A seven-hectare spread overlooking uncrowded, world-class waves…
Did I mention, and I may well have over the previous three posts, about my recent vacation in an Uluwatu villa, perched like a well-padded crow’s nest on a three-hundred foot cliff? And how I shared this three-bedroom, infinity-pool equipped home with the noted shaper Matt Biolos and San Clemente father of the year, Dino Andino?
Oh, reader, don’t be embarrassed for me when I tell you I felt like a king ruling a dynasty of slaves! A whore of modern capitalism!
Apart from documenting the well-received opinion of Matt Biolos, I was also treated to a sunset barbecue with the great Balinese surfer Rizal Tandjung, who is now forty years old.
An aside: does the Asian have sole rights to the game of ageing beautifully? The western man implodes in a ball of hair and clammy flesh. The Asian, on the other hand, becomes even slimmer, even more graceful. Rizal rippled across the tiled floor, supple limbs folding and unfolding like an instructional anatomy doll.
Rizal was a one-time staple of Taylor Steele films from the nineteen-nineties and I asked him what he did, now that his star had dimmed, although I didn’t state it in such bald terms. Rizal retrieved his phone from one of his two beautiful children and swiped through a series of photos of the surf resort he’d built with his father-in-law in the East Javanese village of Watu Kerung.
I’ll describe. Six pretty Javanese-style houses sit amid seven green hectares overlooking three bays, with world-class, if heavy, reef ledges in two of ’em.

From his resort’s website:
Rizal Tandjung first discovered the potential beauty of Watu Karung back in 2009 when a friend took him surfing there. Rizal was amazed and blown away by the pristine, serene beach with its special landscape and rocks out in the ocean. One rock cliff in particular, stood out because of its “Sphinx”-like features, or depending on where you stand or how you look at it, it could resemble a princess or a baby’s face.What really made an impression to Rizal was its powerful waves, it reminded him of surfing in Hawaii. These waves made his pro surfer friends such as Kelly Slater, Bruce Irons and Josh Kerr (just to name a few) also come to experience Watu Karung. A photo of Bruce Irons made it on the cover of a surfing magazine and he mentioned it was “the last secret spot”. Many other photo’s and stories about WaKa eventually cicrulated in different surf mags which put it more on the spot. The goal is to slowly build up the place over time to become the beach retreat they dreamed of. Time is not a factor, they don’t want to rush “art”.
A vacation at Rizal’s resort costs between one hundred and four hundred US dollars a night for a house, and includes three eats a day. Decode the price list here.
Why stay with rizal when you can stay with the local crew. At least they aren’t self entitled dicks like him.
The first resort didn’t work because 90% of guests couldn’t make the drop out there when it was over two foot. Swarms of European bodyboarders stay at the cheap homestays. One of the most beautiful places in Indonesia but a disappointment to most.
i had read where rizal was of javanese descent and has a completely different vibe than the balinese. basically he is a dick and everyone on bali hates him? i dont know. all i do know is he rips and was completely ripping rocky lefts one day. he was on every set wave. thought he was hawaiian
“its the last secret spot” so lets whore it out, naturally
Secret spot? Aha, there’s more boogers there than in Sandy Beach!
This place looks so user unfriendly. Where can a fat man like myself find a roll-in these days?
Kelly Slater’s Wave Pool
When you sign up to the Premium ++ Extra Package! $99.99 an hour that’s right just $99.99 an hour
I’d pay that.
Noted.
A bit late to this party. – Shit, sorry i just realized this is Riz advertorial. Have another Bintang with royalty and just sit back and enjoy this run of swell
I’m so late to this party, yeah, I know. I’d never heard of the joint, was dazzled by the photos, particularly the kid in the stand-up, and Rizal was so proud of his spread that I felt compelled to write a little something.
quid pro quo is how the (surf) world works. no need to apologize.
That’s how life works, you miserable cunt.
which is why (surf) was in parenthesis. 8th grade is your friend.