Take a look at Coco blowing up Lowers during yesterday's lay day…
Yesterday was about Mason, today let’s take a look at Coco blowing up Lowers during yesterday’s lay day. Waves look super fun, wonder why it didn’t run?
Oops, unintentional couplet.
Anyway, hot damn, does she rip. None of that backing-off-at-the-apex-of-your-turn girly-girl style, Coco manages to displace a fuck-ton of water considering the fact she’s all of five-feet tall and probably weighs in around 100 pounds. I don’t know how many kilograms that is. Like, 30?
I’ve mentioned the time she made eye contact out at Lanis, that was pretty great. I felt like I was surfing really well, so in my mind her gaze held a nod of approval. There was another day, at Ehukai, when I saw her paddling out and tried to lay every ounce of my fat ass into a backside gouge so I could show her how good I surf and…
I don’t know what my plan was. Leave her in awe of my ripperness, ditch my wife, and make a bunch of adorable babies?
What was supposed to be some super sick power hack instead turned into a full speed, no traction, shins slamming into my rail, belly flop. I heard someone laughing at me. I really hope it wasn’t her.
Whenever I watch women surf, two questions spring to mind.
Why isn’t there a female with a killer air game? It’s gotta happen eventually, the current crop has the skills. Very strange.
Why don’t they get horrible wax chaffing on their butts? It seems like you would. I’ve worn speedos surfing a number times and I always end up with a gnarly thigh rash. Which I assume is from sitting on my board. Unless it’s indicative of some sort of surf triggered STI.
How obvious is it that the guy on the longboard is just staring at her butt the entire wave?
Okay, I guess that’s three questions.
Give me a break, I’m a writer, not a mathmagician.
I read the first six words and made my own story from there.
Coco’s cute in a “little troll under the bridge” kinda way, but her surfing’s not changed in years.
No, no, not for one second. She is the absolute full package. Absolutely dreamy. She surfs better than you too
that’s not a very high bar.
You might be right
silvana’s not bad, and this chick has some crazy steeze https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Yeah, Silvana might have the top femme fatal air game. Some of the clips she did for the Brazilian sites/mags in the past few years show some crazy variety. And the comp makes…consistency, like the Gold Coast air this year.