Kelly Slater wins Laureus Lifetime Achievement Award.
Kelly Slater in special oversized suit accepts Laureus Lifetime Achievement Award in Madrid.

Kelly Slater joins Pele and Tom Brady as recipient of rare lifetime achievement award at the “Oscars of sports”

Simone Biles, Rafael Nadal and Carlos Alcaraz thrill to sight of Kelly Slater being inducted into the Pantheon of sport's greats.

A wildly star-packed audience in Madrid has thrilled to the sight of Kelly Slater getting the Lifetime Achievement Award at the 25th anniversary of the Laureus Awards.

The ceremony, which had sports icons Rafael Nadal, Simone Biles, and Carlos Alcaraz in the crowd, also saw Nadal receive the Sporting Icon Award, Simone got the Sportsgal of the Year and pole-vaulter Mondo Duplantis won the men’s.

The Lifetime Achievement Award is a semi-regular accolade given to athletes who’ve made extraordinary contributions to their sport, transcending competition to impact its culture, development, or global reach. It is not awarded annually, making it a rare and highly selective honor.

And Kelly Slater, ooowee, clothes made from turtle offcuts, a wave pool where a single wave costs one thousand dollars and still winning at Pipe in his fiftieth year deserves it more than anyone. 

An aside.

BeachGrit’s tour correspondent JP Currie ain’t in the Slater-GOAT camp.

When we talk about those who are worthy of being called the GOAT, we should be talking about people whose sporting performances have transcended sport. We should be talking about figures who are globally recognised and historically remembered, people who are idolised by children and worthy of that status.

What has Kelly done for the world? What has surfing?

How do you compare his impact to Muhammed Ali, for example?

You could argue we should ignore everything Kelly has done and said outside of surfing, but I don’t think we should. 

At the highest level of sport, the kind of level reserved for people dubbed GOATs, sport influences culture, brings people hope, and instigates change.

Anyway.

Winners are chosen by the Laureus World Sports Academy, a group of 69 retired sporting legends (e.g., Boris Becker, Nadia Comaneci) who vote by secret ballot. The Academy ensures selections are merit-based, free from fan-driven popularity biases.

Recipients receive a Cartier-crafted Laureus statuette, 30 cm tall, weighing 2.5 kg, with 670 g of solid silver and 650 g of gold in the base, symbolising victory across five continents

Since 2000, only 14 individuals have received this award, including Pelé (2000), Steve Redgrave (2001), Billie Jean King (2021), and Tom Brady (2022).

At the ceremony Kelly Slater said,

“As a little kid, I wasn’t sure if people in my area where I was from in Florida could win a world title… and now I look back, and in our sport, we have 22 world titles from my state.”

Slater, who is fifty-three, spoke of the honor of being voted by a committee of athletes, saying, “This is really based on merit and objective order that you’ve done at some point in your career.”

Slater’s Madrid trip included watching a Real Madrid game at Santiago Bernabéu, where he was gifted a jersey by club president Florentino Pérez.

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Live chat, Rip Curl Pro, Day Two

"All right, apart from the live broadcasts, what has the WSL ever done for us?"

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Munich's Eisbachwelle in action.
Munich's Eisbachwelle in action.

World’s most famous standing wave shuttered after horror accident

"A danger to surfers cannot be ruled out. Do not enter."

Before there was Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch, there was Munich’s Eisbachwelle. The famed standing wave that pops up in the Heimliche Hauptstadt’s Englischer Garten has been surfed since 1972 and has hosted competitions, Jamie O’Brien and your imagination. The glorious fantasy of drinking a frosty Paulaner, eating a plate of sizzling bratwurst and reiberdatschi then performing the Huntington Hop in landlocked Deutschland.

Well, the dream is currently shuttered after a horror accident on the Ice Brook. According to witnesses an unnamed surfer went down whilst riding, Wednesday evening, her leash becoming attached to the bottom. Those watching, or waiting their turn, immediately jumped into action but were unable to free her. After thirty minutes, the fire department was able to get the job done and she was transferred to a local hospital in critical condition.

