The Victoria's Secret model Yfke Sturm

Jet-Surfboard claims Vic Secrets Model!

Dutch model Yfke Sturm in coma after collision with jet-surfboard… 

Jet powered surfing, that Kai Lenny promo’ed high speed fun-fest that I’m dying to try but will never be able to afford, has claimed its first high-profile injury victim.

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Supermodel, Yfke Sturm (cool name) is in a coma after suffering a fractured skull and several fractured vertabrae while being run down by a fellow high octane enthusiast after Sturm fell from her board and attempted to swim to safety.

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A safety which does not exist, so long as you’re sharing the water with a bunch of yahoos flying around on kill sleds.

Which is what they are. Two things come to mind whenever I see a clip of one of these things in action. First, they really do look like a lot of fun, and second, people are gonna die.

By my estimate, jet-skis kill over a million people each year, a number which is completely invented but seems likely if you’ve ever spent time near a freshwater body during a holiday weekend.

Absolutely terrifying, drunk lunatics flying around on heavy machinery with no brakes and poor steering capability. Remove the ease of riding from a sitting position and steering with your hands and you’ve got a recipe for carnage.

No word yet on which company’s product mangled the Victoria’s Secret model, though an almost definitely assured lawsuit should soon shed light on the subject.

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DramaFactory
DramaFactory
11 years ago

These things look insane! People hated on shortboards when they first started doing cut downs…..

Michael Flatlately
Michael Flatlately
11 years ago
Reply to  DramaFactory

The jet-boards, or the babylons?

Seaman Staines
Seaman Staines
11 years ago

I don’t know if I can live in a world where models get hurt.

That Guy
That Guy
11 years ago

It was only a matter of time, who knew it would be such a high profile person though?

Also great speculation on Jet Ski deaths, I think you are dead on!

Chico Powers
Chico Powers
11 years ago
Reply to  That Guy

Chico can confirming that number is very close to the official made-up jetski death toll mans.


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