Cliff Kapono as captured by Arto Saari
Cliff Kapono as captured by Arto Saari

Vice drops epic short documentary on the “smartest surfer in the world!”

Introducing the one, the only Cliff Kapono.

Three, or such, months ago, I had the honor of heading up to Laguna Beach, California, in order to catch the premier of “The Smartest Surfer in the World: Cliff Kapono” which just so happened to be an episode in Vice’s Let it Kill You series.

Now, like you, I was only vaguely aware of the film’s subject and mostly through his appearances during World Surf League broadcasts wherein he would come into the booth and talk about intelligent business. Kapono, as you maybe know, is a native Hawaiian and very talented surfer who went on to get his PhD in chemistry, or some such, from the University of California, San Diego.

In the booth he seemed wise and adroitly managed the jibber-jabber shooting forth from Turpel and co’s gurgling lips but it was difficult to get a sense of who he really was and what he was really about.

Enter Vice.

The Let it Kill You series began exclusively featuring skateboarders as “a potent cluster-bomb of epiphanies, inspiration, freedom, poignancy, paint and shredding.” Kapono, though, a unique enough figure to require his own chapter.

I went, as stated, and learned much about the thoughtful and humble man and strongly recommend watching in its entirety.

Enjoy.

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Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago

I watched it. A solid effort.

Would love to get some funding for the ocean scientists here in the Caribbean fully chart our dying reefs. They’re truly in trouble.

Jen See
Jen See
1 year ago

vice still exists. i did not know this.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
1 year ago

He wasn’t that smart the time I saw him running past me at the bottom of the cove because he lost his leashless twin fin. On a solid swell. On high tide. And getting dark.

Barnycle
Barnycle
1 year ago
Reply to  Sean Connery

That’s because of his time spent in San Diego. Standard SD things.

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
1 year ago

big island is amazing but surf not the best..

Waxingfitzgibbous
Waxingfitzgibbous
1 year ago

Pretty sure Kelly is the smartest, with his knowledge surpassing that of Doctors.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

Spelt with a silent P

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
1 year ago

Skimming headlines I read this as “Worlds smallest surfer”
maybe an idea for a future piece ?

snapper
snapper
1 year ago

He’s one of the more educated surfers…but smart…that would have to be a tossup between Mitchell Salazar and Kaipo Guerrero😜

pipspuss
pipspuss
1 year ago
Reply to  snapper

Kaipo for sure. Climbing that ladder of success.

deeks
deeks
1 year ago

Hey I thought I was the smartest suurfer ! because I don’t know any suurfers any more

@surfads
@surfads
1 year ago

“Oh Cliff / Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if / You really are a cliff / When fascists keep trying to push you over it! / Are they the lemmings / Or are you, Cliff?”

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
1 year ago

Unless Derek says ‘essential’ it’s not worth watching

Stick man
Stick man
1 year ago

He’s got nice tits lol

RQ.
RQ.
1 year ago

he is always great when they get him on the mic.
will check this out. thought vice had folded.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
1 year ago
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Jack John Johnson
Jack John Johnson
1 year ago

Smarter than Com Turren?

Anon
Anon
1 year ago

Being the smartest surfer in the world is akin to being the most progressive christian fundamentalist

Skippy
Skippy
1 year ago
Reply to  Anon

Did they think that the title was a compliment?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
1 year ago
Reply to  Anon

The fattest skateboarder that can kickflip.
Xox

Mike
Mike
1 year ago

The man bun is his only glitch I guess… what a shame, could have reached perfection.

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
1 year ago

And all this time I was operating under the belief that the person with the advanced degree in Linguistics was the smartest person in surfing.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

Me too. Tear eye emoji.


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