"We're surfing the rogue wave—backward, in sunglasses. Because we can."

We live in polarized days, broadly, though the surf world has been much insulated from the pitched partisanship haunting politics or sick-and-ball sport. Surfers, by and large, agree on basic fundamental principles. There are too many other surfers out there, for example, and the majority of them are kooks.

Well, the detente took a hard turn, yesterday, with surfers across the spectrum splitting into camps and digging right in. The explosion of sectarianism not at all related to a changing of the guard in the United States but rather IDW Comics’ controversial logo change.

The publisher, founded in 1999 and holder of the GI Joe, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers and Star Trek titles amongst others, unveiled the artwork and received massive criticism from the general comic book reading public. VP of marketing, Aub Driver, became frustrated with the haters and released a scathing statement in defense, reading:

Hold on to your hot takes, because its official—we’re shaking things up! This isn’t your run-of-the-mill slapdash logo; we’re ushering in a whole new era with a logo so bold it practically leaps off the page and into your imagination.

We’re not just sprucing up a color scheme: we’re revamping, reinvigorating. and hitting the refresh button so hard it might just break. This isn’t a change of clothes—it’s our battle armor as we gear up for the next 25 years. Why? Because at IDW—short for “Idea and Design Works.” remember?—we’re all about big swings and even bigger ideas.

Our new logo isn’t just a fancy set of letters in a font type; it’s a unique symbol calling out to every reader to try something different. It declares that IDW isn’t only present in the comics industry; we’re leading the charge. We’re surfing the rogue wave—backward, in sunglasses. Because we can.

Surfers, worldwide, breaking hard.

One group insisting that “surfing the rogue wave — backward” a clear reference to backdooring a section.

The other demanding that it means surfing switch.

Which side do you find yourself upon?

Please make your case.

"I didn’t touch any water and straight elbow to reef..."

But what sort of curse has descended upon our World Surf League and who else should be worried? Days after multiple-time champion, and viral sensation, Gabriel Medina tore his pectoralis major, thus being forced to sit out the front half of the season, San Clemente’s Crosby Colapinto has announced he, too, has suffered catastrophic injury one week ahead of the tour opener.

The 2024 Rookie of the Year, who hails from San Clemente, took to Instagram to share:

Welllll… I broke my elbow surfing back door. On the third wave in this clip, I jumped forward off my board after the back spit because I was too deep, fell into the vortex of the lip, the lip ended up going straight to the bottom breaking the flat water, I didn’t touch any water and straight elbow to Reef. So grateful that it was my elbow and not something way worse. What really hurts the most is the timing of it all with the start of the year just a couple weeks away. But I am excited for this challenge that stands in front of me at this moment, And excited to see what comes out of this. “Challenges strengthen you and problems weaken you.” I am going into surgery on Wednesday and will keep everyone updated on how it all goes and the journey of coming back. Thank you to everyone who has reached out and who have sent the love. I will be back soon and this is all part of the journey. I just have to trust it. We are on the spaceship too many!

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Medina, Colapinto and likely John John Florence whose coach Ross Williams announced retirement all but finalizing the three-time winner stepping away from the show. The former towhead will likely surf Pipeline, giving surf fans a brief glimpse of what they will miss once the League takes its talents to Abu Dhabi.

Slater gone too, only to surf the tour waves he enjoys courtesy of a magic wildcard.

Does the decimated draw dampen your enthusiasm for competitive professional surfing at its highest level?

Or, will all eyez now be upon the women’s field?

More exciting anyhow, tbh.

"It's their domain, not mine. The dolphins won - and I'm ok with that."

Australian surfers are well aware of shark dangers all along their fatal shore. Man-eating beasts stopping at nothing to taste human flesh, government officials even sometimes accused of aiding and abetting the pillage. But a new, heretofore not imagined, horror has presented in the form of the friendly dolphin.

But let us not tarry. Let us hustle to Emerald Beach, midway up the New South Welsh coast where the tradesman Eli Anderson, 20, was enjoying a surf at the very end of December. Weather hot, sun shining, disaster lurking. A pod of 2o, or so, dolphins was out fishing and went food berserk, catching the almost young man up in their frenzy.

“They came from nowhere and one of their fins sliced my board,” he declared to the universally appreciated Daily Mail Australia. “I was knocked off and then knocked out so I don’t remember much until I was washed up on to the beach. As I came around, I started to count my limbs and checked for blood. I was in a lot of pain but also so confused, because I thought it must have been a shark attack.”

While his limbs were intact, his pelvis was not.

Busted at the seam.

His father, mercifully, was on the beach after catching a wave in and shared that he had seen sharks in the area before but “never thought dolphins would be a problem.”

The pelvis break, anyhow, will take two weeks to heal and the young-ish Anderson is expecting to get back in the water directly.

“It’s taken me a long time to process it really, but nothing could stop me surfing,” he said. “It’s their domain, not mine. The dolphins won – and I’m ok with that.”

A few questions I have about this wild tale. Two, actually.

1. I have seen folk getting knocked out and washed up on shore in movies but have never read about it happening in real life. Is possible without drowning?

2. A crumbled pelvis only takes two weeks to heal?

More as the story develops.