No John John Florence, no Gabriel Medina, no Stephanie Gilmore but yes Kelly Slater!
To the surprise of no one, John John Florence and Stephanie Gilmore have joined Gabriel Medina on the sidelines for the 2025 season.
John John, who turns thirty-three this year, had been laying a trail of crumbs for months, telling Jamie O’Brien and Mason Ho a few weeks back that his biz Florence Marine X would be better served if he travelled instead of competed.
Stephanie Gilmore, thirty-seven, saw the graffiti all over the wall last year, took a sabbatical, then saw Caity Simmers’ new edit on BeachGrit yesterday and went, ooowee, I’m out for 2025, too.
In a press release so bloodless and mired in PR speak even an AI bot wouldn’t take credit for it Gilmore said,
“This time will allow me to focus on healing from some lingering injuries and redirect my energy toward continuing my adventures of surfing around the globe. I’m deeply grateful for the unwavering support of my sponsors, and I wish all the athletes on tour the best of luck this season!”
The triple world champ Gabriel Medina, as you know, busted a titty in a wipeout at a Sao Paulo beach break, went under the knife and may, or may not, be back in time for a cameo at Teahupoo in August.
The dramatic departures of the sport’s three biggest stars will diminish further an already diminished interest in the sport.
Unless?
Unless.
Kelly Slater, who is a couple of weeks short of fifty-three, has shucked retirement for the twenty-sixth consecutive year and scooped up a wildcard into the Lexus Pipe Pro, which begins shortly.
Given he waltzed through the pack two years ago, rimming Backdoor for nines to win an unlikely 56th grand slam, what chance do you give that Slater wins, or comes close, commits to one more season on tour, finishes top five and holds that crown aloft in Fiji?
Unlikely, yeah, but the possibility would make the tour a little more interesting.
Or maybe tragic as the old man carts his rusted frame from Abu Dhabi to Tahiti.
Where do you sit? A slow moving tragedy or a fizzing inspiration?