We love him. Who doesn't?
We all love Kelly Slater. Nobody doesn’t. And so we hang, like breastfeeding children, on each of his moves. We look for clues. He is our Vladimir Putin. We are his Russian citizenry. And look at the above picture (as seen on Volcom’s Insta). Kelly is wearing Volcom trunks. He is wearing them and totally shredding. Might the King have jettisoned OuterKnown and ended up on Volcom? What a delicious combo that would make! Youth Against Authority and the Perpetual Youth. I love this and I hope it real.
Wooly, do you read BeachGrit? Make this real. Kelly, I know you must read BeachGrit because one time you commented on my Instagram account and it made my heart flutter. Would you please ride Volcom trunks? And if not Volcom, BeachGrit makes the best in the biz. I just rocked them real hard at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Nobody of note goes there anymore because it is owned by Bahrain and they are totally anti gay. I love gay and wearing tiny BeachGrit trunks poolside is my middle finger.
What is your middle finger? Do you want Kelly to ride for Volcom? If not Volcom and if not OuterKnown then who? BeachGrit? Do you really think it is possible?
Volcom is under the same parent brand as OuterKnown, so is Puma & Gucci, hopefully we’ll see him decked out in a track suit & oversized, gold accented sunglasses at Bells
I had an intern who was Bahraini and not only was she beautiful but she was totally pro gay as well. But she’s from the shia majority not the ruling Sunni minority so it makes sense..
Your drooling is cute, Chas….
5 years KS is back on the quik. i saw what he was up to in france last year.
Does anyone even buy Volcom anymore? I guess if I were in the market for shin length three quarter length trousers for painting and decorating I’d consider a pair of their shorts.
Awkward that they just won boardshort of the year at the SIMA awards….
Awkward that they just won Boardshort of the year though…
You’re so right. I’ll go out and buy a pair immediately.
True story about the BHH, that’s why I only stay at the Roosevelt anymore, because that pool is the best pool and so pro-gay!