John John Florence and family in New Zealand.
John John Florence and fam swim with friendly mammals in New Zealand.

Tour truant John John Florence steals show from disastrous El Salvador Grand Slam

“This is the real Dream Tour right here…it sure beats watching the WSL!”

The three-time world champ John John Florence, currently on tour with his little family, wife Lauren and bebe Darwin in New Zealand, has stolen the show from a world surf tour that has dwindled into an irrelevance not seen since its inception in 1976.

No John John Florence, no Gabriel Medina, no Carissa Moore, no Stephanie Gilmore, no firepower, no waves, no interest. In El Salvador, where little waves lap on a brown sand beach and where it’s so damn hot the pro surfers are forced to mask their odours with flowery perfumes as sweat pours down their faces like raindrops, the biggest story has been whether or not Chris Cote is back on the drink.

Anyway, no one’s watching, no one cares. Instead, surf fans have pivoted to John John Florence and fam, currently in New Zealand.

Four months after making it official that he wasn’t going to hit the tour in 2025, yeah he’d take a Pipe wildcard but that was it, John John split to go exploring in New Zealand, a decision made easy by the fact his forty-eight foot gunboat Vela had been sitting dockside there after listing it for sale almost two years ago for $1.3 million American dollars.

John John’s latest couple of posts has the Hawaiian-born multi-millionaire snorkelling with big friendly fish, dolphins, maybe, surfing a riotous sand bottom right-hander, carrying bebe Darwin around on his shoulders, eating cold sandwich meat and watermelon and, at day’s end, sipping Bourbon toddies on the deck of Vela.

A popular refrain in the comments is “This is the real Dream Tour right here” and “The real Dream Tour” and “What a dream life” and “This sure beats watching the WSL.”

Meanwhile, his little brothers, Prince Harry lookalike Nathan and daddy clone Ivan, are back on the road, this time in Chile, singing their own hymns and saying their own prayers.

There are no gloomy silences, no cantankerous Brazilians weeping about a half-a-point spread.

Just the Florences bursting into glory.

RIP WSL.

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Distinguished filmmaker’s Olympic surf documentary finalist for Webby Award!

The People's Voice.

There are the Academy Awards, the Emmy Awards, the Grammy Awards but maybe in this, our digital future, none is as important as the Webby Awards. Founded in 1996, the online award is the most important for those who operate in this space.

“From humble beginnings,” the Webby Award website explains, “The Webby Awards has become the undisputed top honor for Websites and Mobile Sites; Video & Film; Advertising, Media & PR; Apps & Software; Social; Podcasts; AI, Immersive & Games; and new this year, a dedicated suite of honors for Creators! And just as the Web is a critical tool for every area of life today, The Webby Awards remains the most important and relevant award honoring achievement in interactive media.”

BeachGrit, it must be noted, has never been nominated. Emmy Award-winning filmmaker Paul Taublieb has, though, and today his Olympic surf documentary Teahupo’o Surf Camp is a finalist for the most august People’s Voice Award.

The documentary trailed Alan Cleland Jr. from Mexico, Hawaii’s Cody Young, Costa Rica’s Leilani McGonagle, Peru’s Lucca Mesinas, Sol Aguirre also from Peru, New Zealand’s Billy Stairmand, and Tiara van der Huls from the Netherlands as they chased five-ring fortune.

Notably absent from the cast was Brazil’s Filipe Toledo who had the distinction of once scoring a 0.00 heat total at The Place of Skulls.

In any case, the documentary is currently first place in voting besting “Evolution of the Black Quarterback, Full Court Press, Beyond Flags and Invisible Game.

Swing in and lend your support here.

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Connor Lyons (pictured) after a 17th place finish at the Oakberry Tweed Coast Pro.
Connor Lyons (pictured) after a 17th place finish at the Oakberry Tweed Coast Pro.

WSL surfer and coach Connor Lyons pleads guilty to 29 child sex abuse charges

"The only way to keep the community safe from you is to keep you locked up.”

