A gal with a kink for old dudes, a country singer (who liked homeless cats), a librarian. Variety!
Wade Goodall is on the other side of 25, a father and excellent operator of a surfboard, with emphasis above the lip.
But, once, he chased gals! Here are five of his most memorable.
I met a girl at a gig I went to in Brisbane. I ended up staying down there with her for the whole weekend. She was an actor that did those low-budget crime shows, the ones that have the reenactments. A re-enacter actor. I saw her for about six months. One day, she did a scene where she was manipulated and seduced by this really old guy. It was weird cause she said she was super turned on by it and wouldn’t stop talking about old dudes. I went to see her one night and she had this full old man get-up on her bed that she got from the op shop for me to wear while we had a session. It was kinda funny for the first week or two but it just got a bit weird after that so we parted ways. Who knows? Maybe I’ll see her again when I’m older.
I went to the library and fell for a girl that was working there. She was textbook library: tartan skirt, big black glasses, super cute. I tried to work out what day she would be working again so I could go in and sign up. I timed it wrong and got some old bird that used to work at my primary school. I’ve been in and borrowed a few books since and she’s never working. Maybe she quit.
3. Mum and Sis
I love my mother and sister. For the advice and the love.
I loved the girl that dragged me out of Dick’s Sand Bar in France by my freshly shaved mullet and made me walk her home on a lead. I loved her so much that I passed out at her place before anything could go down. Not from alcohol, but from love. The most pure and intoxicating love.
I dated a girl from Tamworth who was a struggling country music singer and songwriter. I met her at the Woodford Folk Festival. She was working at the Satay Hut and hooked me up with a few free sticks. I went back to the tent when she knocked off, then we saw the boot-scooters. She was awesome but she just kept going on about how she was way better then them and that she should be up on that stage playing boot-scootin foot-stompers instead of being in the crowd foot stomping while boot-scooters played.We dated for a year and her music career never really took off in that time and she was getting pretty obsessive about it. We ended because she wanted to go abroad. The last I heard from her she was busking in New York, was about to drop an EP and had adopted 10 cats from the animal shelter.