Filipe Toledo
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Gimme: Brazil’s hysterical nationalism!

How I sometimes wish I was born in 1995 and on gorgeous Copacabana.

Yesterday’s discussion of Filipe Toledo’s brave cowardice opened my social accounts’ floodgates. Brazilians unfollowing in droves! Angry messages in the inbox!

And oh how the jealousy burns in my heart. As a middle-aged American, you see, it is very difficult to get excited about other American’s accomplishments. I grew, unfortunately, in the 1980s-1990s and it was uncool to show any sort of patriotic love for country. It was very cool to be ironic and slacky and shoe-gazey.

And oh how I’ve been robbed because I watch young Brazilians defend Filipe Toledo on the merits of him being a Brazilian and how fun does it look? Like a wonderful extra pastime. Like pure heaven.

Of course, it is thinly veiled racism to say Brazilians are “passionate” or “fiery” and that is not what I am saying. I am saying I’m jealous of the ones who have unfollowed, the ones who post screeds on message boards, who dance in their hearts when Adriano de Souza wins and cry in their caipirinhas when Gabs Medina loses because it looks a lot funner than gazing at my shoes.

Brasil, eu te amo.

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James B
James B
11 years ago

Watch out, Chas! Now you´ll be chased by americans and australians for being a brazzos lover!!

The MHL Buoy
The MHL Buoy
11 years ago
Reply to  James B

Em seus sonhos…

Fahking Haole
Fahking Haole
11 years ago

I’m soooo borrowing “shoe-gazey”… enuff tension in these comments. Thought I was on Politico.com or TMZ…

facam
facam
11 years ago

Weird…when I read the title of your last piece, with “cowardice”, I first thought “here we go again: the haters picking on Brazilians”. But I was positively surprised. You used your usual sarcastic tone. Added Warshaw’s very cool insights.I didn’t feel any offence. Maybe people don’t get your sarcasm?

BTW, you wrote once a piece where a Brazilian guy that works in the WSL talked about the racism against Brazilians I feel that since then things turned better. I feel less hate coming from the “arians”. It was like acknowledgement. A lot of haters came out of the closet (You know “admitting it is the first step to rehab”). Anyways, just saying…I’m a Brazo, there are plenty of assholes out there (Brazos included) but you guys are cool. Peace.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
11 years ago
Reply to  facam

Oh facam…you make me smile! I really do love both Brazil and Brazilians and think maybe the tone is misinterpreted due, in all fault, to myself. But you understand! And thank you.

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
11 years ago

Add Brazil to Hawaii now fuckface: “Places you shouldn’t visit”

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
11 years ago
Reply to  Les Grossman

Ummmmmmmmmmm. Did you not read the little story? I wish I was Brazilian! And I will go!

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
11 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

now you are trying to patronize, its ridiculous so just stop. You are getting the attention you crave, congrats. And you are right, you can go, no one will know who the fck you are anyways…

Seaman Staines
Seaman Staines
11 years ago
Reply to  Les Grossman

Widespread corruption, poverty and one of the worlds worst gun crime rates ppppffffftttttt whatever……writer comments on Brazil’s hysterical national pride: Fuck him man, fuck him.

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
11 years ago
Reply to  Seaman Staines

oh yeah… I forgot this i a respected economic and political website where serious issues are discussed, and not a surfing gossip site full of fuckbrains . I`ll try to comment on more important topics next time ok?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
11 years ago
Reply to  Les Grossman

Ok Les we hear you….Careful now, you are getting into the fabled internet “cry time” zone now…

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
11 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

re-read comment above transformer

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
11 years ago
Reply to  Les Grossman

Oh Les….come dance the capoeira with me!

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
11 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

It`s “play” capoeira, not “dance” capoeira Chas… that`ll help you earn some points with the locals down there

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
11 years ago
Reply to  Les Grossman

Does that mean you accept?

Les Grossman
Les Grossman
11 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

sure, you`ve been a good sport…let`s see what you`ll dish out next

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
11 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Speaking of people not “getting it” Have you seen this great little piece by Mimi LaMontagne on Vice… Hilarious and the comments!!

http://www.vice.com/en_au/r…

Charlie Conway
Charlie Conway
11 years ago

You must be wearing some lame ass shoes!


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