Kelly slater perfect ten tahiti
We're all believers of magic and nothing thrills more than watching surfing's great Houdini, Kelly Slater, squeezing a perfect ten out of a three-foot insider. | Photo: WSL

Day 3 Tahiti: “A cache of gold nuggets!”

Kelly swipes perfect ten, loses heat. Kolohe roars alive!

After a fruitless comb of the Teahupoo ghetto this morning, you might’ve recoiled at its…slow…slow…slow. At its enforced idleness. A crummy swell forecast. Now or never.

Were you of the opinion that the umbrella organisation that owns professional surfing had finally announced its failure? Chas Smith did, for an hour or so. Read here. At least until a crew of Mormons appeared and made good the world. Read here. 

I’m of the belief that surfers, at least those surfers interested in professional surfing for more than the bang and pop and ostentatiousness of big Pipe or Teahupoo, find an exuberance in the chess-like machinations of these sorts of small days. We appreciate the surfers who can fortune tell a west bowl before it breaks. The surfers who’ll swing onto the inside and into smaller, more perfect waves that cling to the reef.

I’m also of the belief that a good event runs on momentum. I’ve lost count of the times I’ve forgotten a contest was still running ’cause of lay-days, half-days and endless standbys to deal with wavering tides. A contest run over four consecutive days in occasionally good waves will always steal the show from a stuttering, two-week marathon.

Today was a cache of gold nuggets.

Did you see Kolohe’s almost-ten pulled from under Jordy’s gaping, stunned nostrils? Two minutes to go? Needs a banger? Woof! Watch it here.

Kolohe Andino's Heat-Turning Tube

Did the Slater-Santos (and Buchan) heat peel you off your chair?

Kelly Slater scores a beautiful ten, a surprising ten, scooped off the inside by virtue of his foamball jockeying, and then wildcard Bruno Santos throws Kelly into round five with  pair of nines.

2016 Billabong Pro Tahiti: Round 4, Heat 2

The contest wraps tomorrow with round five, the quarters, semis and the final. A six-thirts am start. Who you gonna pick?

(Full results soon…)

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A$AP Honky
A$AP Honky
10 years ago

ace will win.

Antipodes
Antipodes
10 years ago

I’m not sure about the competitive machinations, but I would sure love to have a dig at some of those mid-size 2 footers (I’d leave the sets to the pro’s).

Limbless Jack
Limbless Jack
10 years ago

Just watched the new point break and I want to know was Laird out there towing people in?

Neah Kah Nie Pirate
Neah Kah Nie Pirate
10 years ago

Dez, you also believe people still care about surf blogs and mags.

longtom
longtom
10 years ago

is it true Eugene is the anarchist capital of the USA?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

Be a dick by all means, but please refrain from calling a women a cunt.

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Oh sorry I didnt mean to drop the cunt word; was reading about Harambe and lost my train of thought. My bad!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  MyGFsChinese

Use the cunt word by all means! but when insulting another mans wife {A consistent theme of yours, after a quick scan of your comments} please do so in person, as doing it online just makes you look like a cunt.

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Sorry…. The only reason I said anything is because Rors averages anout 5 wife references per paragraph. Therefore, I didnt know his wife was of limits. I apologize.

All I can say is that if I wrote about my wife every day I would assume her to be fair game. Guess not. Fuck it dude. My bad. No more calling his wife a cunt. Understood.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
10 years ago

Fuck off.

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
10 years ago

Hi Rory! Are you keeping it real in the garage of your wife’s house? My buddy saw one of your testes on the side of the road near Hanalei…

Tio Sam
Tio Sam
10 years ago

Medina and JJF taking 3rd place to avoid unnecessarily early battle was genius. First they fuck Wilko. Then they can do battle in the Semis.


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