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Just caught up with the highlights from today after work and shocked to see how bad the Sheilas were again. They appear just completely and blissfully unaware of just how fucking lucky they are to be gifted such an opportunity to make a good living in a “sport” where sponsor money has almost completely dried up and really talented male surfers are just turning to doing a trade or whatever to make ends meet. Fuck the equal prize money thing but they are just taking up a huge part of events and swells that are in short supply and make events virtually unwatchable.
Now before the usual suspects start accusing me of being sexist or whatever just remember I am from a female dominant family and fucking love women. I am a single dad to an 11 year old girl who I love more than life itself and have twin nieces who I absolutely adore as well. I also have good female friends, one of whom is an ex world champ who surfs a heap with one one of my nieces and what might surprise some of the woke cunts on here is they actually share exactly the same view as me.
The good females I know want to be treated with respect but fucking hate getting special treatment or excuses being made about poor performances and this is exactly the way I am trying to raise Mini. Look at our own Sofa Surfer on here. She’s the only female down here and more than holds her own with her wit and humour and I imagine would be hated to get treated any different?
The fucking constant excuses from the commentary team and some of the name labelling softcocks down here is embarrassing and has to stop if we all genuinely want to see the ladies on tour improve in heavy waves. Sorry for the rant gang but its a topic that is very close to my heart and Im just fucking sick of all the excuses, as Im sure the proper ladies on tour are as well
Sorry about that SC
For what beautiful?
the girls are getting better year after year, but there’s still only a handful that can really get shacked at “might kill you” waves.
You are correct, SC, I don’t expect nor desire special treatment here. In my real life, I sometimes need help getting things off top shelves or lifting heavy items.
The past few years, I have really enjoyed watching Caity and Molly charge, Carissa too. A few others are showing promise. They will need continued access, if they are to improve. But I agree they have been difficult to watch at this event.
Performances so bad even Jesse was compelled to crack the wall of positive noise a couple times. Yes, there are improvements YoY, etc etc, but this has felt uniquely regressive.
Lmao
Well, everybody else can roll up their kneeling mat.
Can’t help tragics – they’re beyond salvation.
You’ll fall on your own sword. But it’s only little so you’ll be ok.
Thank God that Slater Revival Fest is over.
All you Kellytards can roll up your kneeling mats, pack away your gel and head off to the bathroom and have a fucken good gargle.
Cheers and go Jackboi !
Remember before the event started and everyone was saying my beloved Sweet Cheeks was shit out there? Then Old Baldy got a few lucky ones against Gabe who was suffering after some bad news and everyone couldn’t stop sucking him off and saying best Evers and all that wank? Well have a look at the draw now and tell me who’s still in the quarters and who is probably back in his room ignoring his latest weirdly named grom haha yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewing
I resemble that remark.
Lol
You sound like damaged goods Pinchy.
We get you don’t like girls, and are a racist cockroach.
How fuckn old are you, and tell the truth for once in your life…
Every cunt here remembers shit mate
Absolute fire and the calm roasting the place needs.
Xox
Good advice. At least we all now know who we are speaking with
Italo is winning
dogshit
In-N-Out Burger.
I would spend a fortune at In-N-Out.
First place I would go to fresh of the plane and load up on Double Doubles and Animal Fries and “Secret” Menu shit.
Fast food has gotten SO BLOODY EXPENSIVE HERE, and it is neither Fast or Cheap. So it is never on the menu.
I think the same thing is happening to all you cunts in the US too. While the rich get richer and your president learns about Groceries and thinks he made up the word.
They have had some Pop ups here in Oz, for the sole purpose to keep their trademark I think.
Endless lines
Is Jack OK? That interview was like he’d lost someone dear to him
Weird as fuck hey.
Everyone else gets what seems like a 5 min interview, while Jack was just somewhere else completely.
She is a Multiple World Champion
The 14 year old was known as Miss Teahupoo and took her down
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Not as Pinchy..
at least you are sticking to this one like shit to a blanket
Good on you
What are you actually diagnosed with?
What happened to Tyler Wright?
Did she get beaten by a 14 year old?
She looks so happy
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She found the “Turbo” setting on her vibrator –
Well done everybody, we all deserve tomorrow’s stellar finish. How good is surfing.
Xox
Good moderating Dogsnuts.
You kept everything running smoothly, even at the peak commenting times
Thank you my lovely mate, you’re the best mod I’ve ever had. In saying that I’ve only ever had one other one who thought I was a proper cunt haha
Except for that one time when you both got along like a house on fire talking about Tradie work and Ex wives.
Sooooo close, yet it all untangled so fast in rapid decay and we all got left with this Negapet
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I was talking about Groundswell!!
In my opinion Groundswell was the best Mod ever.
Sorry Dogsnutz and Negs
He was fucking epic
Pretty sure he would have a lingering sustained neck injury from just shaking his head and looking the other way.
But he still put out the well deserved bans, as we both know
He is honestly one of me favourite seppos of all time. He would go to bed and pissed idiots would put up porn vids involving donkeys and he would wake up just freaking the fuck out hahahaha. It was like the glory days of the ASP tour before the Weird Seppo League took it over and turned it into a feminist and gay movement. That dear old fella deserves a medal and drinks for life for the shit we put him through hahahaha
Yeah thank you, try to reign in Thirsty Thursday a touch though legend!
Xox
Got a bad feeling we could all be as disappointed as the last Sheila I rooted with the conditions tomorrow. Could be small and uneventful which funnily enough is what she said to me when I asked her how it was
At least it won’t be as bad as “The Incident”
Hahahahaha sssssssh that is for the private club to know only!!!
Do you have an Only Fans to pimp?
I had a mate psyched to convince this hotty to do anal and he put his knob in and she shit absolutely everywhere.
Xox
Holy Shit Dogsnuts
Moderator is off duty
Or was it just regular shit
Just reporting on the perils of life mate, be safe out there.
Xox
Ha,mate. A sheila invited herself over late Tuesday night expecting some action and we didn’t gel. She didn’t give me a hell proper stiffy especially after wrapping me old fella up, made her cum few times despite it all and even managed a round off my self surprisingly. Why do some women expect the ultimate foreplay as if we should be so grateful and in return all they do is rip at your shaft and pubes and mash your balls?
Anyway, I’m being a saint for a bit it is not worth it.
Xox
Hang on what is this crazy thing about Sheila’s having orgasms, you’re joking ay. And what is this foreplay thing you speak of, is that when ya buy em a drink or dinner before ya get down to business?
Haha, which reminds me of my favourite joke. How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares.
Xox
No its going to be better.
Past your bed time Pinchy
Go get some fuckn Taco Bell
Is that the polite way of saying go play with the traffic dickhead?
Haha Pinchy wouldn’t last 2 minutes in “The Old Days”
How wild is this, cunt. Banned for Food talk
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Where’s Gwen gone? I’m gunning for that bitch now haha
Bring it on ya poofter
Only joking Gwen, youre one of me favourites. Mainly cuz ya reckon its somehow acceptable to call waves 7 ta 9ft haha
Moni Moniz
Italo
don’t care
Robbo better fucking win
Is Flick down to cross her legs to the other side or nah