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Revealed: Best surf film of the year!

Surfer Poll is still months away but WikiLeaks has obtained a cache of emails detailing which film wins!

Who but Matt Warshaw would think to tie together various clips from various epochs of surfers getting stoked? The man is touched with genius!

It is a shame, sort of, that the uninspired clods at Surfer have him under their lock and key but someday soon your white knights at BeachGrit will ride in and stomp his ginger headed master! We will free Matt Warshaw from his high ginger tower and together we will make music that brings Jose Feliciano to tears!

We will make movies of surfers consuming illegal substances and surfers ogling bikini bottoms and surfers wearing bikini bottoms and surfers dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Not one ginger will be seen (unless there is reason for Chippa Wilson or Mick Short or Cheyne Magnusson or Mick Campbell to appear).

And we will all smile. Just like the surfers here in Matt Warshaw’s Stoke! 

Let’s make surfing fun again!

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Abscessed Llama

For the record. I dreamt Mark Foo died at “Pico Alto” before he passed riding “Maverick’s”
Watching a brief moment of his stoke reminded me of that!

Herbo

With Mr. Dora’s grand finale, correct video title: stoned

first time caller

Not including Marzo footage is a travesty to the froth https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Nick Carroll

Well, I don’t know why you had to bring Jose Feliciano into this.

Mariano Landa

Maybe the odd BG mention will propel him out of his current slump, where the Sussex County Patchogue Theater for the Performing Arts figures as his 2016 marquee U.S. performance.

Audit In Progress

The ol’ Beach Grit Bump, as it were.

Karl Von Fanningstadt

The video should be titled “Stoke!: A Whites Only Surf Video.”

Chas Smith

Is there any other surfer?

wincy

yes


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