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Reynolds: “Despair in final moments!”

Is Dane Reynolds thinking about kicking his board at the surfer dropping in? I would be…

Cameras everywhere! All the time. Once we worried, “Big Brother is Watching!” who’d’ve thought the notion would become obsolete?

Now it’s all about little brother, everyone’s taking pictures, posting them online. Not a moment goes undocumented, everything’s a matter of public record.

Which suits me fine, usually.

A few months back I beat up a homeless girl in the dead center of the hustle and bustle of Waikiki, right on Ala Moana Bvd on a gorgeous day jam packed with tourists. She had it coming, but for a minute there I lived in terror of the thought that the scene would end up on youtube, minus the lead in wherein she demanded money, then slapped me in the ear I’d had operated on less than twenty four hours previously.

If you’ve ever been cuffed in an ear that was recently cut off and sewn back on you’ll know, that shit hurts really bad. And I just saw red and went bananas, no conscious thought involved. Still, I was, literally, about three times her size. I know it wouldn’t have looked good.

Potential negative effects for myself aside, I adore the ubiquity of the visual record. Especially when the camera is in the hands of someone with talent.

A few months back I beat up a homeless girl in the dead center of the hustle and bustle of Waikiki, right on Ala Moana Bvd on a gorgeous day jam packed with tourists. She had it coming, but for a minute there I lived in terror of the thought that the scene would end up on youtube, minus the lead in wherein she demanded money, then slapped me in the ear I’d had operated on less than twenty four hours previously.

Such as Les Morales.

Les Morales is a skimboard killer, photographer extraordinaire, owner of the world’s finest head of hair. Currently in Italy chasing cyclists with camera in hand, he’s an honest to god photo pro, in an era when every prosumer stooge is trying to lay claim to the title. He also took the only good picture I have of myself surfing, which earns him a special place in my heart.

Remember when Dane got stuffed at Sandspit a while back? The internet lit up, Derek snagged an interview with the snake himself?

If you look real close you’ll see Les for a split second. That’s his yellow camera, glimpsed for a moment while Mr Reynolds gets stuffed. Les got the shot, and it’s a beaut! And he let us have it! What a mensch!

The look of anguish on Dane’s face, so humanizing. Utter despair in his final moments. Staring straight up at the offender, full knowledge of what’s in store.

Is he thinking about kicking his board at the offender? I would be.

Follow the links below for more Morales brilliance. Hire him, give him money.

Website: http://www.lesmophoto.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lesmophoto/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lesmoralesphotography

Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/lesmorales

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Rory Parker
Rory Parker
10 years ago

Damn you all!

Here’s the wind-up.

http://i.imgur.com/UxN5IEo.jpg

Horatio Algae
Horatio Algae
10 years ago

So you beat up a girl, or am I missing something here? I think this one moves you into the lead on the “top five most obnoxious people on beachgrit”. You guys like lists right? And that’s ahead of Derek’s “brave little jew” party piece remember.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago
Reply to  Horatio Algae

Who are the other four? Nick Dee, obviously, but who else?

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
10 years ago
Reply to  Horatio Algae

Spare me the self righteous indignation. She was a junkie beggar transplant who attacked an obviously severe injury because I wouldn’t give her money. If I’d killed her I’d’ve been doing the world a favor.

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
10 years ago

Chas’s winge about the WSL and round 5 gets 20 comments in 7 hours. This loosely disguised advertisement for Dane gets 3 comments in 11 hours. People clearly care more for the excitement of the WSL than the the too cool club. Rorey it is time to move on from this dinosaur.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  Doobalachy

You hiring Doobalachy?

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
10 years ago

rory, why arent you higher up on the north shore mma/surfer local pecking order? arent you good at both, and seem to have a brain on you…

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
10 years ago

You’re confusing me with the other Rory Parker. Which happens a lot.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

Impressive…

Lemmy
Lemmy
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

LOL!! must have been a huge push with the paddle for all that spray

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

Beach Grit writers advertise now? We’ve seen this type of picture thousands of times, and every time, the surfer has an equally dumb look on his face. The more interesting thing in the picture is the drone in the sky (or spider on the lens). If a drone, could it be a spy from outer space surveying the abilities of Dane Reynolds to take his talent (a la Space Jam)? Or a drone from the newly form surfing powerhouse from Russia?


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