Famed Inertia anti-drug czar is also a Hollywood star! Such glory! Such happy smiles!
Oh we’ve taken an accidental depressing left turn here lately haven’t we? I, personally and in the last two days, have called the World Surf League mentally retarded, slandered the dear Hayden Cox and entreated older surfers to commit seppuku. Derek and Rory have each asked, “Like, why surf?”
The esteemed surf journalist longtom (Steve Shearer) just commented:
I need an oxy and a longneck on hand before I open the Grit these days. So much depression!
And he’s right! Our anti-depressive mandate has become clouded with very dark skies. Ugly and unnecessary!
Well thank God for your third favorite health recipe website, Venice-adjacent’s own The Inertia!
You know (and love) them for their racist overtones and their strident anti-drug propaganda. Who could ever forget the piece titled: Why I Deeply Respect the Surf Industry for Glorifying Drugs and Alcohol?
You might think its author was just another hard-working yet underpaid crusader. A man who placed truth above his own well-being who was guaranteed to snuff out.
And you’d be right.
But he is also an up and coming Hollywood star! A man on the move! The next Brad Pitt! George Clooney! Ed Norton!
Should we watch his work? Of course we should!
Now, if you don’t feel a warmness in your heart, if there is not a tear in your eye, then shame on you.
Steve (longtom) Shearer? Do you still need your oxy and longneck?
Oh, you have stopped reading because you are weeping overflowing emotion into the crook of your arm?
BeachGrit! It’s anti-depressive!
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Started small with percs from knee surgery, but it only goes up from there. Whether it takes 6 months or 2 years, once you start taking them with booze to get loaded, your done. Good luck
After so much useless suffering I feel like watching Pasolini’s Theorem again and again …
“The Inertia”, the name has always reminded me of a bowel movement.
I think I saw Chas at Cardiff last night. He needed neither an oxy nor a longneck – just a pink soft-top.
I was there! At the reefs! With a green soft top!
Was parked near you but it didn’t register until we were long gone so no hello. That, and my boy had to poop.
Next time you must! Please! Poop be damned!
Two 5mg’s?? Oh how i remember those days. I used to rail an 80 with a crushed up bar within 10 minutes of waking up, just to get the day going. Thankfully i got myself arrested a few years later and got my shit figured out before my 27th birthday. You sound like you are heading that way. Hopefully that and not death, which are the only 2 outcomes possible.
I’m guessing heroin made a cameo somewhere in this narrative?
Prefer to watch this for 10 hrs and should be WSL new theme song
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I have watched this for 1.3 hours and counting. Thank you Tom. Thank you so much.
My pleasure mate I had it going for 3-5hrs last night just to see
Sort of reminded me of a WSL event broadcast, No??? Maybe better??
I was going to say, where’s a fucken shark when you need one.
american advertising sux balls and what was up with the 80’s lighting. just all round bad bad bad. cat nip for for crazy cat ladys
I’m touched you thought of me before posting this up Chas, but I like it dark. Is there anything better than necking a longneck and getting close to death with an oxy whilst reading about some aging man who counts steps? It’s pure bliss. it’s like you’re dead, then you’re alive.
It’s like a miracle. I bet thats why AI loved his oxy’s.
Anyhow, what the fuck are you guys wasting time with these cat fuckers for ? There’s been another shark attack at Ballina and some 17yr old local stud is right now anticipating the coming deluge of hot shark attack survivor pussy he is just about to luxuriate in.
Could there be anything more anti-depressive than that? Surviving a great white attack with just enough brutal scarring to score pussy for life but not be crippled by it?
Where’s Fred Pawle?
I demand an investigation.
You are my favorite! And yeah Fred! Where are you?
That is AF the worst thing I have seen
No longneck but wanted to “neck” myself after watching that dribble
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Great work! Just how I imagined it.
I’ll be honest… the look he gave the cat threw me off cause after that I was thinking we were gonna head into Eric Andre or Tim & Eric territory, where in the next scene the Inertia dork would be banging the cat, mom or both… Now i’m sad cause I’m stuck with the realization that my mind has been permanently fucked by all that shit.
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i feel ya mate…
I dunno, this just makes me sadder. Poor, hopeless Inertias. It’s gone from “laughing at them” to “crying for them.”
The dad looks like Bill Clinton lol
He needs another job too!