Ventura father-of-three and former world #4 Dane Reynolds releases surprise surf video hit of the fall, “A lampoon, a reckoning and a tribute all in one!”
Also starring Ventura super Jew and Israeli Olympian Eithan Osborne!
Even after all these years, Dane Reynolds’ famously corked turns lacerate the heart.
Don’t they?
As he nimbly navigates sections, the daddy-of-three and famously shaggy curmudgeon practically vibrates as he channels anger, apprehension and a sense of foreboding into what is, let’s be honest, superlative surfing.
Very interesting wave at six minutes and nineteen seconds.
Eithan “Never Again” Osborne, meanwhile, is the classic living example of that wonderful old proverb from King Solomon, “A righteous man falls down seven times and gets up.”
Perserverance is everything in surfing and Ethan proves it by keeping pace wth his much-older master.
Essential.
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CBD oil saves Mason!
Watch: A full-blast compendium of brave bull Mason Ho’s most diabolical wipeouts!
Any hole, any pit, for Mason Ho and damn the consequences.
Pleasure, as Mason, who is thirty three, knows, is the first sweetmeat of reason. This short video is a compendium of Mason’s most spectacular wipeouts, all cock, knees, balls, thighs, pussy and belly in a basting of blood, the soap and towels followed by a round of goodbyes.
Mason credits his survival to his use of CBD oil and believes, says his filmer Rory Pringle, that “it’s a big part of why he’s able to handle wipeouts like this.”
Hard not to admire.
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White goes for Boz.
Graphic: Sixteen-foot Great White shark bites off teenage girl’s leg in wild existential tug-of-war with rescuers, “I felt a pop. I thought ‘I hope my leg dislocated because if it didn’t it would be gone’ and I looked down and my leg was gone.”
Here’s a piece of footage, old as the hills, just got spat out on Discovery’s Shark Week again recently, but, god, it’s wild.
American Heather Boswell is nineteen and on a six-month tour working in the galley of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration research ship Discoverer.
Three hundred miles east of Easter Island, Boswell and pals take a day off to swim and snorkel.
Boswell is stalked and hit by a sixteen-foot Great White.
It grabs her leg (“It didn’t hurt at all, it was kind of like a puppy chewing on your finger,” she’ll recall later) as she tries to swim away.
Crew members hold out a broom to pull her in.
“When they were playing tug of war with the shark they reached down and grabbed my arms and pulled me but the shark still had a hold of my left leg,” Boswell would tell Oprah. “There was tug of war and I felt a pop. I thought ‘I hope my leg dislocated because if it didn’t it would be gone’ and I looked down and my leg was gone.”
On the home video we hear screams and as limb separates,
“Oh my God… It took Heather’s leg off.”
Boswell describes the event as “really really rough” and that she “felt like a ragged doll. And then when he brought me back up, I didn’t feel pain then either, all I felt was a pop. The shark bit most of my leg.”
After she was dragged aboard Discoverer the White went after another swimmer who was hanging off a ladder.
A few shots fired by a crew member sent the fish back to whence it came.
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Best tube contender. Don't know who it is, been staring at computers too long, eyes real bad.
Snapt4 is a little different to most surf movies. It offers a hundred gees in prizemoney to the best performances in the film, as judged by red-hot buttons, Taj Burrow, Bobby Martinez and Mick Fanning.
The film stars Mason Ho, Jack Robinson, Clay Marzo, Ultimate Surfer Zeke Lau, Seth and Josh Moniz, Baz Mamiya, little Parker Coffin (the unpretty Coffin brother), Benji Brand, Ian Crane, super Jew Eithan Osborne and sexy as all hell Carlos Muñoz, each surfer risking their balls in the fire ’cause Logan is their friend.
The cash is districted thus, fifty gees for first place, twenty for second, third gets ten, best barrel, ten gees and best manoeuvre ten gees.
“They will have all month to score the sections individually,” says Logan. “The surfer with the highest section total between all three judges wins . This will be announced early December in Hawaii. Until then will let the viewers chime in on who they think won.”
Who y’thinking’s gotta get the cash?
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Kalani Lattanzi clings to the flying trapeze as he's launched across the yawning void.
Brazilian bodysurfer stuns world by riding giant wave at notorious Hawaiian outer-reef Jaws, “Kalani goes into the ocean where fish are afraid!”
Kalani Lattanzi belongs to the knuckle-duster-in-your-face school of surfing!
A Brazilian bodysurfer, Kalani Lattanzi, has stunned the world by taking on Maui outer-reef Pe’ahi, aka Jaws, with just a pair of swim fins, a hand plane and a tight-fitting pair of trunks that barely contain, let’s be frank, the hatbox that is his loins.
Lattanzi, who is twenty-seven, and who now lives on Maui, gathered all his virile strength to swim out on November 2, a little after lunch, on the first real Jaws day of the season.
Lattanzi rode three waves before entering and, importantly, exiting the void on the wave filmed below.
He describes the experience as “beautiful” and says it was the best barrel of his life.
When BeachGrit called, Lattanzi was deep in construction work, three hours or thereabouts to go before he might engage in conversation, although in other interviews he has described Jaws as being a little easier to ride than the devil that is Portugal’s Nazaré.
Last year, Lattanzi released his biopic Kalani: Gift from Heaven, which follows his adventures there.
“Kalani goes into the ocean where fish are afraid,” says one fan.
