Movie: How bad do you miss Bob Martinez?

Looks like Bobby's let his shit go. Surfing loose, maybe better than ever.

I don’t think about Bobby Martinez often. Not surprising, guy more or less dropped off the planet when he retired from tour. Though retired’s not really the right word for a “fuck you I quit” moment.

Bobby Martinez rants about the ASP Tour NYC

It was lovely!

Telling a dickhead boss to go fuck himself feels great. I’ve done it a bunch of times. Never so publicly, only at the type of menial jobs for which I’m qualified, but still… I know how good it feels. Especially when you’ve got something better lined up.

You’re not supposed to burn bridges, but I’ve never really understood why. Why maintain a working relationship with someone you think is a total piece of shit?

I worked for a largish surfboard manufacturer for a few years. Absolutely hated the place. Caught the owner shaving wages multiple times. Dealt with his insane mood swings on a daily basis.. The day I changed all the passwords and peaced out was one of the best of my life.

I’ll hold that grudge ’til the day I die.

Looks like Bobby’s let his shit go. Surfing loose, maybe better than ever. Sick little edit from Vacation Club Studio. 

They’ve got some good stuff up on their site. Interesting vibe, good flavor. Their reel is pretty groovy.



I’m kind of amused by the way younger kids have started getting into the 80’s revival deal. I lived through that decade as a child, it was pretty dumb. Kind of want to write it their trip, but I suspect that’s colored by my unhappy childhood.

And I remember thinking the 70’s were campy and funny while I was in high school. This is really just more of that.

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SB
SB
10 years ago

Nothing used to brighten my day more than watching this 5’4″ little cholo from SB talking more shit than Conner McGregor about how horrible his life is while getting paid a few hundred grand a year to go surfing. And that final meltdown in New York, AMAZING! What could be better than watching a professional athlete flush his career down the toilet in front of 6000 people glued to a webcast??? And the more I think about it, Rory, I feel like it was less of an employee saying “fuck you” to the man and more a confused youngster struggling with mild retardation. Oh well, the best we can hope for now is more of these amazing clips of Bobby ripping Rincon to pieces, paid for by one of the biggest supporters of surfing’s most talented athletes… Monster energy drink. I think I’ll go buy a case right now.

Ghostface Braddah
Ghostface Braddah
10 years ago
Reply to  SB

He married rich, so he really gives zero fcks.

SB
SB
10 years ago

Best career move any man can make…. Good on him.

El Drongo
El Drongo
10 years ago

No doubt Bobby smashes on his backhand.
In the clip he is really tearing it up.
That being said can you imagine what Owen Wright or Ace Buchan
would do to Rincon at that size?

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

Funny how a sport purportedly founded on anti-establishment ethics cannibalizes the one dude who really took an anti-establishment stance, compensation and planning be damned. Career suicide, sure. Maybe most punk rock thing to happen in surfing since Hakman was shooting up while his wife gave birth? You betcha.

Bubba Zanetti
Bubba Zanetti
10 years ago

Paid to travel around the world to premium surf spots.(mostly). Have the line-up cleared for just you and one other guy. Have jet skis at your disposal if you can’t be bothered paddling back to the line-up. Free food, drink, parking, security, locker rooms, and physical therapy. Oh and every time you make a heat they give you money. Yeah, that’s a brutal existence.

Limbless Jack
Limbless Jack
10 years ago

I started to watch professional surfing right around the time boobby (not a typo) got kicked off. I honestly thought he wasn’t that exciting on tour and his biggest thing is saying fuck on the ASP. Anyways, I think he needs to work with Dane more, that video made him look good.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
10 years ago
Reply to  Limbless Jack

Are you kidding me? Did you see his first CT event at Snapper? He was goin apeshit!!!

Limbless Jack
Limbless Jack
10 years ago
Reply to  Neal Kearney

No I saw him angry and shitty.

Neal Kearney
Neal Kearney
10 years ago
Reply to  Limbless Jack

how could you judge if you had just started watching professional surfing? you see that comment by Ghostface Braddah?

Snapper Rocks 2006:

HEAT 11: Bobby Martinez (USA) 18.10 def Mark Occhilupo (AUS) 13.20
Two 9+ rides= shitty? hahaha

Ghostface Braddah
Ghostface Braddah
10 years ago

Arguably the best backside surfer ever.

Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
10 years ago

he could never touch occy

Ghostface Braddah
Ghostface Braddah
10 years ago

That’s arguable.