Police closed the area down on Saturday and posted a sign Sunday reading, “A danger to surfers cannot be ruled out. Do not enter.”

Very tragic and hopefully a happy ending but as far as novelty waves go, which one would you actually pay to surf? The Eisbachwelle is at the top of my list due the aforementioned frosty Paulaner, sizzling bratwurst and reiberdatschi plus prinzregententorte for desert.

Very much better than watered down gin and tonic in a plastic cup from Lemoore’s Tachi Palace.

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Crocodile at Macaronis in the Menatwai Islands.
Big ol croc at Maccas.

Mentawai surfing pioneer Martin Daly reports crocodiles at Macaronis

“Surfing with apex predators is not optimal.”

The name Martin Daly rings a few bells don’t it. You might remember him as the skipper of the Indies Trader, the fifty-year-old former salvage boat Marty used to explore the Mentawai Islands, revealing the remarkable archipelago slowly over a decade. 

First with Rip Curl’s The Search movie series and peaking with Jeff Hornbaker’s No Destination and The Hole at the end of the nineties.

These days he’s master of a Pacific alt-universe specifically Beran Island in the Marshals, a twenty-hour sail from Majuro, the republic’s capital city.

Here Daly built an off-the-grid lodge for sixteen people, powered by wind turbines and solar panels. All of the rubbish the lodge creates is processed and all non-biodegradable refuse is taken back to Majuro’s dump furnaces and its recycling centre. He grows watermelons, papaya, tomatoes, kale, catches a ton of fish and even keeps a few hogs.

It’s where Natural Selection played out, if you’re wondering. 

Anyway, back to the Ments. 

Earlier today, Daly posted footage of a crocodile swimming through the Macaronis lineup. 

Rumours of crocs at one of my most favourite waves that I’ve been surfing for over 40 years are rumours no longer. Big fella has been there for quite a while, saw another only slightly smaller one last year at a nearby break. First we’ve seen here , surfing with apex predators is not optimal , they have left us alone up until now but….. 

 

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Confirmation of the sighting at Macaronis was revealed in the comments and, further afield in the Telos, one surfer told of a croc killing a local woman.

Saltwater crocodiles are native to Indonesia and found in Sumatra, particularly in coastal mangroves, estuaries, and rivers.

 

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Chris Hemsworth inside giant Easter barrel
Chris Hemsworth and the surrealism of a tow barrel.

World’s best surfers pay homage to Chris Hemsworth after photos emerge of star in giant Easter barrel

"Backdoor Thor!"

You might’ve heard there’s been a few waves kicking around on Australia’s east coast, another one of them big lows that sits offshore spinning perfectly angled east swells straight into every twist and hook across fifteen hundred clicks of coast. 

And the actor Chris Hemsworth, a Hollywood action hero beloved by DJ Fisher who, in the vein of a young Barack Obama spoke frankly of his desire to bareback the star’s pink-brown hole (“Imagine slapping that fucking arse”) was the star of a recent tow-session with former pro surfers Bede Durbidge and Luke Munro. 

Chris Hemsworth, a well preserved forty-one, modestly dropped a carousel of surf shots on his Instagram account, fifty-eight million followers can you believe, to universal acclaim from the best surfers in the world. 

 

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Italo Ferreira, “Yeah, big boy.”

Tom Carroll, “In the ZONE.”

Gabriel Medina, “Oh shit!”

Nathan Florence, “Mental.”

Kai Lenny, “Haha, that’s insane.”

Strider Wasilewski, “Oh damn…that’s a bomb.”

Citizen cop Joel Parkinson, “Wow!!! Huge!!”

Leo Fioravanti, “Weapon.”

Bed and breakfast proprietor, Matt Wilkinson, “Whaaat.”

Taj Burrow, “No way! Firing.”

Dean Morrison, “I heard you got waves of the day.”

Tow buddy Bede Durbidge, “Charging that hard mate.”

The best comment goes to little Kalani Robb who, channelling DJ Fisher, writes: “Backdoor Thor.” 

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