Parker: “It’s okay to experiment!”

Skate icon Brian Anderson just came out as gay. Why not try it yourself?

Big news dropped in the skateboard world recently. Brian Anderson, former Thrasher SOTY, longtime Girl team rider, all around legend, loves kissing dudes.

No big deal. Skate is slightly more open minded than surf. And Anderson’s been entrenched in the industry long enough that pulling the curtain from a long time open secret ain’t gonna have much effect on his earning potential. It’s not the 90’s anymore, can’t drop a dude for digging dicks.

I’m slightly annoyed that everyone is calling him the first openly gay pro skater. He is not. Jarret Berry was loud and proud back when you could still call ’em faggots and without anyone blinking an eye. I adore Jarret, have long felt he got hosed for refusing to hide who he is.

Not that the two are really connected. It’s great that Anderson can come out of the closet. Doesn’t really have anything to do with Jarret’s trials within the industry. Jarret was rocking his mo’ status decades ago. Anderson’s actions speak to an entirely different generation. A generation that is confusing and terrifying to me, but is also much more open minded than I was at a young age.

It does beg the question, who’s gay in surf? More than a few open women. Keala Kennelly, for one. Matt Branson doesn’t really count. He kept his proclivities under wraps until his career was over. Craig Butler’s sexuality is no secret, but he’s a longboarder and they’re a fringe element to begin with.

Thirty four guys on the WCT. I don’t know how many on the WQS. Some of them must love men. Just based on odds.

Not to mention the fact that, when you stick a bunch of young men in close proximity for long periods of time, some of them are gonna give it a shot. Though I suppose that’s not actually gay. Just experimenting.

But some of them are gonna go, “Ah, yes! That’s what I’ve been missing!”

I don’t think it’s fair to say that anyone has an obligation to serve as a figurehead for those who share their sexuality. But surf could use some gay. Our “sport” tends to All-Lives-Matter levels of uniformity. Which is bland, all too often hateful.

Variety is the spice of life. We’re a big ol’ pile of skinless boiled chicken breasts.

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Tostiloco
Tostiloco
9 years ago

I tried to come out, but I was wearing Dockers and they wouldn’t let me.

luke skywalker
luke skywalker
9 years ago

nice to see the skateboarders paving the way for the “free divers”……i guess it all makes sense Rory….as a freediver…you love to go down….

Matos Surf Shop
Matos Surf Shop
9 years ago
Badger
Badger
9 years ago

John John would be even radder if he was into chaps.

It’s a shame it even has to be news when someone declares their sexuality to the world.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Rory just wondering on choice of picture??? thoughts or pure coincidence

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago
Reply to  Tom

I was just about to congratulate Rory on his artistic vision.

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago

its tough being a gay surf figurehead, but i’ll do it! hang on, i’m a kook. no figureheading from me!

viva la that John John John John John John guy.

Dahaoleformerlyknownasbi0008
Dahaoleformerlyknownasbi0008
9 years ago

First time back on the site in at least six months. It was getting a little too Youtube comment section ish for me. But this reminds me that I actually enjoyed the writing before I became enamored with and then disappointed by the comments section. You’re the f#@king man, Rory. Even if I don’t comment, I’ll probably be reading.

Horatio Algae
Horatio Algae
9 years ago

well that is a huge relief

shootsthen
shootsthen
9 years ago

I wonder who is the current most famous LGBT? Ellen? Elton John? Lance Bass? Ricky Martin?

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  shootsthen

More likely Gianni Versace, Yves Saint Laurent, Christian Dior, Michael Kors, Calvin Klein, etc. Every one of those fuckers move way more money, hearts, and minds than any singer or actor could ever do singlehandedly.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

This eurovision powerhouse would be up there right?
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago

Geez, Alejo Muniz really needs a haircut these days.

Audit In Progress
Audit In Progress
9 years ago

Good point about Jarret (I had his Big Brother cover issue), but, let’s be honest he was no Brian Anderson. BA would be like someone of Taj’s stature coming out.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
9 years ago

You’re obviously a closet gay, Rory. When are YOU going to “come out”?

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

The Definitive Online Surfing Community With A Sense of Humor® here at BeachGrit has done a pretty good job of not using sexuality as an insult. Let’s try to keep it that way.
[Negs is jumping me into Mod status]

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

How am I being insulting?

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

I noticed that the site has like 30 Mods now…

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago

I think Longtom got it in exchange for the Oxy hookup and I’m pretty sure I’m just there as a human spell-check.

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

If we divided the number of individual commenters amongst you three, you’d each get 10.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago

I’m just another lazy surfer trying to offload work/responsibilities…

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago

More like eight, ten if we count the odd Stab passerby.

longtom
longtom
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

who the fuck made me mod?

I can’t even moderate the thin stream of dribble out of my own mind let alone anyone elses.
I’m one bad day, drunken posting session, tourette rant away from being permanently banned.

my sympathies are always with the people, not cops.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Check your emails Constable Longtom.

longtom
longtom
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

nothing there.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Mmmm? I sent it to the one you log in with here… thefreeridevoice@…

longtom
longtom
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

nah, Dell has one for me that works.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Before you put a message in a bottle across the Tasman to Negs, then, reconsider: the best cops are crooked cops.

throwing disqus
throwing disqus
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

Well said. This is why i like this site & hate sites like Stab now. There is actually an intelligent sense of humour here in the comments section.

david fffff
david fffff
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

Fuck off.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

So angry for a Canadian. Is it already raining on Vancouver Island?

david fffff
david fffff
9 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

It’s been nice lately. I work up here most the year, your little moderator panel is making you so fucking hard with self importance already hey?

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

Alex Haro, is that you?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Closet? I don’t think he has one. Rory’s laundry, dirty or clean is always hanging on the clothesline for all of us to see here…

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

where does he keep his extensive shoe collection then, huh!?

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
9 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

I own a single pair of shoes. They’re currently buried beneath a pile of spearfishing gear.

Antipodes
Antipodes
9 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

Living the dream Rory

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

what! no jimmy choos! get ye some. your lady will adore you in them.

MyGFsChinese
MyGFsChinese
9 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

You own one pair of shoes? Sure thing, duke.

Every time I read one of your #humblebrags, my skin starts crawling with douche bumps……nice work!

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
9 years ago
Reply to  MyGFsChinese

One pair gray half cabs.

One pair Cobian sandals. (very comfy, by the way. My new brand since Rainbow went to China.)

Suck a dick, shoeboy!

blumpkin mung
blumpkin mung
9 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

I liked you so much more before I knew that you wore Cobian’s. Cobian is the inertia of sandal brands and they both share the exact same demographic.

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
9 years ago
Reply to  blumpkin mung

They’re comfy and durable. Got a better brand?

blumpkin mung
blumpkin mung
9 years ago
Reply to  Rory Parker

If you’re over Rainbows for the China thing, which I applaud, then no. Not really. Just criticism!

Michael Cera's Moustache
Michael Cera's Moustache
9 years ago
Reply to  DrunkenAngel

i think you’re confusing Rory with Chas there..

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
9 years ago

nah. i know the legs i want to see in jimmy choos. chas hasn’t enough meat on those bones.


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