Overzealous juvie white chases seagulls, gets sand under his girth, faces slow death…
In a reverse of the usual situation where a human being enters the great white’s lair and is thus eaten alive or de-legged, and the world is thereupon lectured about the foolishness of anyone being in the ocean, a great white has ventured too far into the human’s domain and…what…
…we revive the animal and send him back into the drink!
Witnesses say the seven-foot juvenile white got stuck near South Beach in Chatham, Massachusetts, as the tide went out. The shark was tagged by a state shark scientist.
Watch the video…jab…jab…jab!
It’s the third white shark tagged off Chatham this year.
Is any further evidence of the ultra-evolved nature of man now necessary?
Baby white is sure lucky he didn’t bump into Tennessee gal Veronica-Pooh Nash Poleate whose homespun common sense electrified the world a few days ago (12 million views).
In response to a mess of shark attacks in North Carolina, straight talking Ronnie said, “The shark has the right to eat you up when you get in his house. Use some common sense if you are going to the beach. Go to the… beach. You watch the ocean from a distance.”
But what happens when the shark comes into the man’s house? We don’t “ate him up.”
We save our friend!
go back to the ocean kook!
seriously, that shark needs to stay off land. People there had every right to eat him.
There’s no way white shark can taste good. Does it?
Anyway- humans, I’d imagine, taste horrible as well.
Handled well, shark meat is juicy and tolerates overcooking… skinning is tough.
Shark in general, yes. But white shark?