Four months ago, or thereabouts, the very small surf world was exposed to the ugliest surf-adjacent story of the year. World Surf League surfer and popular Sunshine Coast surf coach Connor Lyons, 26, had been charged with the indecent treatment of children spanning a fourteen month period. The tales were disturbing and yet police granted him bail on the strict conditions that he have no contact with children under the age of sixteen, no attending venues frequented by children and no coaching children under seventeen.

Well, the current number 48 on the World Qualifying Series used the free time to sprint to his mother’s house and furiously delete a trove of child exploitation material from a device. He admitted his actions to police and shared that he also looked at child pornography online and had been engaging in forbidden contact since 2018. He was subsequently locked back up over the pleas of his lawyers, who claimed he needed help.

Magistrate Rodney Madsen, however, disagreed, telling Lyons, “there’s absolutely no way you’re getting bail. There’s probably nothing any magistrate could do to make you less of a risk to kids.The only way to keep the community safe from you is to keep you locked up.”

The total charges against him ballooning to 29, the most serious carrying a 20 year prison stint.

Hours ago, the case was quickly settled as Lyons appeared via audio-visual link from custody, dismissed his lawyers and plead guilty. He will return to court this Thursday for a committal hearing wherein the judge will decide his fate.

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Chat Live: Day Five of the Surf City El Salvador Pro!

It's the never ending story!

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Behind the scenes of the Pipeline showdown that broke Kelly Slater

“Before I go in the water I make sure I’m ok with losing.”

The surf film god Jack McCoy spent two years back in the early 2000s making a surf documentary called Blue Horizon that would do two things: confirm the legend of Andy Irons and show, for the first time before or since, a version of Kelly Slater riven by vulnerability.

At a broad stroke, Blue Horizon contrasts the lives and philosophies of two of the world’s top surfers at the time: Hawaiian-born Andy Irons, a wildly competitive surfer driven to win world titles and Dave Rastovich, able to draw cheques without surfing in any damn contests, a man famous for his environmental activism and endowed with a level of surfing that is as immaculate as his coca butter skin and glowing smile.

Blue Horizon follows Andy Irons during his campaign to defeat Kelly Slater and win the ASP World Title, which he did in 2002, 2003, and 2004.

And it’s that rivalry that draws the viewer into the closing sequence of the film, the 2003 Pipe showdown that broke Kelly Slater.

Los Angeles born McCoy, who is seventy-six and who’s been in rough health with an unspecified illness the past few years and speaks with a ragged whisper, had broken his ankle two days before he was supposed to hit the North Shore for the 2003 Pipeline Masters.

He called Ben Davies, a Bondi surfer and documentary maker back when he was a young shooter on the make and three years before he’d roll into the big-time with the eighteen-season worldwide hit Bondi Rescue.

Told Ben, you’ll stay in the Billabong house, I’ll pay you a weekly rate and here’s a letter introducing you to Kelly Slater who’s staying a few doors down in one of the houses at the Johnson’s Pipe compound.

Ben took his letter over to Kelly whom he found “super charming but closed to having a camera in his face weeks out from the world title showdown.

“It took me a little while to realise that he was charming me to get on his program. At first I thought, what a nice guy, he’s so friendly and at the same time after meeting Andy, thinking, Andy is pretty raw and brusque even offensive. If it wasn’t for the insight from Occy, Parko and Taj who were staying at the house, I would’ve found Andy hard to deal with. But I warmed to him. There was no BS about him. He was as raw and honest and pure and unadulterated as possible. Andy was this untamed good hearted, good spirited beast.”

Meanwhile, Kelly didn’t want to be in the movie. Wanted to focus on beating Andy. At the same time, when Andy heard that Ben was going to follow him around he told him, “No, that’s not going to happen.”

“He was open to an interview here and there but not being followed around. That’s what I was there to do and I needed to convince him. That was in our first meeting. Immediately, Kelly saying no, Andy saying, no, no, no. But what I had was the name Jack McCoy. It carries a lot of weight so I was sorta in. It wasn’t a cold door knock for either of them. It was what I was proposing that was the problem, filming, observing during the world title climax.”

