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"I committed my life to this," says Kelly Slater, saviour of the 2025 tour.

Can 53-year-old Kelly Slater save pro surfing after sport loses its three biggest stars?

No John John Florence, no Gabriel Medina, no Stephanie Gilmore but yes Kelly Slater!

To the surprise of no one, John John Florence and Stephanie Gilmore have joined Gabriel Medina on the sidelines for the 2025 season. 

John John, who turns thirty-three this year, had been laying a trail of crumbs for months, telling Jamie O’Brien and Mason Ho a few weeks back that his biz Florence Marine X would be better served if he travelled instead of competed. 

Stephanie Gilmore, thirty-seven, saw the graffiti all over the wall last year, took a sabbatical, then saw Caity Simmers’ new edit on BeachGrit yesterday and went, ooowee, I’m out for 2025, too. 

In a press release so bloodless and mired in PR speak even an AI bot wouldn’t take credit for it Gilmore said,

“This time will allow me to focus on healing from some lingering injuries and redirect my energy toward continuing my adventures of surfing around the globe. I’m deeply grateful for the unwavering support of my sponsors, and I wish all the athletes on tour the best of luck this season!”

The triple world champ Gabriel Medina, as you know, busted a titty in a wipeout at a Sao Paulo beach break, went under the knife and may, or may not, be back in time for a cameo at Teahupoo in August. 

The dramatic departures of the sport’s three biggest stars will diminish further an already diminished interest in the sport. 

Unless? 

Unless. 

Kelly Slater, who is a couple of weeks short of fifty-three, has shucked retirement for the twenty-sixth consecutive year and scooped up a wildcard into the Lexus Pipe Pro, which begins shortly.

Given he waltzed through the pack two years ago, rimming Backdoor for nines to win an unlikely 56th grand slam, what chance do you give that Slater wins, or comes close, commits to one more season on tour, finishes top five and holds that crown aloft in Fiji? 

Unlikely, yeah, but the possibility would make the tour a little more interesting.

Or maybe tragic as the old man carts his rusted frame from Abu Dhabi to Tahiti.

Where do you sit? A slow moving tragedy or a fizzing inspiration?

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John John Florence makes it official, steps away from World Surf League Championship Tour

Three and free.

Rumors have been percolating ever since the former prodigy, and current world’s favorite surfer, hoisted his third World Surf League Championship Tour cup above his head on Lower Trestles’ cobbled stone at the end of the 2024 season. While certain Brazilians wished to put an asterisk behind the feat due little wave wizard Filipe Toledo’s mental break, most applauded broadly.

A major accomplishment.

Though whispers, again, began directly that it would be Florence’s last go around. Those hushed voices grew louder, during the offseason, as the scraggly blonde refused to fully commit to a fourth title try and louder still after his longtime coach, Ross Williams, announced he was through.

Now, all fears confirmed as the North Shore legend, himself, has taken to his Florence brand to declare:

“I am excited to share my plans for 2025 – I’m going to spend the year exploring full-time, and looking to push my surfing as far as it will go.” – John John Florence

Do you have thoughts?

Sadness?

Happiness for the aforementioned brave coward?

Share with friends.

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Camp 1 submits evidence.
Camp 1 submits evidence.

Surf world breaks into wild polarization after comic book publisher releases controversial new logo

"We're surfing the rogue wave—backward, in sunglasses. Because we can."

We live in polarized days, broadly, though the surf world has been much insulated from the pitched partisanship haunting politics or sick-and-ball sport. Surfers, by and large, agree on basic fundamental principles. There are too many other surfers out there, for example, and the majority of them are kooks.

Well, the detente took a hard turn, yesterday, with surfers across the spectrum splitting into camps and digging right in. The explosion of sectarianism not at all related to a changing of the guard in the United States but rather IDW Comics’ controversial logo change.

New logo, who dis?
New logo, who dis?

The publisher, founded in 1999 and holder of the GI Joe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers and Star Trek titles amongst others, unveiled the artwork and received massive criticism from the general comic book reading public. VP of marketing, Aub Driver, became frustrated with the haters and released a scathing statement in defense, reading:

Hold on to your hot takes, because its official—we’re shaking things up! This isn’t your run-of-the-mill slapdash logo; we’re ushering in a whole new era with a logo so bold it practically leaps off the page and into your imagination.

