Today, Cloudbreak begins. Those on the bottom half of the draw hoping beyond hope to scrape through to upper rounds in order to cement a future place on the vaunted World Surf League Championship Tour. Those commenting, you, dreaming of a new timepiece around wrist that will cement your “look.” Best turn of phrase, today, wins a Vaer watch. Bring game.
Live Chat Day 1 of the Fiji Pro: The Little Hand Says it’s Time to Rock ‘n’ Roll
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Deeks is winner of first day Vaer. Email contact into to [email protected] and congratulations!
So obviously they framed Mork for it ..typically..or…
The most facetious, facile & self conceited lie I have ever heard in the last 5 minutes.
you’ve been to the wrong zones in the Atlantic then
beer is easy top 10 life enhancer
Tomorrow is little Pips day. Fun as fuck for most but right on his outer limit and he will be pumped and claiming like a mad cunt. Hear the little lion ROAR!!!!!
Today was Erin’s day
That was fuckn sick
Pip should be blasting this tonight but the pussy cunt is probably a Swifty
Says a dude not even really aware of Fugazi haha bless ya you silly goose.
Xox
Ive been aware that they suk since forever
Hahaha oh dear Bexy, geez we have fun 🙂
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This is what dear little Pip will be blasting before his heat if any of yous are wondering.
So will the wild card to Trestles be a dark skinned immigrant just to balance out all the white fella locals in recent events.
So who won COTW(D)?
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I did
I am the Time Master who Watches everything
Hello Moderator
I donated my Time Keeper to the Victims of Violence through the Beach Grit Foundation.
Maybe you can give a hand, or a finger…
Deeks with his BG telephone post I reckon. Funny as fuck
Thanks mate. Here to serve.
Yeh fucking hats off brother that was fucking epic hahaha. Toss that shit heap over to some cunt on stab though ay
The horse has breached the stables & now glue.
It was okay. Perhaps pre meditated, like one of mine was.
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Nope. Off the top of my head. So there
Btw miss universe is on . Not reef but pretty good with the sound down
It’s my fucken watch cunt ! Look at what you have turned us into !!!
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What happened to Pinchy? Was he banned or did he just win the watch and retire?
Overdosed on his glass barby and pokey bum cry wank, rip.
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Hectic. Oiii dear DNuts did you notice how cunts weren’t upvoting as much as usual today like I did when I just browsed through the comments then? If that is a tactic to win a shit cunt watch then they should be banished beyond the wall and forced to let Pinchy root their bum holes for the rest of their sad, sellout days ay. The Live Chat is sacred and the last core zone in surfing and shall not be turned
I dunno why you gotta ruin stuff like this when I already won…
Nothing beats this…
“Like Beach Grit through the hourglass, so are the Waves of our lives”
It was an obvious winner even before the music came on. Derek and Chas have signed up for voice overs already.
And I donate MY, NO MINE , IT’S FUCKN MINE Watch, that I rightfully won, to the newly founded “Beach Grit Foundation”
Present it on my behalf, to any kid or anyone affected by such unnecessary stupid violence, such as the Bondi massacre, or school shootings in the US, with an engraving….
“IT TAKES TIME”
That is how everything gets better…
I am honored to share my time with you all
Thankyou
Edits of Scunt ripping in soft focus.
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so paranoid cunt , come on !!!
apparently I should have hung in there for the comments instead of doing dumb shit like work and kids ,ha
Haha fuck has he disappeared again?
I thought he just passed out
Advertisers prob don’t like racist cunts and incels
All his comments have been wiped and I was wondering if it was by Dogsnuts balloon knot?
Probably him.
Cunt has to see himself in the mirror every now and then I guess and nerfs it till next time.. Tomorrow probably
Dunno what cunts like that get out of it all, just like SCUM
Goes that step too far for no reason.
WHY?
hahahahaha! How much trouble are you in for posting these?
You can’t see the cunt’s head can you?
Michael Keaton Bat Cunt
Sick wave at curret tour stop FIJI
Sorry Bat Cunt…
No, can’t see his real face. His anonymity is intact.
Dunno what his problem is.
And no toothpaste was needed haha
Look at me post up top, what happened with Pinchy?
Fuck knows? prob passed out
He started posting crap then just disappeared
Oiiiii cunt what have ya done? Sofa will never be able able to speak to me the same way now she has seen me beer belly. Fuck you dickhead haha
Maybe stop trying to smuggle a carton down ya shorts and do multiple trips ya cunt.
Sofa is the only one that saw..
oops
Sorry again mate…
There are 3 deleted posts so I dont even know what you put up haha
I believe only 4 people currently know you are a BatCunt
I will submit an enquiry at your request.
Your ticket number is 18756434
we are currently serving ticket 2132
NEXT
Cunt will get over it.
He is more squeak than bite….
Anyway… He posted em first at the end of the day.
That is just one…
nanananananana BATMAN
Very nice!
Definitely some steeze
Thank you Sofa thats very kind. I have kept my side of the deal so lets see these tango shots ay!!
Steezy McSteezballs. Any good shots of me and I am somehow flapping haha.
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I agree
It is a new word for me.
Who woulda thought the cunt is so shy?
Is it some Aussie tall poppy bs?
Its cuz I was riding a pretty long board that day so that shot makes me look shorter than I am!!
The batman ears add a few inches.
I should have worn it as boardies then haha
hahaha… and on that note, goodnight!
“I ALSO FIGHT CRIME, BATCUNT LIKES BARRELS…”
What Steeze?
I had to search it, and it makes sense. A cool new word for me… Steezer,Steezing, Steezed etc…
Or you mean Strayan Cunt.
When anonymous he will WOOF his head off,
but in reality this is what you get
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Deleting now
Did I win the watch???? https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Holy fuckn shit cunt!
I don’t wanna state the obvious, but there ARE limits.
It is only a watch man
There are no limits. I asked me mate with no arms. Said it was harmless. Who needs a watch anyway. Every cunts got a phone.
Does he get on the piss?
I hope you don’t call him legless too…
When hes drunk. Yes. Hes a cunt in a shout.
Pound for pound, Brooksy is the power surfers power surfer!!
She could take out some tonnage of iron ore with that jaw too
Sarry Squaring Up
Joe should were a Cholo Beanie & Top Buttoned Flannet & speed dealer Specticles
Told you cunts Ethan was winning this thing ay
Erin sent it
that was sick
Not many mozzies in that tube to shoo away
Anyway cunt, what would you know ya old Steezer?
You searching for a Yeti for you Steez too?
10 from me CUNT, I mean BAT CUNT
Shhh
Stop taking advantage of the fact you know I am now home and well lubricated. We MAY show Sofa tomorrow as she instigated this and it will force Bog to put up a real tango action shot hahaha
Lord hear my prayer.
I can do it now if ya want
What is the time limit?
Reply to Sofa 5 mins then delete BatCunt?
or as soon as Sofa says “Seen it”
then delete it..
Is the 2-3-2 -3 in the booth Camera focus clunky as fuck?
Dear WSL, I know you’re reading this. How about commentary without producers yappin’ in the ear via headset of the droids. #loosetheheadset
It is obvious my comment was the best.
I have no need for a Watch though, as I have no concept of Time.
Thanks everyone, I knew I would win.
I am happy to pass it on to people that need it more.
“Like Beach Grit through the hourglass, these are the Waves of our lives.”
Follow with the music we all know
Give it to hippy so he knows how long he’s got
Hippy asks other’s for the time of day
There is a better donor
And he can time his steaks perfectly
As someone who suffers ADHD terribly I actually really need a watch. So time blind.
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