunderson

Does anyone else start singing Jesse’s Girl in their head when they see/hear Jesse Mendes? No? Just me? Fuck.

Ramathorn

I sing it when I see Tyler on the broadcast

Picard Madeoff

I’d rather run an ice pick deep into my skull than listen to shitpop like that song

Stick man

then you could write me a Death metal song!

Picard Madeoff

With or without the ice pick in my skull?

Stick man

well, about it!

tim_nelsen

6.0 nORMANDY is not my beach…
I have the itch to crawl…and the livelihood…we’ve earned is not in Ventura…kids…
Let’s move to Costa Rico, or Hawaii, or somewhere else…
But this is the good life…
(s)Killing each other….by word of mouth…our sisters…our brothers…our sisters-in-law, our ex-wife…
Only knowing the truth can find peace…peace-niks…they were around…in the 60’s and those that survived know the 2004’s…
Costa Rico…can still surf, play, surf, and still fool around….Legally…
Family…
And bub’s home…what will we drink tonight?…salsa and fish tacos, of course: home-made salsa and commercially advertised, fresh-brewed beer…
I’ve got plenty of ahi….and I’m able to cook it all alone…
(This author and cook spends his days in America and his night’s in Mexico…)
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Stick man

Incredible!

tim_nelsen

honorable guest…here’s a free shot of her hot box!

janeausten

Picard! so you don’t like “The Cars” as well? cause I can’t think of “Jesse’s Girl” without it morphing to “My Best Friend’s Girl”.
Rik Ocasek Rulezzz.

Picard Madeoff

Love the Cars! Saw them in ’79 shortly after seeing Van Halen for the first time. Not sure who I liked better at the time or today. BUT Jesse’s Girl reminds me of Kyle Minogue

Waterproof Polo

I’d like to think that Tulsi and RFK will be able to avoid the “you’re Fired”from Donny. It’s pretty telling that they both were both cast offs from the Bluey’s, but landed in Trumps cabinet right after the election.
Including Trump, all former Democrats.

LONGBEACH4417

Lots of former dems out there. Minus those fing lunatics from California of course. Poor schmucks have been bombarded from the cradle I can’t even mock em anymore. Low hanging fruit and all

Barrelled

Don’t forget that RFK first asked if he could be in the Dem cabinet “if” he endorsed the Dem candidate. When they said no trading endorsements for cabinet positions, he went to the Trump campaign, asked the same, was promised a cabinet position and only then endorsed Trump. RFK is the bottom of any barrel he jumps into.

Com Turren

he also doesn’t think Sirhan Sirhan is responsible for assassinating his father—that’s how deluded this guy is. And that’s notwithstanding his sex diary that his ex-wife found and then hung herself after reading it.

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

Ooooh. Tell us more! I’m still stuck on Newt Gingrich finding a new wife while his still wife was dying from cancer.

Happy Camper

Better yet. The old perv Joey B. gets caught banging his teenage baby sitter/married senate campaign volunteer, then his wife drives herself and Joey’s kids through a stop sign into a fricken Big Rig after she finds out.
Then Joey becomes Senator and marries Jill the baby sitter who was cheating on her husband with big Joey B…..then Joey B. ends up showering with their teenage daughter and “touching her inappropriately” and goes on to send his failure of a crackhead, drug addict son (the last survivor of his moms crash) who was banging his dead brothers wife….around the world as his bag man….then pardons him for any and all crimes he may have committed over 11 years, including those when Joey B. was Vice President in charge of Ukraine relations.

You can’t make this shit up.

Stick man

More Kool-aid? You’ve already had a lot!

Happy Camper

sad, you usually come up with something quite witty and humorous.
tell me what in this is not true.

Com Turren
Sean Connery

She lost me when I saw the fake balsa firewire.

Noncompetitor

Firewood you mean

janeausten

…she lost me when she didn’t tap that section just ahead that was just begging for it. I wonder what such restraint means for world security.

