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Watch: The Greatest Burn of All Time!

Only in Australia, they say

You’ve heard of Tropical Cyclone Debbie. She hit northern Queensland, then southern Queensland, rained a lot, wreaked general havoc.

But what you maybe haven’t heard, or rather seen, is the best surf clip to come from ol’ Deb. It’s not a grinding barrel or a massive air but rather a drop-in. A burn. Please watch it right meow.

Only in Australia - Flood surfing

And did you see? The Debbie-fueled standing wave? The adept jet-ski handling? The perfect whip and release of the tow rope? The stylish approach to the ledge and subsequent hop down the face? The brutal stiff-arm to his only stand-up competition?

This is, by any measurable standard, the greatest burn of all time. Kelly on Parko at Kirra was nice, but no. This is it.

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Justin Illusion

Probably getting more views than Margs….

Snowbored

Water looks a little filthy. Hope they have their Hep A shots..

Litmus and Chill

It’s Straya! Their born with Hep A.

Neal Kearney

More burned than I got on my “I Surf Better Than Dane” piece comments? Hahaha that was mental!

Caroline Marks Eyedrows

Imagine the stories down the old battle cruiser? Waves probably about 20 foot by now? What a sick cunt!!!!!!!! Bet your old boy wouldn’t know what kinda whistle to ya fucken kook Felipe

Michael Ciaramella

I have no idea what this means but yes!

Neal Kearney

I wholeheartedly agree as well

Superworm

Trawling for bull sharks

SharkAttack

quantity not quality – brilliant strategy MC, can we have more part 1, 2 and 3 articles??

Superworm

Your grandkids should have bought you a kindle ole china plate

Chas Smith

I think if you were a tiny bit more stupid or a tiny bit less stupid you’d be fun.

longtom

I have to admire the consistency of inquiry though.

Audit In Progress

I am in practical shock about how great of an insult this is. Never lay off the cocaine, Chas!


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