The boy with the broken wing learns to fly again!
You’ll recall, a little over one month ago, Gabriel Medina’s dramatic life continued on its hurdy-gurdy spin when he was hospitalised after a wipeout on a three-foot wave.
The thirty-one-year-old Olympic bronze medallist, whom we admire for his courage, intelligence and absolute honesty, injured his titty in the crash at a Sao Paulo beach break and, soon after, went under the knife of orthopaedic surgeon Dr Breno Schor at the Israelita Albert Einstein Hospital in São Paulo.
The surgery either repaired the torn pectoral muscle tendon, a process that involves reattaching the tendon to the humerus if it was fully ruptured, or stitching up any partial tears to make it heal.
Doc Schor said Medina could begin intensive physiotherapy after an initial healing period and return to training in four to six months, roughly May to July 2025, and resume competitive surfing in six to eight months, July to September.
Not that Medina had any plans to hit the tour. After John John quit the 2025 carousel, Medina wrote, “I will come join a surf trip with you.”
Earlier today, Medina provided an update during an interview with Globo, a Brazilian media outlet, with a fan account sharing the examination on X.
Here we see the Doc Schor testing the manoeuvrability of Medina’s left wing and his ability to swing it to-and-fro using the titty, as well as assessing the strength in the atrophied pectoral muscle.
So far so good, as they say in France.
| Gabriel Medina via instagram stories
— Portal Medina (@portalmedinabr) February 21, 2025
Medina has a history of overcoming injuries (a busted stilt in 2014, a knee injury eight years later) and personal challenges – his estrangement from mammy Simone and his step-daddy Charlie Serrano in 2020 and his marriage bust-up to Yasmin Brunet in 2022 which subsequently led to him withdrawing from the 2022 tour.
A handicap for out paddling everyone, always, around the world
more of an ass man myself, tbh
Gabe’s titty is the most interesting thing about the tour this year. More titty articles, please
The future. Medina is gonna clone himself
https://clonerobotics.com/
Best surfer ever!
Seems like a good hang too.
I don’t reckon he’d skittle a photographer in the hopes of getting a bonus wave either!
Xox
Guys probably got a harem of women around him nursing him back to health.
🙏🏽
Can he wank? We all know how weird it is with the other hand…
Uber wank !
I made the switch 15 years ago,
calluses
like a new partner.
Oooft, calluses in the bumhole sounds abrasive!
Nice switch!
Xox
I’ll be the judge of that 😘
magnatic Negroe month/
zero in on Eddie Murphy
Tim Scott…
Orange Country.
Mr. Church…
invite Snoop Dawg and the crowd will go ballistic
Where can I watch The Landman?”
Him’s a true champ.
Unlike his countryman imposter …
Don’t really care if he never goes back to the tour.
Gabe got nothing to prove just like JJ.
Three time champs. Not an * in sight
surfer or snower…
Tiger
Slater.
big awards w/e coming up…
total shut down of all
freeways~
Hwy 1 is open~
mcaughnahey plays MUD.
Adriano is no imposter.
Adriano, Italo, Filipe… World Champs
Kolohe, Julian, Jordi… Not
Adriano, Italo, *Filipe…World Champs
Kolohe, Julian, Jordi…Not
he’d have to go full roids otherwise one tit bigger other for sure
or breast implant