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Brazilian bodysurfer stuns world by riding giant wave at notorious Hawaiian outer-reef Jaws, “Kalani goes into the ocean where fish are afraid!”

Kalani Lattanzi belongs to the knuckle-duster-in-your-face school of surfing!

A Brazilian bodysurfer, Kalani Lattanzi, has stunned the world by taking on Maui outer-reef Pe’ahi, aka Jaws, with just a pair of swim fins, a hand plane and a tight-fitting pair of trunks that barely contain, let’s be frank, the hatbox that is his loins.

Lattanzi, who is twenty-seven, and who now lives on Maui, gathered all his virile strength to swim out on November 2, a little after lunch, on the first real Jaws day of the season.

Lattanzi rode three waves before entering and, importantly, exiting the void on the wave filmed below.

He describes the experience as “beautiful” and says it was the best barrel of his life.

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When BeachGrit called, Lattanzi was deep in construction work, three hours or thereabouts to go before he might engage in conversation, although in other interviews he has described Jaws as being a little easier to ride than the devil that is Portugal’s Nazaré.

Last year, Lattanzi released his biopic Kalani: Gift from Heaven, which follows his adventures there.

“Kalani goes into the ocean where fish are afraid,” says one fan.

More to come.

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Captain Wack

Just watched this footage, sick shit. Jamie Mitchell got whaled, he shouldn’t have bailed he was gonna make it

AI (for ever) .

I’m calling that the most environmentally aware surfed wave this century

Snowbored

Gonna be a sequel to that nineties cinematic surf dud….. “In Gods Hand”.

KongDonkey

Lord Mike Stewart, what say you sir? Is tis nobler in the mind, to suffer the slings and arrows of brazillan hand board dominance, or take arms against a sea of giant barrels, and by opposing the hand plane, end them?

paulo de tarso
Huli Opu

Here’s an account by a Bruce Jenkins writing about that January 1998 day the Eddie was called off because Waimea was too big:
About a half-hour before the contest was called off, we witnessed the surreal vision of a man heading down to the shorebreak, flip-flopping his way along in a pair of fins. It was Glenn (Redwings) Whitford, one of Hawaii’s most accomplished and best-known bodysurfers.
Later that day, police would actively restrain anyone from hitting the water. But here, in the early hours, Whitford was granted free passage out of respect. Although some considered Redwings a bit of a flake, he was the man who saved Terry Ahue’s free-floating jet-ski on the hectic day of Donnie Solomon’s death at Waimea in ’95. Between the North Shore and Kauai, Whitford had 27 years of big-wave Hawaiian experience.
The lifeguards seemed to be saying, “Let’s see what he can do.”It wasn’t much. Incredibly, even with his deep dives and powerful kick, Whitford couldn’t even penetrate the shorebreak. He was drifting toward the perilous south corner when he let the waves push him to shore.
Less than a week later, Redwings Whitford was dead. At home in Waialua, according to several friends and reliable sources, he grabbed a shotgun and blew his head off. During the ceremony held at Waimea two weeks later, Whitford was described as an amicable but troubled fellow, given to alcoholism and depression. As someone said, “If he felt that way about life, I’m surprised he didn’t end it at Waimea that day.”

Huli Opu

Hah, I’ve got many small kid memories of my McDonalds trayboarding at Makapu’u. I still have my classic Redwings cleaver that I bust out when the conditions are just right. Redwings was a pioneer handboarder here on the north shore. Here’s a TSJ cover of him before he blew his brains out with a shotgun soon after. RIP Wings https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Huli Opu

Redwings Memorial Contest Point Panic 2011
https://youtu.be/e13EwhsF1X8

Wilbur

So sick. I like this guy because all his videos are raw/no soundtrack. Not just bodyboarding/surfing. Posts some great video of pipe.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Picard Madeoff

Ok, I’ll give him an A for effort, BUT he isn’t Jonah Hill…NEXT!

Dovakin

His Nazaré documentary is pretty cool.

Chazz Michael Michaels

I’m a full on bodysurfing VAL these days.

Fuck it’s good.

More please.

AI (for ever) .

Wsl sponsor said NO

Abscessed Llama

This guy woke up and decided to have a go “Fucking legend”. No inflatable vest. No flotation stitched in his wetsuit… We used to steel the small food trays at an ocean front MaDonalds and slide into the shore pound cylinders. The lip of the trays was curved just right to press your thumb holding the tray under your for arm. Switching hands to go right or left. I’ve always been a legend in my own mind through my fourth decade of riding waves. Entering my fifth epoch now and the surf ego, like a large ballon starts to shrink in the continuous sunlight. This brazo just pokes a hole in it to finish it off!

Wilbur

Fully. We would take plastic trays from one of the many ‘…bertos’ mexican restaurants (Adalbertos, Robertos, Rigobertos, Filbertos, Albertos, Rolbertos) to do some tray sliding. They work perfect cause you could get your forearm on the flat part of the tray and really get your body out of the water. Way better than any hand plane I’ve tried.