Ben put his mini-DV camera down for a few days and started hanging with Andy and Kelly, separately, figuring if he could show ‘em he wasn’t going to throw ‘em down the well, they’d give him access.

“The more I hung around with Andy, the more he realised, this guy’s ok. The door opened wider and wider and by the time my girlfriend turned up on the North Shore we’d go off and play tennis with him and his girlfriend, surf Waikiki together. Andy was the sorta guy that if he didn’t want to do something he wouldn’t try and make excuses. He’d tell you he wasn’t doing it. And I respected that raw honestly.

“And, then, with Kelly, he was the ultimate charmer. He was saying no but then at the same time having me over for breakfast with him at his house every other day, inviting me over to to talk about stuff unrelated to surfing. Very interesting, tangential conversations. Then, eventually, I put it to him: you’re Kelly Slater. You’re focused on winning a world title. And if that happens, and you expect it will, you can’t turn around later and say, hey, can get those moments in the movie? The moment’s passed. Here’s the opportunity now to get it. If we don’t, the moment is lost forever. If you believe you’ll win, take advantage of it. Then he said, ‘Yeah, cool, let’s do it.’”

Ben says he told Kelly and Andy, “All I’m doing is making a faithful representation of both your seasons here in Hawaii and nothing else. Not being part of the surf industry there was no fear of fallout later if someone didn’t like me. If someone was going to lose I wasn’t going to sugarcoat it because there was no consequence for me later. I just had to stick to my word and be faithful to events. And make sure I did a good job for Jack who’d been a hero of mine for years.”

Viewers of the film will remember a few things.

There’s a heated-up Andy telling Ben he’s going to ruin Kelly’s pretty picture. There’s Kelly saying the North Shore was secretly gunning for him and not AI.

Those quotes didn’t just appear. Ben was smart enough to relay comments back and forth between the two that would provoke compelling vision for the film.

“It didn’t take much to get Andy going,” says Ben. “Andy was in that boxer mentality, wanting to go in and destroy. Classic journalist style. Kelly makes a comment and then you take it back to Andy for his right of reply. And then Andy would say, ‘Kelly won’t be welcome back here on the North Shore’ and Kelly would be, like, ‘That’s bullshit.’”

Kelly’s vulnerability became evident when he admitted to visualising losing to reduce the enormous pressure. It was part of the game of an Australian ironman. The theory was if you can get a little steam out of the blood pressure, you go into the contest with a clearer focus and that should turn into winning.

“I bought it myself at the time. If you talk to a mindset coach now, you’d never do that,” says Ben. “You risk manifesting the opposite outcome and your belief in winning is corroded and impacted by that.”

The peak moment of the sequence in the film is Kelly Slater, who has just lost the world title and the Pipe Masters crown to Andy, weeping alone in the Johnson’s outdoor shower, at least before big bro Sean swings over and consoles him, while Andy and Lyndie and Bruce and the Wolf Pack whoop it up next door.

The sequence was shot by a young Billabong filmer Jay Lancaster who was told by Jack McCoy, don’t let Kelly out of your sight. Jack told Ben the same thing about Andy.

“That was a very powerful moment in competitive surfing. A lot of history,” says Ben. “And it’s funny. When I ran into Kelly a year or two later in Sydney we had a beer together and I asked him, ‘How did you feel about your representation on screen? And he thought about it. Looked at me. Said, ‘It was fair. It was fair.’ Despite the outcome Kelly didn’t try and withdraw consent to us showing him at his most vulnerable, which says a lot for his character.”

“I never saw Andy again but I remember the nickname he gave me for staying on his case that winter: Shadow.”

Jack McCoy is touring Blue Horizon coast to coast, Perth to the Gold Coast and most places in between, through April and May. You know Jackie’s shows are good, he’s gonna talk story before each screening.

Check dates and buy tickets here.

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