"I will remove the allowance of transgender males in the female category."
You’ll remember, last August, when Bethany Hamilton went on Tucker Carlson and hit a wide-range of right-wing talking points – Motherhood, Homeschooling, Marriage, How Social Media is Enslaving your Kids, Christianity and “Men Don’t Belong in Women’s Sports.”
The thirty-five-year-old mammy of four, whose arm was bitten off by a tiger shark in 2003, and which was beautifully described by Matt George in a subsequent profile, said it was the WSL opening the door to T-Girls to competing in the women’s div that shook her out of her island complacency and got her politically active.
The stance cost her a sponsorship with Rip Curl which pivoted to the, as it turned out, not-so-lucrative trans-woman market.
Bethany told Tucker she was speaking for tour surfers who felt muzzled and agreed with Kelly Slater who called for a trans-only div and added she’d boycott events if it went ahead. She also issued a prophecy, predicting Third World men would “suppress hormones” so they could get rich competing against women.
Phew!
Yesterday, as an April 1 prank, or retard test as they’ve come to be known below the line, Bethany Hamilton told her 2.4 million fans that she’d been made CEO of the World Surf League and that her first order of biz was to get the trans-gals out of the women’s div, a job easier than you think ’cause only the gorgeous Sasha Jane Lowerson neé Andrew Egan anywhere near a women’s div.
“Also,” wrote Bethany, “free speech for the athletes will be reinstated. This will be a great era for professional surfing.”
“I’ve always loved putting on pranks. I do pull off some good ones here and there but this one was really fun, feeling good about this one,” says Bethany Hamilton. “I mean, honestly, I really don’t think I’m the CEO type. I’d rather just be with my children. And, like, this is the most beautiful gift to be a mom. I’d rather just be with my children and like this is the most beautiful gift to be a mom. I’m, like, if anything pulls me away from my children I’m not that interested in it. So, yeah, no CEO for me.”
Thrilled, disappointed?
Who’s in Bethany Hamilton’s camp and who be not?
And where does it place the red-blooded man who is both T-gal friendly and wildly pro family?
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Ugh, what a lame thing to do.
Though jokes and pranks were ment to be funny?
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Jesus really loved making fun of people who were different than him.
can’t even summon a witty reply for that horribly low hanging fruit of an attempted bit of “comedy”.
imagine that being your life, just constantly outraged by things that either don’t exist or will never, ever, have an affect (effect?) on you or anyone you know.
Further proof thst being a decent surfer who charges doesnt make you a decent person.
Trans women in surfing is such a nothing issue while your country is circling the toilet bowl.
Exactly. There is one semi competitive trans surfer in all of surfing and she’s a longboarder where there is no advantage in being male.
Not to mention, she was able to win events pre transition. So, BH’s nonsense argument about transitioning to win women’s events is absurd.
BH is a bigot and no empathy for those different to her. You would think given her history, she would be the opposite. What did Jesus say? something about loving others, even enemies, and treating them with compassion and kindness.
Just because she’s a christian, does not make her intelligent. There are clearly intelligent people of faith, but her speech during this interview was very ‘valley girl’ esque.
Complaining about having to travel to the Maldives for 13 hours, and her 1 year old having more passport stamps than the average adult, believing kids need less than 2 hours of education a day etc. etc. give me a break. Pro surfers are idiotic and so out of touch with reality.
She’s giving me massive Ruby Franke vibes
Speaking of transitions, moving from an April fools attack on transgenders to you’ll die for your children is a wild transition indeed.
I’m more worried about middle age white women trannying to men so they can get rich in politics and create more and more wealth for the old white men. Can Bethany go after them too !
The transgenders have turned on Newsom. They had a march up our street to his house with a man dressed as a nun along with a bunch of others with flags a couple days ago.
They should have checked the weather because it started pouring rain.
Tbh. Bethany is in Inspiration League With Dimebag Vinnie& Hendrix..🤷🏼♂️
At least the 2nd Beth CEO will stick to nature and the laws of the lord regarding which way to put her fins in. No trans he-she fin swicheroo’s going on for Forward Fin two genders or death Beth.
Edit oi where the live chat at cunce?? I stayed up and racked myself some early 00’s style bikie goey just for the whole shebang-bang.
that’s what I would do
The years have not been kind to young Bethany.
Those anti Vax vaccines peel off the years
really? I mean really?
trashing Bethany for her looks?
35 years old, four kids, author, pro surfer, actress, singer, has a movie about her, totally fit, charges harder than most of us here, got her arm bit off by a shark when she was 13, and all you can do is disparage her for her looks.
She’s no Mrs. Camper, but c’mon man….you can do better.
In case you forgot where you are, everyone’s fair game. That’s why we come back.
It’s not like I said she’s got a head like a horse.
VFC (video frame capture) is the worst, that’s why background actors say m&m&m&m&m
phar lap ?
Giddy up. As someone who has had a fair amount of criticism due to my head thankfully never been on the receiving end of that one.
“free speech for the athletes will be reinstated”
The Return of Bobby Martnez!
bring it on!
We would never be so lucky to be gifted back Bobby. What a gee that man was.
Derek “Don’t be rude to trannies but do call people retards” Reilly showing his software hasn’t yet downloaded the full 2025 progressives-approved language update
so says the man wearing the protective Helmut.
If Dez was using it as a verb, it’s meaning is:
delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
Is Dez twisting trannie progress into the “retard test”?
Retards gonna retard
Since when is promoting discrimination and exclusion a joke?
Grandpa I don’t know how you clambered onto that high horse but you’re going to fall off one day and I hope it hurts
Yeah he needs to kick back and listen to a Nev Nicholls album of truckin songs
Being on the frontlines fighting minority groups is the business of pussies.
Bahahaha “free speech” 🤣🤣🤣