We’re not just sprucing up a color scheme: we’re revamping, reinvigorating. and hitting the refresh button so hard it might just break. This isn’t a change of clothes—it’s our battle armor as we gear up for the next 25 years. Why? Because at IDW—short for “Idea and Design Works.” remember?—we’re all about big swings and even bigger ideas.

Our new logo isn’t just a fancy set of letters in a font type; it’s a unique symbol calling out to every reader to try something different. It declares that IDW isn’t only present in the comics industry; we’re leading the charge. We’re surfing the rogue wave—backward, in sunglasses. Because we can.

Surfers, worldwide, breaking hard.

One group insisting that “surfing the rogue wave — backward” a clear reference to backdooring a section.

The other demanding that it means surfing switch.

Which side do you find yourself upon?

Please make your case.

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John John Florence reveals the paralysis that almost ended his career, “I couldn’t even think of standing up on a wave”

"You’re spiralling on it. You get so lost in it. I don’t know what I want to be. It’s crazy how it just stops you."

Can you believe it’s already been there years since BeachGrit outed the world champion surfer Barton Lynch as a filthy loot-the-rich Communist bastard, which you can read here, and which was swiftly refuted, here? 

Barton Lynch, an energetic sixty one year old with one fake hip and another on its way, famously clinched the 1988 world title at perfect eight-to-twelve-foot Pipeline, denying silly Tom Carroll a third crown.  

He was the sport’s most popular broadcaster before being dumped by the WSL for his role in the activist group Voices4Choices which, correctly as it turns out, questioned  vaccine mandates and the role of government during the COVID pandemic. 

Always in a good humour, Barton’s painstaking observation skills re: surfing are clear in his podcast series The Stoked Bloke. As an interviewer, he has the ability to shake loose his guests inhibitions without the need to swing a heavy hammer.

Barton allows his guests to settle into familiar foxholes while his questions circle overhead. 

Today’s interview guest John John Florence reveals the paralysis he felt amid the tension of competition. 

“You’re spiralling on it. You go to stand up on a wave in a heat and, I don’t even know what to do right now. You get so lost in it. The year before last year, I had a couple of heats where I was so tense and caught up in the storylines of what I was and the injuries, all these things mixed up. I couldn’t even move. I couldn’t even think about standing up on a wave and going, ‘I’m going to do a turn.’ What turn do I do? I don’t know what I want to be. It’s crazy how it just  stops you.”

Essential.

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Crosby Colapinto (pictured) suffering.
Crosby Colapinto (pictured) suffering.

World Surf League Rookie of the Year Crosby Colapinto shatters elbow at Pipeline ahead of season opener

"I didn’t touch any water and straight elbow to reef..."

But what sort of curse has descended upon our World Surf League and who else should be worried? Days after multiple-time champion, and viral sensation, Gabriel Medina tore his pectoralis major, thus being forced to sit out the front half of the season, San Clemente’s Crosby Colapinto has announced he, too, has suffered catastrophic injury one week ahead of the tour opener.

The 2024 Rookie of the Year, who hails from San Clemente, took to Instagram to share:

Welllll… I broke my elbow surfing back door. On the third wave in this clip, I jumped forward off my board after the back spit because I was too deep, fell into the vortex of the lip, the lip ended up going straight to the bottom breaking the flat water, I didn’t touch any water and straight elbow to Reef. So grateful that it was my elbow and not something way worse. What really hurts the most is the timing of it all with the start of the year just a couple weeks away. But I am excited for this challenge that stands in front of me at this moment, And excited to see what comes out of this. “Challenges strengthen you and problems weaken you.” I am going into surgery on Wednesday and will keep everyone updated on how it all goes and the journey of coming back. Thank you to everyone who has reached out and who have sent the love. I will be back soon and this is all part of the journey. I just have to trust it. We are on the spaceship too many!

Medina, Colapinto and likely John John Florence whose coach Ross Williams announced retirement all but finalizing the three-time winner stepping away from the show. The former towhead will likely surf Pipeline, giving surf fans a brief glimpse of what they will miss once the League takes its talents to Abu Dhabi.

Slater gone too, only to surf the tour waves he enjoys courtesy of a magic wildcard.

Does the decimated draw dampen your enthusiasm for competitive professional surfing at its highest level?

Or, will all eyez now be upon the women’s field?

More exciting anyhow, tbh.

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