Watch your favourite commentator gang-banged at Lowers!
Lowers is a wave that’s hard to fault. Easy take-offs, enough curve in the wave to sink rails and cushy landings if high jumps are more your game.
But if Lowers is anything, it’s the Ganges of surfing, pilgrims crawling over each other for a piece. In this short from the Santa Babs filmmaker Norwell9, watch your favourite WSL commentator Peter Mel left in a bukkake mess by the very people he entertains.
If you like that, come see Norwell9’s cut of Gabriel playing Slap Chop at Lowers!
And, this. A tribute to Dane Reynolds on the occasion of his thirty-first birthday.
haha, fucken pete mel. go back to santa cruz
wait until this shit show gets to the olympics.
and then comes the post-show clusterfuck.
please BG interview a zoologist to please explain what this species is ‘evolving’ to.
me? i am moving to nova scotia or the aleutian islands. i’ll be taking my reverse trucker cap though, for the cold.
Norwell9 is a Toot fiend of the highest order. Dane!!
Norwell9 – Toot Fiend and greatest content creator of our time. I’d love to see the next BeachGrit TV “How to Video stuff” with Norwell9. If not, get him creating for BG I hear most, if not all creatives can survive on exposure alone.
Yeah, get Norwell9 on retainer, whatever it takes (e.g. pay him in size 30 boardies).
Man, I gotta remember to turn down the volume when I open shit on the train
“True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a fucking magic show.”
It makes Trestles look like Israel. Pete Mel should move to Nicaragua and start a surf school where he can impress clueless Yanquis in reef booties with his slow as fuck pop up and quick drying cropped Jew fro.
I think Jewfro is one word.
How’d the old Man go in the Maldives Wig?
He loved it. Wants to go back next year. He struggled a bit in the crowds to be honest. The old guys need a bit more time to get into waves and he got burned a fair bit. He nearly punched out my mate for snaking him which made me really proud.
Why surf trestles?? whhyyyy
cause beachbreaks, save for two or four jettys between Mex and Rincon, are all fucking walled as shit on these souths
Ahhh Mr. Mel getting burned by a fellow Californian that is wearing something along the lines of a Von Dutch trucker hat. Life begins to have meaning.
Every time I surf (in CA), there is some fucker in a trucker hat.
Being from west oz I find it bizarre as fuck that anyone would wanna surf this average, mushy, 3 foot wave with a thousand people out!!? Wtf is wrong with you Californians? Just surf somewhere else haha. Surely every spot in cali isn’t that crowded? I just surfed a similar size wave this morn but with a barrel section with 6 guys out (just to rub it in haha)
Where tho?
Just a few observations worth noting.
1. michel bourez still has his comp singlet on.
2. guy on far shoulder has a skeleton wetsuit on…
3. guy taking out mr mel has a trucker hat on backwards
4. Dare i speculate trucker hat guy has nose guard ???
5. Peter Mel has a front grip like the cool kids.
This vid from the 90’s?