"As if I couldn’t dis-like these contraptions enough already..."
Surfers came out in droves, on Instagram, to demand justice after a runaway e-foil was filmed terrorizing a lineup somewhere tropical (I think). The machine, sans rider, at first does some donuts while two floating onlookers look on. It then rights itself and does a cool air before going back to donuts. There are no visible surfers though maybe a bodyboarder or two but surfers online considered the bloodbath that might have been and grew increasingly furious.
Things started relatively light onewheelsouthafrica suggesting, “Even if they were racing, it’s an open area, not like closed off race track, so surely there needs to be some form of kill switch. If someone in the general vicinity get injured, that gives foiling a bad reputation and gives ammunition to people wanting to ban foiling from certain locations.”
Funkiture took it up a notch, pondering, “I never understood why this kind of machine was allowed it’s so dangerous.”
Pszantho had no time for musings and hammered, “This activity and sport should be FORBIDDEN!!!”
Craigdebeauv piled on, “As if I couldn’t dis-like these contraptions enough already. No soul. No place in a line up around regular swimmers surfers body boarders.”
Joostgolsteyn suggested, “Forbid efoils.”
Essentialfoamwerxhawaii took the opportunity to trash longboarders and sips, while the getting was good, tossing up, “Yes and all longboarders and sips should wear a leash.”
But now that you’ve had much time to think, what is your opinion on e-foils?
you tease! ~teehee~
Wouldn’t it be from the bottom up? xx
Idk. Lots of builds with wacky layouts and weird lighting. And oddly a weird amount of bathrooms that had the switch outside instead of instead the bathroom… and the separate toilet room from bathroom is properly retarded.
I’m sure your builds are ace. In all truth in California builders rush projects now and let the buyers deal with loose ends and finishes that aren’t done properly. Shame.
This is the danger of having the name Negatron
This is a perfect display of the sheer ignorance one has come to expect from you, SC.
I suppose your screen name is a giveaway, but you are perhaps the stupidest motherfucker I’ve ever encountered in over 10 years on BG. Rejoice in this achievement!👏
You know what he hardest thing about riding an e-foil is?
Xox
The ridiculous amount of $$ it costs to get one?
No.
Xox
Trying to talk dudes into checking out the inside of your sprinter while riding by at 30mph?
Exactly. Almost.
Xox
Waiting for people to ask you about it in carpark?
They didn’t get funding.
They also never paid up to wozzle for last year, which is likely the real issue.
Sad though that it comes down to money and not the best waves.
There’s no footage / link doesn’t work, therefore it isn’t real.
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Thats hawt.
Event is OFF for the day. Team, we finally have better news on the Forecast for the Weekend. Later this morning we’ll send a Call for the next few days and the plan ahead.
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They’re going to pull it off. 😮💨❤️
Merch and cappucino makers cheering!!
Bonsoy brews all round!
Crosby is so pissed
Oh well. Could be crawling under houses fixing leaking sewer pipes.
You underestimate how few Americans are interested in the trades.
Future millionaires in the rise of AI.
All mexicans
Así es!
Nonsense.
There are plenty of white folk in the trades. Most electricians, plumbers, hvac, cabinet makers, tile-setters, and door-hangers are white. With 30+ years as a cabinet and door maker, I see it firsthand. On the Maui job I just completed, the tile-setters were Ukrainian.
Except the trade situation on the US mainland west coast is WAY different than the Islands. The majority (not all) of the trades are performed by those that used to be laborers. That includes sparky’s, poopie boys, tin knockers, carpenters, tile setters, and millworker installers. The stone and tile trades are dominated by Israelis, Russians, and Armenians.
I’m not referring to the islands, aside from my last project. In SoCal I was a licensed contractor for 25 years. The trades and the people who perform them are something I know well.
Are there more Mexicans in the trades now? Absolutely. The trades I mentioned, however aren’t predominantly done by Mexicans… not by a longshot.
No surprise there.
Most (but not all) American millenials are sissies.
I’m here for the playground insults lolol. It’s true though. Corporate is how a mate described it to be once. Something I liked was how handy/fix-it oriented people were in Aus
well thats good news
You’re a WSL team rider? My condolences.
Tour fluffer.
That might be worse.
They should change it to a foil comp
the shopping in downtown Raglan is going off and all the restaurants are busy.
Long Tom can find a good steak at the hotel and the cafe by the butcher…. happy boy that lad.
Four Square has a special on pies too…. owwwwwweeeeee
Hip Tip, pass on the chinese place or pay the price all night ( I barely walked back to my place last time before I exploded)
It’s so sunny, so fun to be here, great atmosphere.
Team, event will be OFF tomorrow and the next day, Wednesday and Thursday, May 20th & 21st.
Next Call update will be Thursday afternoon.
21 heats to go. The maximum number of Normal Heats we can run here in one day is 16, so we still need 2 days to complete the event.
At this stage, on the Forecast, it seems that Saturday/Sunday could be the best options w/ Monday as back up.
“We” who is this “we” is negs a WSL stooge ?
Just drop that you’re tight with the most connected guy with the WSL, our mate SC and the red carpet gets rolled out.
Im not tight with that cunt ,you cunt.
That’s obnoxious.
I wonder who would be liable, the rider or the brand?
Poor JP. Maybe its time for a new hobby. Guy can’t catch a break.
Reminds me of this classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nStQdGkcA8
Guy driving the red GSE is a legend.
That was epic viewing.
I really loved how it kept circling back on its victims with the tenacity of a Bull Shark. Like a video meme or something.
Seriously though how great would it be to unleash a remote controlled version of this like an Ukrainian attack drone on your overcrowded local?
This should be a thing.
If someone will provide the foil, I’ll happily film for the BG faithful at Doheny.
Game on challenge accepted.
The rage would be magical!
20 years ago some kids got a scuba tank and a fake shark fin and started surfacing the fin near the takeoff zone during an ISF or NSSA contest at Seaside Reef.
Maybe I missed it on here but, did anyone notice that JJF bought a new boat? Stepped it up to 60′ vs the 46′ of his previous boat (Falcor/Vela). New one appears to be carrying the same name as the previous.
New addition for a new kid and two more years off tour?
Except for guest appearances there is no way he is ever going back on tour.
Would have been epic to see him dual Gabe this year. Once we hit Tahiti and Fiji it’s a one way blowout with Gabe lapping the field
Duel
How did you celebrate Cole’s first heat win of the year Gwen? Bottle of rose?
She prefers Pinot
He looked good in that recent footage surfing NZ slab..