Gadoot

We used to put those trays under the rear wheels of a front wheel drive car pull the e brake up and do fake donuts.

Stick man

Balls to the Jaws!

Stephen Wolfram

If forced at gun point to chose my weapon and go out at Jaws I would go with my Churchill’s and when I get smoked I could at least kick for the surface before drowning.

Gino

A Brazilian paddling out by himself??
C’mon..

Abscessed Llama

Thanks for morning laugh!

Heysoos

hand-planes are cheating

Huli Opu

Handboarding is not bodysurfing.

Huli Opu

He’s just a Brazzo booger. Nice Peahi footage though
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Wilbur

That’s not a plane…that’s a BOAT!!

Capt Sensible

Ohh and his film crew

Yomar

Jeezuz! that’s pretty much a perfect bodysurf ride in my book – rigth over the massive foamball and all – hats off dude!

Abscessed Llama

Wonder if he gets a submit in the big wave award?

Gil Gunderson

Or a hefty Prince Albert

Otto

Ha!

Keep the Gorilla Glue away from VONR.

RQ.

well, that was pretty fucking wild.

bruddah

Okay that was super sick.

Otto

If body boarding is “dick dragging”, is body surfing “dick foiling”?


South African superstar Jordy Smith reveals his (almost) descent into COVID-lockdown madness in a Jozi hotel room, “It was as full of the vibrations of power as machines which rout out grooves in wood!”

But only a disdainful pinprick! Surfs first South African winter in fourteen years…

In the second of a series of five-minute films, the South African superstar Jordy Smith, who turns thirty-four at his next birthday, reveals how he and his wife extracted themselves from America just as that country was starting to reek with COVID; a fundamentally grim place to be for a boy and his girl from Cape Town.

A flight to Johannesburg followed by two weeks in a hotel room that had a way of extracting his vitality, like clotting blood; this little airless box soon filled with a combined odour of clam shells, salt marshes and sicking brews, much like an unwashed corpse.

But enough with the niceties!

A thirteen-hour drive and Jordy is home in Cape Town, bobbing like a cork in as good waves as you’ll anywhere in the world.

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“In the South African winter you don’t want to be anywhere else but right there,” he says.

Next episode: Watch Jordan play with danger at Jeffreys Bay!

SILVER LININGS starring Jordy Smith | Episode 2 | O'Neill

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Go-for-broke former world #4 surfer Dane Reynolds releases new riposte to WSL’s “pandering bullshit that’s exploiting surfing!”

"Even when the conditions are shit, riding waves is the best thing in the world," says Dane.

Dane Reynolds, the thirty-six-year-old father of three and former world number four surfer from Bakersfield in California,  has released his latest riposte to what he calls the WSL’s “pandering bullshit.”

The eleven-minute short, called Literally and hosted, ad-free, on Vimeo, is lovingly arranged and contains the flavours of all the local surfers that Dane can draw upon, although he quickly outshines the product. 

“Even when the conditions are shit, riding waves is the best thing in the world,” he writes.

Original and delightful, as always, and, as always, a world away from the culty and churchy WSL. 

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“Psychotic surf dad” kidnaps judge after junior surfing contest dispute!

Surf Dad: The Revenge is a claustrophobic, one-set short that demonstrates a suavely piercing touch of erotic wit and agonised pathos. 

Luke Cederman, the pro-ish surfer, comedian, star of our Once Upon a Time in New Zealand wetsuit film, the screw-footed king of NZ’s most famous lefthand point and proprietor of the Instagram account @raglandsurfreport, has parodied, beautifully, the ghastly notion of the surf dad. 

In the space of three-minutes and thirty-nine seconds, Cederman skewers those daddies who struggle to veil their own uncorked surf dreams.

Surf Dad: The Revenge is a claustrophobic, one-set, two-person short that, quickly, demonstrates a suavely piercing touch of erotic wit (“I’m not going to suck your dick, man!” Cederman, who plays both characters, says) and agonised pathos. 

“Three point five out of ten… you’re just going to sit there tell me that four full bank off the tops… a three-point five?”

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Essential. 

Surf Dad: The Revenge

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VALS strike back! Drop-ins, board-punching, spitting in wild Oceanside surf fight! Pro surfer “jumped and spat on by kooks” vows to take-up Brazilian jiujitsu!

VALS gone wild!

A former NSAA collegiate champion, Jacob Szekely, has released footage of three VALS beating hell out of his board after a flurry of drop-ins etc at Oceanside, California. 

Szekely, twenty-five, and notorious for his own run-ins with the fuzz, boozed assault, theft etc, was with two pals, Tex Mitchell and Liam Gloyd, a little over one week ago draining clips, when three VALS start sawing off pieces of their waves and falling off on top of ‘em.

Words follow, VALS state they’re from Riverside, an inland town eighty-one miles from Oceanside, but surf it regularly and therefore are allowed free movement through the crowd.

Szekely, who lives in nearby Encinitas, has since vowed to take up Brazilian jiujitsu, which may or may not be effective in a ocean environment. 

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Essential.

SURF FIGHT!! 3vs1 (I got beat up!!)

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