The horror! The beauty!

Watch: The Greatest Burn of All Time!

Only in Australia, they say

You’ve heard of Tropical Cyclone Debbie. She hit northern Queensland, then southern Queensland, rained a lot, wreaked general havoc.

But what you maybe haven’t heard, or rather seen, is the best surf clip to come from ol’ Deb. It’s not a grinding barrel or a massive air but rather a drop-in. A burn. Please watch it right meow.

Only in Australia - Flood surfing

And did you see? The Debbie-fueled standing wave? The adept jet-ski handling? The perfect whip and release of the tow rope? The stylish approach to the ledge and subsequent hop down the face? The brutal stiff-arm to his only stand-up competition?

This is, by any measurable standard, the greatest burn of all time. Kelly on Parko at Kirra was nice, but no. This is it.

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Justin Illusion
Justin Illusion
9 years ago

Probably getting more views than Margs….

Snowbored
Snowbored
9 years ago

Water looks a little filthy. Hope they have their Hep A shots..

Litmus and Chill
Litmus and Chill
9 years ago
Reply to  Snowbored

It’s Straya! Their born with Hep A.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago

More burned than I got on my “I Surf Better Than Dane” piece comments? Hahaha that was mental!

Caroline Marks Eyedrows
Caroline Marks Eyedrows
9 years ago

Imagine the stories down the old battle cruiser? Waves probably about 20 foot by now? What a sick cunt!!!!!!!! Bet your old boy wouldn’t know what kinda whistle to ya fucken kook Felipe

Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
9 years ago

I have no idea what this means but yes!

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
9 years ago

I wholeheartedly agree as well

Superworm
Superworm
9 years ago

Trawling for bull sharks

SharkAttack
SharkAttack
9 years ago

quantity not quality – brilliant strategy MC, can we have more part 1, 2 and 3 articles??

Superworm
Superworm
9 years ago
Reply to  SharkAttack

Your grandkids should have bought you a kindle ole china plate

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago
Reply to  SharkAttack

I think if you were a tiny bit more stupid or a tiny bit less stupid you’d be fun.

longtom
longtom
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

I have to admire the consistency of inquiry though.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

I am in practical shock about how great of an insult this is. Never lay off the cocaine, Chas!


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