An all West Australian, all wildcard final at Margaret River, says Matt Warshaw…
Did you hear? Eighteen-year-old Western Australian surfer Jack Robinson will be a wildcard at the Margaret River Pro, which may or may not start in two days.
Do you remember when Jack won the Pipeline Trials last year, beating the fleshy but not fat Jamie O’Brien, and the perfect Mason Ho? The boy with the hacksaw haircut and who wasn’t even at the gate of adulthood had two of Hawaii’s best surfers scrapping for second.
I believe Jack Robinson will win Margaret River and would’ve taken the WSL’s advice to use the betting agency Ladbrokes to secure a wager, but Jack is yet to appear on the form.
Depending upon the results of the locals trials event, Jack will either have Gabriel Medina and Davey Cathels in Heat 5 or Adriano de Souza and Keanu Asing in Heat 6.
In the meantime, I asked former pro, former Surfer editor and Encyclopedia of Surfing maven Matt Warsaw for his opinion of Jack, and more…
BeachGrit: You saw Jack during the Pipe Trials? You like?
Warshaw: He was amazing at Pipe, yeah. There was a heady moment early in the Masters where I thought maybe he’d go all the way. But even more impressive to me was how well Jack rode Sunset a couple weeks earlier, I think it was the HIC Pro. Smooth as silk, patient with the bottom turn, big flexing Andy Irons carves, super comfortable with all the wobble and lurch Sunset throws as you. Awesome stuff for an 18-year-old, especially when Sunset is such an afterthought for most young pros.
I first became aware of him not as small-wave guy, the way I did with Filipe, Gabe, Kolohe, and every other young pro, but as a fully-formed charger in heavy waves. You see that every now and then, and it’s almost supernatural.
What did you think of his Hawaiian debut?
Was that his first year in Hawaii?
Actually, no. First time in the Triple Crown, maybe.
Twenty years from now he’ll have enough Triple Crown trophies to make a suspension bridge.
Is Jack the most promising teen you’ve seen since Gabriel and Filipe?
Without a doubt. Maybe because I first became aware of him not as small-wave guy, the way I did with Filipe, Gabe, Kolohe, and every other young pro, but as a fully-formed charger in heavy waves. You see that every now and then, and it’s almost supernatural. Jeff Hakman was like that. Kong was like that. You know they put in all the hard hours to get there, but on some level its eerie to see a kid, like 16, 17 or 18, surf like a cool old vet in gnarly conditions. You expect the crazy air game. You don’t expect perfect fading bottom turns at max Sunset.
And the hair. Does Jack have the best hair since… who?
George Greenough. Surfs like Andy, grooms like George. Which just feels so perfect for right now. In terms of lovability, Jack, for me, is the shining opposite of Julian Wilson.
Margarets starts this week; can you imagine what he’ll do in his home town?
It’s the hardest event on the schedule to predict, but Jack would have to be among the favorites.
If it’s Box, he’s unbackable, I believe. Tell me your thoughts.
I wonder if Jay Davies is getting a start this year? If its Box and North Point, and those two are on opposite sides of the draw, it’s be pretty reasonable to pick them both for the final
Did you hear the story about Gabriel not wanting to surf Box last year and having to be coaxed out by the Renato Hickel?
What I like about that story is Renato said “Look, you’re the Champ, you have to go out,” and Gabe basically grit his teeth, nodded, and gave it a shot. It wasn’t Filipe sitting at Teahupoo and not taking off. Gabe gave it a real dig. Lost to Jay Davies, so no shame there at all.
Wilko, tell me, is it ridiculous to call him a title contender?
It seems ridiculous, but who’s going to take him down? Mick’s out. Gabe’s already got a pair of 13ths. Filipe’s gonna be holding a third and two missed events. Adriano’s going to pick up a bunch of fifths and a couple thirds this year, but probably won’t get a win. Conner, maybe? I think he’ll hit a rough patch at some point, but who knows. Italo and Caio, from what I’ve seen, have the best shot at catching Matt. Of the nine events left, Margarets seems like the place where Wilko could stumble. Maybe Rio. But rest of the schedule looks good for him. If Micro can keep Matt on a precise methadone level of beer, not too much, not too little, and keeps his confidence up, then it’s Wilko’s title to lose.
Not a lot of places in the world give local experience such an advantage as the box so I can understand how the tour guys would fear the comp being run over there. From a spectator point of view it gives you a nice highlight reel but it becomes boring after a while, it did so last year. Also we seem to forget the state Owen is in right now because of Pipe so imagine a whole contest being run at the Box? The statistic possibilities of serious injuries could be too overwhelming…
ADS vs Medina Final?
