Exclusive: Pro Bodyboarding part of WSL?

Or to quote Leonardo DiCaprio, "I don't see why I can't have friends of both sexes without wild rumors being circulated."

The Association of Surfing Professionals, soon to be World Surf League, is nearing the end of a dramatic season, or to quote CEO Paul Speaker, “The ultimate goal is that we can deliver a world-class sporting and entertainment product direct-to-consumer in real time.” Or to quote Gavin Belson, “I got seven words for you. ‘I love Goolybib’s integrated- multi-platform-functionality!'”

When we think of professional surfing it is most often the men’s and women’s Championship Tours but did you know the ASP, soon to be WSL, also includes a longboard world tour, a big wave world tour, a junior world tour and a heritage series? It is a great, multidimensional surfing experience, or to quote CEO Paul Speaker, “We synergize granular systems while growing out-of-the-box e-markets and, at the same time, evolve customized ROI through synergistic portals.” Or to quote Erlich Bachman, “I memorized the hexadecimal times tables when I was 14 writing machine code, okay? Ask me what 9 times F is. It’s fleventyfive.”

With such a wide array of surfing experience on tap, there are currently no rumors that a professional bodyboard world tour will be added to the slate of next year’s programming but why not? I would very much like to watch those wild savages throwing their bodies into slabby maws. I would like to watch that more than Adam Melling.

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Simon Says
Simon Says
10 years ago

I give this article a high-fleventyfive!!

hose demon
hose demon
10 years ago

Sneaky burn there Chaza. I was waiting for footage of some hectic slabs and then you chuck that filthy 80’s clip from Ripping The Pit in there.
Two points to make:
1. The guy singing that song, Brett Young, died years ago. Possibly from shame?
2. Fix the page layout in Chrome + Firefox. (Haven’t checked IE?) The video is hidden when you press play.


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