Sunset Beach’s “Queen of Crazy” Mason Ho
strokes Ala Moana Bowls in “What kinda pretty dreams you having
wide awake?”
By Derek Rielly
While other surfers balk at the threshold, Mason Ho
leaps over the fence!
In this short from the studio of Riordan Pringle, we see
the thirty-three-year-old Mason Ho, still lithe despite a diet of
candied yams, pistol-whipping Ala Moana Bowls, a summer
time treat out the front of the marina there.
The short is eight minutes long and although the surfing wraps
at 3:50 Ho moves like a ballet prima donna through the
rubber-necking crowd.
Heavy veined and thick with blood.
Essential.
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Dirty Nell puts his processed curls through
the rinse in Scotland!
Hawaii’s queen of crazy Mason “Dirty Nell”
Ho releases final, epic sequence from hair-raising month-long romp
through Scotland, “His eyes are wild, psychotic slits that
bat-dance in your soul!”
By Derek Rielly
A tutorial on how to cling to a flying trapeze,
every fibre at breaking point while trying to postpone the
inevitable fall.
How many times have we seen Mason Ho, the thirty three
year old from Sunset Beach, hissing with pleasure as he
flings his thighs open to throes of the thrill?
In this, the final instalment from Mason Ho’s month-long romp
through Scotland, described in an earlier instance by JP Currie as
like watching “dog chasing its own tail, even if it ends in success
it’s going to hurt”, Mason bombs his biggest challenge yet.
The eighteen-minute edit is a tutorial on how to cling to a
flying trapeze, every fibre of his skin at breaking point while
trying to postpone the inevitable fall, giving an impression of
ease and grace.
Essential.
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Even Ho's bleed!
Mason Ho ditches gloomy Scotland for
rock-and-cock POV tubes on a barely habitable island in Fiji, “I
stick to what the audience needs, which doesn’t really change all
that much!”
By Derek Rielly
Small, busty, doe-eyed Mason Ho courts danger and
adventure in Fiji!
Whatever Reef and GoPro are paying little Mason Ho,
thirty-four years old or close enough from Sunset Beach in Hawaii,
nephew of much-loved world champ Derek Ho, gone too soon, and son
of Pipe Master Michael Ho, brother of Coco if that counts
for something, it ain’t enough.
The last time we saw Mason “Dirty Dick” Ho, he was in Scotland,
where the men are handsome and the whisky is delicious if we dare
believe TERF JK Rowling. There, he wrestled obstinate waves that
wish to cut you from ass to earlobe. In those extraordinary edits,
you can almost hear the urgency in his testicles.
Here, a few days in the life of a haul to Tavarua, that barely
inhabitable rock in the Pacific Ocean, although money has manicured
it to something close to heaven for the Americans who assault it
from March to September, as viewed through his POV lens, with much
attention paid to the Reef shoes that dress his little feet.
Before you turn off, wait for the POV tubes, the drop-in by a
kite-foiler, the hit on the reef that draws blood and flesh from
Dirty Dick’s shoulder.
As always from the studio of Rory Pringle and Mason Ho,
essential.
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A velvety wave free of wrinkles and
wattles.
Mason Ho in his wildest Scottish adventure
yet, “The ghost of Dirty Dick is still in search of Little
Nell!”
By Derek Rielly
More exciting than black cherry melon tips moving
in time to a funky drumbeat.
More, here, from Mason “Dirty Dick” Ho’s month-long
adventure to Scotland, where the men are handsome and the
whisky is delicious if we dare believe TERF JK Rowling.
Hawaii’s Queen of Crazy, who is thirty-three, is like a giant
tomcat glaring at these obstinate waves that want to smash you from
ass to earlobe. Deadly danger, for Ho, always generates his reflex
ferocity to attack, maim and destroy the enemy. You can almost hear
the urgency in his testicles.
You keep rubbing that stick, as they say, and you’re gonna get a
lot more than a spark.
Essential viewing.
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Self-absorption, love, survival.
John John “Big Daddy Body” Florence
releases rare surf edit, “So Long Sucker!”
By Derek Rielly
John John Florence, better than all those other
horned-up lunkheads on tour.
There’s a hint of wildness and pathos in John John
Florence’s rough boy persona, this almost thirty-year-old
two-time world champion with the impervious reputation.
He is the last custodian of the old way, talk softly, carry a
big stick, surf with power and brilliance.
This edit was shot entirely in Portugal, this year the first
time in five years he’s been there. Injuries etc.