Just in: WSL admits to hating Dane Reynolds!

I am as shocked as you!

If you don’t go to www.worldsurfleague.com like, totally every day then you are missing out. The powers that be at BeachGrit do not believe in the zero-sum game (be damned John Forbes-Nash!). We love (or don’t love) other websites because there is room enough for everyone (except The Inertia) but we love love love www.worldsurfleague.com.

In any case, just yesterday www.worldsurfleague.com did a fab piece on Dane Reynolds receiving the coveted wildcard slot for the upcoming Fiji event. It was titled “Reynolds: Cloudbreak Is Intimidating.”
There were lots of hyperbolic adjectives used (as expected. MDMA flows like Dasani water, apparently, in the Santa Monica offices) but the best sentence read, “Few figures in modern surf history have been more popular, and subsequently more polarizing, than the 29-year-old.”

Polarizing? Dane? Do you know what “polarizing” means? The Webster’s Dictionary shall tell you. “To divide in sharply opposing factions.” That means some people LOVE Dane and some people HATE Dane. Do you know anybody on the street that HATES Dane? I can’t think of any. Do only people in the www.worldsurfleague.com offices HATE Dane? I think yes because he told them to take the tour and shove it. Did they tip their hand in writing this piece by saying they are the only people on earth that HATE Dane? For sure! Which is why I go every day.

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Travis Bible
Travis Bible
11 years ago

Likely the oversight of an overworked (or unskilled, but who am I to presume) wordsmith or lazy editor. Chas what sort of editorial oversights do you have in surf journalism? I know its not the New Yorker or anything, but someone has to look things over first, right?

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
11 years ago
Reply to  Travis Bible

complaining about the contents of a free surf blog is the height of insanity. That said, the entity “pro surfing” that we all know and love has shown itself to be as amateur as they come, so why not assume they’re petty too?

Taco
Taco
11 years ago

Slater hates Dane for not stepping up as a world title rival.

Boneroni
Boneroni
11 years ago

Surf News has been slow, huh? Now chas has to invent things to write about?

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
11 years ago
Reply to  Boneroni

Are you new?

That Guy
That Guy
11 years ago

Oh the speculation

.,
.,
11 years ago

This is just getting pathetic now.

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
11 years ago
Reply to  .,

Come on ., don’t be so 🙁

.,
.,
11 years ago

Get fucked Michael Newman. but yeah ., has been on a bit of a hate spree recently.

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
11 years ago
Reply to  .,

Now you’re just being a .|.

.,
.,
11 years ago

., is a rage account, what else would you expect

J H
J H
11 years ago

Met Dane at Haleiwa a few years ago and if he is the WSL’s idea of polarizing then surely Bobby is the anti-Christ and responsible for plagues, famine, etc. etc, right? But hey…if a few more guys drop out of Fiji then maybe we can have a 2nd round Darth Surfer heat with Dane and Bobby.

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
11 years ago

Maybe they meant polar-bearizing, ‘cuz he’s such snuggly teddy.

J H
J H
11 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

Hmmm…watch how you use the term bear. Dane just had a baby (presumably) the good old fashioned way so don’t go spreading any rumors. Yet. But, you know, there’s nothing wrong with that even if he is a bear.

lorne
lorne
11 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

i see stabmag is yet to post anything about it either a full day later.

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
11 years ago
Reply to  lorne

mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa


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