Rob Lowe: Certified ripper.
Rob Lowe: Certified ripper.

Eyewitness reports hunky actor Rob Lowe a big wave hellman!

A bigger threat at Pipeline or Teahupo'o than twice-over World Surf League champion Filipe Toledo.

Now, you are well accustomed to tales about actors who surf, on these pages, singers and models too. Celebrities, in general, I suppose. We examine their toned abs and chiseled faces as they slide upon li’l waves. Generally waist and under, if not knee, unless they happen to be at Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch.

Rob Lowe: A Surfer’s Journey

Well, what if I was to tell you that there is an A-lister who hunts semi-secret bigger waves breaking over reef and charges upon them? Not just any A-lister, either, but a full on heartthrob — Rob Lowe?

But let us turn to rising star surfboard shaper Shea Somma for an account which he shared on this week’s episode of The Grit!

I have had a few celebrity surf encounters over the years. Maybe the most memorable of these incidents was from about 2011 or so. It was mid winter, a west swell was pumping. A friend and I had devoted a whole day to chasing surf in the general, let’s say, 805 zone. We lucked into a great morning of overhead waves completely to ourselves at a lesser known spot. This spot features an entry via a trail through a long, pitch-black tunnel, which emerges on the beach in front of the reef.

After surfing our brains out for 3 hours, we decided to eat the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches we’d packed with us before heading out for a second session.

Sitting in the sun enjoying our lunch, and remarking on the shocking lack of a crowd, our conversation was interrupted by an incredibly jovial, “Hey guys!! Wow the waves are looking pretty good out there!! You get a few?!!” It was none other than Rob Lowe, emerging from the depths of the tunnel. He completely embodied his aggressively positive character, Chris Traeger, from the show Parks and Recreation, which was a huge hit at the time.

He was decked out in a floppy bucket hat, buckled snugly under his chin. He had just about the thickest zinc sunscreen application I’ve ever seen, but there was no mistaking that it was, in fact, Rob Lowe, armed with a 7′ or so Becker “Fun Shape,” once ubiquitously favored by beginners everywhere in Southern California and beyond.

My buddy and I were a bit dumbfounded. “Yea man! Fun waves!” was about all we could muster. Rob Lowe proceeded to virtually skip down the beach ecstatically, and then slowly but surely make his way paddling out into the lineup. We finished up our sandwiches and paddled out to join him.

Was Rob Lowe the greatest surfer I’ve ever seen? No. Did he completely yard sale it on several waves? Definitely. Did Rob Lowe embody the giddy stoke of a child newly in love with this silly act of wave dancing we call surfing? Absolutely. Sure there were a few blown waves, but there were also several respectable makes too.

To see Rob Lowe (relatively) charging well overhead sets, with pure enthusiasm, absolute abandon, and an ear-to-ear, shit-eating grin, still brings a smile to my face when I remember it.

I was already a fan of Parks and Recreation. But that session made me a true fan of Rob Lowe.

Amazing, no? Rob Lowe a full on charger?

A bigger threat at Pipeline or Teahupo’o than twice-over World Surf League champion Filipe Toledo?

Yes, amazing.

David Lee Scales also discussed former tour rookie Kade Matson’s annoying friend.

Enjoy.

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Noncompetitor
Noncompetitor
1 year ago

Rob Lowe vs. Nick Cage at Chopes pay per view

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

The Wino says figure out for yourself the difference between heaven from hell…

DongWangVerga
DongWangVerga
1 year ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

So, so you think you can tell heaven from hell?
Blue skies from pain?
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
… Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange a walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  DongWangVerga

money is shit, don’t give me that : Roger Waters from San Tropez…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

you too can have no corn in your shit~seven basic food groups and hashish from afgaAN collective dispesnsory. chew~ comment image?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=_XdC4ANyfH0Q7kNvgGMEB3i&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&_nc_gid=Az-Ku14DUIHWpW45RQrYXeR&oh=00_AYBOHX5Md2PsjO2CnAjblopibnedprDFTVrqnxf9LCpTBw&oe=67AABC95

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
1 year ago

story is bullshit. There’s no waves in that zone of the 805. And if there were…he would have to use the tunnel entrance. 😬

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

Rob Lowe: Certified rimmer.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

have you seen my seawall? it’s bitvhen~

Barrelled
Barrelled
1 year ago

The reason the wave on the reef in front of the tunnel by Rob Lowe’s house was uncrowded is because that wave sucks ass.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

have the kind of w/e that you wanted…Its a Steely Dan/ comment image?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

earlier cited as a Topanga w/e….

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago
Reply to  Barrelled

Hwy One closed in all directions…

Deepsouth61
Deepsouth61
1 year ago

Stick to wave pools

Brutus
Brutus
1 year ago

asking for a friend who wants to become a Big wave hellman……is the photo of Rob on the right him surfing a death slab or a big wave barrel just trying to set the bar high enough??

MrC
MrC
1 year ago

Who the fuck is ST?

ricmatic
ricmatic
1 year ago
Reply to  MrC

My bad

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
1 year ago

Rob Lowe’s autobiography, Stories I Only Tell My Friends, is a page turner. Dude has had an interesting life, and not a dummy, pretty solid writer.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
1 year ago

ran speak-easies all ‘ov’ town~

Mapski
Mapski
1 year ago

He used to like to pull into underaged fans back in the day. Surprised that rep doesn’t follow him anymore.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
1 year ago
Reply to  Mapski

Probably had a shit-eating grin then, too.

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Reply to  Mapski

That’s pretty Lowe…

Deepsouth61
Deepsouth61
1 year ago
Reply to  Stick man

Lowe as it gets.

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago
Reply to  Mapski

Rob the cradle?

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
1 year ago
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