Noncompetitor

Congrats to her on learning how to stand up on a longboard and having some other kook document it kookville

KnostMalone

Kelly hooked it up I bet.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Chas or Negs–which of you is deleting posts? Fucking Da Hui wannabees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7nqgQIZKgw

NEGATRON

You’re smart enough to say something witty without resorting to posting up generic lazy Facebook memes.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

There he is. And no, I’m not.

Mapski

I’d post memes, but my Commodore 64 won’t allow it.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

I’d post memes, but Negs won’t allow it.

Barrelled

He didn’t say no memes, just no “generic lazy Facebook memes”.

Occ Topus

Is that why Pauly hasn’t been around? TDS? Something else?

NEGATRON

Paulys newly married he should be spending zero hours posting up shit on the internet.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Hah–give him 5 years and a few kids. He’ll be back on here x1000.

Abscessed Llama

2027 is my bet..

Happy Camper

he and his wife are anti kids.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Hmmm…I can sympathize, but it’s impossible to realize having kids is the best experience out there until you actually hold your first kid for the first time. Changes everything.

NEGATRON

Just messaged Pauly then. He’s quit BG, doesn’t want to give the site the clicks… due to Derek’s continual “unironic Zionism”. line in the sand!

Occ Topus

How childish, if true. Pauly’s often seemed too sensitive for his own good.

NEGATRON

Sounds like he’s just found better things to be doing also.

Waterproof Polo

You need an Amiga 500, or a nice Amstrad. The blocky and pixelated mémage those bad boys would knock being a sight to behold!!

tim_nelsen

IBM System 18 (was it?) compatable with lot’s of data entry and shitload of spread sheets…temp-controlled head office…COPYING…

tim_nelsen

should have added a printer…

Picard Madeoff

All I care about is why you have one more badge, most likely from Negs than I do?

Barrelled

Watters better start looking far and deep for footage of her surfing because that clip ain’t it, only shows the nose of a longboard and someone’s fat ass going down the line for about 10 feet (absolutely no way to know if that’s Yulia, Oksana, Svetlana, or Tulsi).

On another note, hopefully she is able to hide some intelligence secrets in those face craters as opposed to a bathroom.

Barnycle

C’mon, mate. Shit is fucked and everyone knows that. Don’t let them upset you enough to start making fun of their skin. It ain’t worth it.

A few generations from now you’ll will build back better after they destroy the current version of the US. Just a civil war and a world war to go first.

Barrelled

Although I can’t stand the attitude, approach, and childishness being taken by Trump and all his unqualified cronies, I am willing to at least wait to see what happens before judging his 2nd attempt. In the meantime, I will stick to making fun of this Commies pocked up face since she is a traitorous cunt.

HaoleBoy

Damn girl, you’re mean!

Barrelled

I try.

Com Turren

there’s also lower hanging fruit with Tulsi, like the fact that she used to moonlight as a stripper in Waikiki when she was in college.

Barrelled

OK, I have seen that comment on here mulitple times. Are those all from you? I seem to recall Occ making the same statement. Hard to imagine her at Femme Nu with that pocked mug and chunky rig.

Com Turren

might have been a Hawaii By Night kind of girl

Picard Madeoff

No one is pure these days…except of course me

Stick man

Saigon Passion III?

Picard Madeoff

Some might say that strippers make great politicians as they are experts at taking every dollar from your wallet before moving on to the next donor.

Barrelled

I can’t imagine anyone giving this ugly skank a dollar regardless of where she stripped.

Picard Madeoff

Don’t sugar coat it, how do you really feel?

NEGATRON

That’s a bit rough. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Barrelled

For fucks sake Negs!! That’s not Tulsi. It’s Padma Lakshmi.

NEGATRON

Oops here she is! Russian agent disguise by the looks. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Stick man

You two dated?

Brutus

depends how much piss ya drank!

Occ Topus

Spoken like a true fundamentalist Christian! 😆

Com Turren

yup, that’s me. I have all the salvations because I pray the loudest.

tim_nelsen

dat catholic guilt seems familiar. my diary posts 100+ women and girls!!!

Barnycle

I’m not one to shame women for being a stripper or even a prostitute. There’s room for both of those in large, developed, well-rounded societies.


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