Love me some Warshaw analysis, but let’s keep the Wilko hype (as fun as it is) realistic. Remember a few years ago when Michel Bourez won 2 of the first 4 events? He wasn’t even in the running by the time it got to Pipe. If Wilko stays tip-top through Margie’s and Rio, though, then the latter part of the year is gonna be real tough for folks to catch him…unless he goes around ordering 142 shots of vodka after every comp.
Very good point about Bourez.
I feel you are on the money flying peanut. The race hasn’t really even started yet.
The waves are going to be shit. Too bad. If it was pumping, than robo/jay final would probably 90% happen if they were in fact on opposite sides of the draw. Good article, one of the better ones I’ve read here.
Serious question…why would Gabs be able to win at perfect Chopes and yet be afraid to paddle out at The Box?
Non serious question…is it because he’s afraid of “The Box?”
To quote Jackie Martling…”I’ve never seen her wrestle but I’d sure like to see her box.”
The box is shallower that chopes, easily half meter shallower. Go check out the break breakdown from last years contest with wilco commentating. Its absolutely nuts when its maxing.
Shit…I didn’t realize it was that shallow.
if there is no Box, and Wilko makes it deep, it’s almost a slam dunk , innit?
tbh I’m more interested in the tail end of the Tour with Kelly battling for requalification.
It makes me feel a little melancholy watching Slaters competitive flame slowly sputter out like a lot of b-grade journeymen before him. Surely he wants to exit with some dignity?
I don’t know, there’s a distinct “late style” about Slater’s disintegration which I find both aesthetically compelling and psychologically engaging. He’s like the confused kid in a Grimms Brother fairytale, wandering lost in dark woods pregnant with misadventure and decay. Innocent and uncomprehending of the danger. He can see what is in front of him-the path- but the big picture, the unyielding woods, have grown indistinct.
Pro surfing can live without Kelly Slater but can Kelly Slater live without Pro surfing?
So many anal allusions…
couldn’t insert anymore into a single sentence.
this is madness. julien wilson is drop[ dead gorgeousness. boring as fuck but damn fine eye candy.
Fuck the judges love him as well , 2 open face turns and a 2ft close out reo. They give him a 9.2 !
Not much swell on the forecast at the moment. Fingers crossed for a repeat of last year, but the Indian ocean is a capricious fucker.
ohhhh “capricious”. now there’s a ten $ word. i love it!
tsk, tsk… wave forecast is always the key to predictions and this year looks shit. Small wave guys will own it.
I’ve heard Fili is getting heaps fresh blood transfusions to be able to enter this comp
He doesn’t realise you get very little fresh blood drinking semen.
whose semen?
Ricky Toledo ejaculates onto a spoon and plays the airplane game with hungry Filipe in his high chair.
hey, i’ve played that game!
sign. me. up.
Shacking my head..you need to apologize to somebody for even thinking that up, but to commit and press the post icon. Man you ok?
You should really go talk to somebody.
Who would listen?
A psychologist? I’m sure you have healthcare coverage.
What am I going to tell them…. I say disgusting and crude things on the internet to upset people because I’m bored at work?
for the record I find your fucked up sense of humor delightful.
Thanks Captain. It ain’t always easy being the Prince of Ubatuba.
It’s a start. I’m happy with our progress
Filipe jokes are so last year.
My horoscope well said that I live in the past…
5-6 foot, 15 sec period in WA. “Small wave” guys… It will be like double overhead on main break…
ummm in the west that IS small for waves.
keep whimpering my dreamboat david f
Okay I’ll extend the quotation marks for you “small wave guys.” I doubt small wave guys consider double overhead WA waves small. Would you pick Felipe if you could?
no. i am just not that attracted to him. he is not as handsome as others. i know, i know, i am shallow. he may provide stimulating conversation.
double overhead main break is not what I’d consider a challenging wave. DOH Box or North Point and you’ve got a comp that Jack can win.
I agree, I don’t think Jack has a chance, if Felipe was healthy I don’t think he would have a chance either, I reckon it’s going to be guys like Adriano, maybe Jordy or Italo, it will be carves and who stays up-right.
Say Adriano again, I double dare you, motherfucker.
Until the World Surf League adopts the metric system I intend to fully disassociate myself from all aspects of The Machine. I shall flatly refuse to provide my multiple IP address views, meager commentary on the social medias sites and will simply mail all correspondence without the benefit of postage stamps. I shall cease my morning recital of the “Pledge of Allegiance” and will no longer participate in any Surfing Holidays like Earth Day… With the small exception of Rosh Hashanah. Sorry Mick.
Consider this fair warning World Surf League and Beachgrit. You have four weeks. Possibly sixteen.
While on the subject, did you ever notice that if sideline reporter Peter Mel had a neckbeard he’d be indistinguishable from the latest What Youth band of the month’s electric triangle player?
Fuck you doing on What Youth?