"Kelly Slater is proof that how you live can actually slow down the clock.”
The world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater is a curio in so many ways: a never-to-be-beaten competitive record, unmatched dexterity on social media, a mysterious bebe still unseen by the world, but what might be his greatest feat is his ability to slow the ageing process.
The Australian vitamin company Melrose Future Lab makes supplements that repair your DNA, make your body very strong, give you nice sleepies and so on, and via geneticist Doc Denise Furness, they claim Kelly is ageing at the rate of 0.72 of a year every year.
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“Kelly Slater is in his early 50s, but his biological age tells a different story. Thanks to his lifestyle choices, Kelly is proof that how you live can actually slow down the clock.
Biological age testing looks at the true condition of your body compared to the average. Things like a nutrient-rich diet, regular exercise, quality sleep, and managing stress all play a huge role. Kelly’s commitment to these areas shows just how much control we can have over the ageing process.”
The comments are instructive:
“Never seen him stressed. Obviously he would get stressed being a high performance athlete but it doesn’t show too often. I reckon it’s because he invests in, and knows the importance of remaining calm in life and high pressure situations in order to get the best out of himself. His brother Stephen seemed like a fairly relaxed character also. Every now and then we hear how much damage the stress hormone can do but not many talk about it in mainstream areas because they can’t make money off it I reckon.”
“He’s even good at ageing,” writes Balter beer co-founder Stirling Howard.
Slater says laying off the piss and bags has been the diff.
“Show me one person whose life’s better off or their success is better and they drank or did drugs,” he says.
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Whatever Kelly’s secret is, we can rule out Dad Power.
Kelly’s secret is Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Being a millionaire, a wont show up dad, chronically private plane flyer, life paid to surf and have rich kooks and punters pay 55k a day to surf a pool in your namesake will make DNA go Peter Pan. Cant hate, but FU KS. The hate is from petty jealousy, while heres a round of applause for you. You did it proper dude.
When she said stress-free, I guess she never saw him when he was upstaged by another surfer (or any human for that matter).
Biological age of 39 with a hip and back of an 80yo
Wow Kelly is so special in so many ways!
Just ask him
For many years Kelly has been taking the supplement:
SELF CENTERED, a blend of narcissistisme, egomaniacalassiam, entitlementhistomine and vainglorioussob which has high levels of self-absorption and helps one focus solely on themselves.
Kelly should have a listen to music from the 60’s/70’s/80’s/90’s…the biggest question is which atrtists were not on drugs,,,very creative/innovative musicians…ahh….
Bill Hicks intro to Tools , “Third eye”…..See, I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do. And if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor – go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CDs and burn ’em. ‘Cause you know what? The musicians who’ve made all that great music that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years… real fucking high on drugs.”
So Kelly is only living longer but ….???
He took ayahuasca and turned even more narcissistic, only he could manage that haha.
Xox
The incredibly thick head of hair was a dead giveaway
Put the phone down dad, you’re embarrassing us.
Ayahuasca, anyone?
1:06
https://youtu.be/Mqsh1qH5oPo
“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.” – Kelly Slater
The hair didn’t grow back so i’m calling BS on this BS.
#kellygrowyourhairout
As soon as he jumps into the throes of parenting, he’ll age 5 years in 6 months. No doubt.
He’ll live forever !
Xox
Emotional age much younger than 39
Humankind’s relationships with drink and drugs is far from black and white, there’s complex mix of positive and negatives. But here’s a list of people who owe some of their success to drink or drugs: The Beatles, Van Gogh, Pollock, Mick Jagger, Dylan Thomas, Rothko, Hunter S. Thompson, Coleridge blah blah the list could go on and on with thoroughly interesting people. Far more interesting, it’s got to be said, than a professional athlete.
To be fair there’s a lot of dead people on that list.
blaze of glory ! – or not …
Blaze of Glory like Lemmy🎶🤟
Haha fair point. Sadly a lot of suicides on that list.
So he’s now the world’s youngest 52 year old. Yet another title to add to the bag ✅
It’s a scientifically proven fact that inserting your tongue 3 inches into Joe Rogans anus takes 7 1/3 years off your age.
Does Dorian get bonus years for giving Jo the tongue plus a reach around?
Had the craziest unconventional 69 with this chick not long ago, I was on top working a viabrator on her and rubbing her clit and she took my wang out of her mouth and went for rusty trombone manoeuvre !
Within a minute I exploded everything !
Nice sweet girl too!
Xox
Hang on, just revisiting this and – everything? I think this needs unpacking, but also, please don’t.
Wow, I’ll take the silence as everything everything. Epic.
Mate, don’t die without knowing! Incredible!
Xox
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
We live in wild and wonderful world ☺️
Xox
Honestly dude, Chas and Derek should hook you up as a writer, this page will go viral.
Oh we tried that. I’m quite sure I nearly got them sued by Rip Curl again.
Fun times!
Xox
Should I be afraid to google “rusty trombone manoeuvre”..
Go enhance your algorithm!
Try docking also for fun results!
Xox
lost a few points for getting his old mate killed in Mexico with experimental medicine
baldness being the only negative side effect?
He’s 56