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Thirty five American shekels for these non-slutty tees delivered anywhere in the world!

Sale! For the highest type of sexual identities!

Two BeachGrit tees sent anywhere in the world for $35!

All those post-Christmas sales? It would be highly criminal if BeachGrit didn’t play the game. And, therefore, for maybe a week or something, $US35 will get you two BeachGrit tees (the new Ultra Hard Surf Candy and the old Better than Coke etc, prints by Paul McNeil) that’ve been shorn of sleeves therefore amplifying your super-masculinity or ultra-femininity.

The cut reveals enough skin for gals to be “sexy” but not so much as to appear “slutty” or “whorish”. For men, it shows the curve of the upper pectoral and any protrusion of the latissimus dorsi.

The tees are made with one hundred per cent cotton (natch) and of the slimmest cut. It ain’t short in length, either, so cut it (raw edge!) if that’s your thing.

Shipping? Forget about it! It’s on BeachGrit! Anywhere in the world! Even to to the brand new Islamic State!

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Click here! (Buy one and the other will automatically follow! And email [email protected] to confirm your address.)

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