All the kooky search words that land you at BeachGrit!
How did you land at BeachGrit? Are you a regular, for whom misleading headlines and harmless slander are as much your morning go-to as your cup of joe?
Maybe you’re just a periodical browser, tempted here and there by BeachGrit‘s anti-depressive ethos, by the occasional lure of aggregated videos and whatever else.
Or are you, like the following internet users, lured, perhaps, by our habit of tagging stories with the oddest combinations.
Did you land here, for instance, when you googled “prostitution at surf shops”, perhaps needing a pre-surf rim and golden shower along with your Sex wax.
Do you imagine a world where your every dark desire is attended to?
Would you like to see America’s first Samoan-Hindu congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard in the nude? Google drives you to BeachGrit!
A north Shore holiday needs a little extra zing?
Or are you a real creep? A real bear freak?
I’m curious! Real curious. How did you land here?
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googled “naked lady avalanche”
I just check in every couple days to see if Chas has written anything.
rotten.com comments section
“jordy smith nipple mutation”
Some offensive graffiti in Bondi. I’m actually surprised how often I overhear the miserable old cunts on long boards at Bondi mention Beach Grit in between taking every fucking wave. I’ve also overheard a little praise for Derek at Tama for taking a tiny pink board out on a 4-5ft day and actually pulling it off.
I’m the one who types in Tube8 every three or four hours. Peace.
“Daring unemployable fools seeking unicorns ineptly riding mountains”
Charlie Sheen…
I googled “blasphemy rottmouth surf.”
Now there’s a name I haven’t seen in an age! did his computer finally consume him?
Did you watch the saga unfold on swellnet? I also always thought I knew who he was but never quite certain. Now less so. One commenting man on this site had quite the feud with him, for months.
Saga? do tell… He wrote a piece for the Grit in the first few months.
http://beachgrit.com/2014/0…
It got deep. Ask longtom.
Longtom arguing on the internet??? Never!!
The comments sections where a little baron back then.
No, I didn’t, though now I’m intrigued. I just remembered him from Postsurf.
so he is the postsurf postmaster? yeah the comments in swellnet went wild for ages. gloves were off. rottmouth v the world. went on for months. deep conspiracies. accusations. cover ups re: AI / drugs / surf brands. all sorts of shit.
From what I can remember about Postsurf comments, people were simultaneously tickled and infuriated by BR, who they accused of being Samuels’s commenter alter ego intent only on trolling. I just tried to find some of the stuff from swellnet, stumbling upon a rant on… banking?
There was loads of stuff, however he eventually apologized after Swellnet did an article on WSL viewer numbers.
From Stab. Someone mentioned you in the comments section. Oh the irony.
Me too.
Me three.
Me four. Ashamed to admit it was Cavvy in one of his earlier incarnations