Ghostface Braddah
Ghostface Braddah
10 years ago

Snapper Rocks 2006:

HEAT 11: Bobby Martinez (USA) 18.10 def Mark Occhilupo (AUS) 13.20

Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
10 years ago

Haha ok good find but we’re not really talking about competition are we? Because that would make Glenn hall better than jjf at lowers

Preston
Preston
10 years ago

“His backside crack’s are still relevant”

I’m very much challenged as to the meaning of this comment. Assuming punctuation is correct.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
10 years ago
Reply to  Preston

Its taken me three hours but I see your point!

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
10 years ago

2 years later and i’m still mad I didn’t burn the bridge on my way out.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
10 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

Really? Must have been an arsehole. I’ve never regretted holding my tongue – always been able to get a useful reference or something out of them. Or at least a new boss who’s impressed by the fact you managed to stay on speaking terms with someone who’s a notorious cunt.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

Hahaha so well played.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

I would prefer that to getting slowly fatter and uglier in an office where the highlight of the week is snagging the last chocolate biscuit when a fat bitch is walking towards the jar.

brozzie
brozzie
10 years ago

Are you spying on my office?

Bubba Zanetti
Bubba Zanetti
10 years ago

Thought he was emotionally retarded to blow up how he did. His surfing is tailor made for the tour. Goofy foot groomed on world class right and fearless at the reef passes. That’s the screw foot formula for cashing fat checks and sitting well within the top 22 without raising a sweat or chasing QS points. But hey, if Bob wants to keep it real on the mean streets of Santa Barbara?Knock yourself out. Speaking of which, how’s the boxing career going?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago
Reply to  Bubba Zanetti

Best comment I’ve ever read.

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
10 years ago
Reply to  Bubba Zanetti

I like how all his edits look the same, exactly the same. The same spots, the same turns, then everyone talks about how good his backside is and how much we miss him. Oh also throw in a couple of comments about his mexico that get 3 upvotes. Mexico.

longtom
longtom
10 years ago

ever surfed that river in Munich?

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
10 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Yeah it’s the only wave in Germany.

Swaveanddeboner
Swaveanddeboner
10 years ago

The guys that surf the occasional sloppy windswells on Sylt would probably beg to differ…

german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
10 years ago

Don’t lie

themostloc
themostloc
10 years ago
german_surfer_007
german_surfer_007
10 years ago
Reply to  themostloc

That ain’t REAL germany

Swaveanddeboner
Swaveanddeboner
10 years ago

Hahaha like f’kin Bavaria is…

Lemmy
Lemmy
10 years ago

theres a special place in hell for bobby

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
10 years ago
Reply to  Lemmy

High praise, sir.

Mustard Tiger
Mustard Tiger
10 years ago

So fucking good

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
10 years ago

His backside crack’s are still relevant!

Lemmy
Lemmy
10 years ago

you can call it timeless

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

I like to light the person on the other side of the bridge on fire before I burn the bridge. It makes for a much easier and cleaner separation. Who needs some cunt screaming shit about you from the other side of a crevasse til the day you croak?

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago

its the gay career equivalent of staying friends with your ex. what’s the point, her friends are not going to fuck you regardless.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

Usually the best way out of that situation is to fuck her friend before she becomes your ex. It is the height of erotica. You find some devious way of going shopping with your girlfriends friend for your girlfriends birthday. The friend finds it strange at first but she has always looked at you when she thinks you’re not looking at group dinners so you know you’ve got about a 50% chance. Remember that time she had a flat and you helped her? You pretend you don’t really know what to buy your girlfriend and make subtle suggestions about how you don’t really have anything in common. Then you suggest that, damn, you have so much fun with her friend shopping. This is how it should be etc. You walk her to her car. It’s awkward, but she is staying shoulder to shoulder with you on the walk. As she gets to her car, grab her viciously by the waist and shove your tongue in her mouth. She will flinch at first but then relax. She will already be insanely horny from spending so much time with you. As she is getting naked, you notice she is wearing her sexiest underwear shit. She knew this was going to happen. Punish her.

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago

that’s San Fernando Valley Oscar-worthy shit. she’d only flinch momentarily.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

I can only imagine the pain porn script writers go through having their fine art butchered by cheap whores who couldn’t get a role in an improv class.

Born Again Curren
Born Again Curren
10 years ago

Go on.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

I would say I could totally see this happening to me, though opposite (I’m the gf in the scenario), but I think that would require me to make friends first.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
10 years ago

At first I thought you were saying you’re a chick and then I started wondering why we haven’t fucked yet? A chick who up votes me? What a babe! So disappointed.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
10 years ago

Haha, soz, Wiggs. If it helps to imagine, I am quite comely.

madweed
madweed
10 years ago

LOVE YOU XX

Tom
Tom
10 years ago
Reply to  madweed

Don’t understand the shouting??

Jay Walter Weatherman
Jay Walter Weatherman
10 years ago

Hire this man beach grit


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