"I hate you... Did I just say that out loud? Hahahaha!"

WSL: “The benelovent enslavers of fuck!”

What if the World Surf League released a blooper reel? It would for sure slay!

I don’t know what my problem is. I never played Dungeons and Dragons as a child. Not even once. How are you supposed to play? Is it a card game? Are there dice? Is it roll playing or role playing? I don’t know. I have never been a fan of fantasy. None of it. The Hobbit etc. can suck a short one. I don’t like the imaginary nor do I like winged creatures.

But Game of Thrones.

The HBO show snagged me from the word Mother of Dragons and I am still surprised because of the above. Sure the story is fun and the acting is exceptional and the costumes/nude scenes captivate. It is a good show and I am now addicted. Screw you Rory Parker and your cranky/hater ways!

And I just watched this blooper reel from season six and laughed out loud into my vodka ginger beer.

Game of Thrones Season 6: Blooper Reel (HBO)

Professional surfing, on the other hand, hasn’t made me laugh in three years. Not even one chuckle. Not even a half chortle. Not even after I’ve had seven vodka ginger beers. Wouldn’t it be totally grand if the WSL made a blooper reel like the Game of Thrones one? Ronnie saying something antisemitic then spitting out a mouthful of Balter. “Mick Fanning gassing the competition like fucking Je….. I almost said it! I almost said it!”

Joe Turpel stumbling over the phrase jam off the top… “He jums off the tup… He jims off the tip… He joms off the tap… Hahahahahah someone gimme a hand here?”

Martin Potter actually turning into a real human for four seconds.

“I used to be fucking Pottz! POTTTZ! Like, FUCK ALL OF YOU SHITBAG NOBODIES! Shit. Did I just say that? Out loud? Hahaha!”

Strider punching Adriano in the face after a butt poo claim.

“Back to you in the studio! Am I punching this guy right now? Am I? Look at these attack dog tits! Wiggle wiggle wiggle SLAM! Hahahaha!”

It would be magic. Absolute magic.

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Apple Jax
Apple Jax
3 years ago

Ok, so I never heard of Sid Abruzzi until I saw an article titled, “The Face That Launched 1000 Spliffs”. Yeah, I’d like to continue to read the article after this title. NOT! Not even interested in it anymore. Why, does this guy’s achievements have to be sullied by his use or association with weed; pot; cannabis;etc.. Do you think HE wants to be known by his stories or misadventures of weed or pot? I don’t think so. What was the gymnast that admitted to or was busted BC of weed? A couple years ago? IDK her name anymore. Well anyway that’s all I have to say about that. Thanks again.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

Rough day?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago

( read in turpel voice) Well, chas started off strong a few half baked insults,but willy-nilly with the pottz card. Sweet as.

lorne
lorne
10 years ago

man look at that shit eating grin on Turpel.

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago
Reply to  lorne

lol; it’s a perfect illustration of his boring ass voice. Like . . . a surf honkey tonk.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago

Come in, you didn’t laugh last year when Freddy ran into that rock? Hahahahahaha! oh dear.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

And the Micro-Medina fry-off! From our friends at Surfing Life. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

Testament to what a good bloke Peter Mel is. People may like to think that he shut Gabe down to avoid the WSL’s image being tarnished. But I’m sure he did it to stop Gabe from coming across like a (total) tool.

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Idk, I kinda thought it was super patronizing; Gabby had already said the F word; Mel should have followed up with a question, like “what were you guys arguing about?” Something. I’m pretty sure if that had been Andy or even Slater, Peter wouldn’t have said “whoa whoa whoa, you naughty boy; enough! Back to the booth.” But, I guess you’re right, and they’re all trying to keep it G rated down there, which I have no idea why. Oh yeah, the whole selling surfing to the masses and whatnot.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  shootsthen

Oh don’t get me wrong, I would’ve liked to see the subject milked hard… That’s why we need a bastard on the booth, for our bloodlust viewing pleasure.

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Yes! I’m starting to piece it together . . . growing up on big island, we were all nuts; we drank, laughed, swore, etc. Now, I live on a different island – I was surfing yesterday at a spot next to a kids contest. Those little bastards are more eloquent, travelled, and sophisticated than most adults; basically, they’re a bunch of rich white kids. It was kind of enlightening. Here I was, thinking I’m in the majority: blammo, I’m not! Fuck. I guess that’s why I like beachgrit . . .

capn birdseye
capn birdseye
10 years ago

how ridiculous were the waves that day – just shitful. Meanwhile round the corner……

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

That was great! Surfers need to do more crazy shit like that.


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